Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Not Rick-related but posting this here because Deep State Dan is making waves in the podcastverse.

He called out Kevin Brennan for a number of things on Nice Podcast, Stupid, Kevin caught wind of it, and then spent 20 minutes replying on his show.

The gist is Dan thinks Kevin's show sucks, which it does, but he also accuses him of being "greedy" for trying to double-dip with two Friday streams. Dan alleges Kevin is "stealing" the Friday night "block," as if they're Leno and Letterman competing for viewers. What an absurd premise.

Dan Mullen, an account manager from Massachusetts, has asserted himself into the Dabbleverse and begun demanding super chats from other streamers' audiences because he believes he's entitled to them. It's so ridiculous I can't even be mad at him. Dan's redemption arc has been one of the best undersold storylines in the Pigtails Saga. I'm going to enjoy the ride until the Pests inevitably turn on him again.

 
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OffTopic said:
Not Rick-related but posting this here because Deep State Dan is making waves in the podcastverse.

He called out Kevin Brennan for a number of things on Nice Podcast, Stupid, Kevin caught wind of it, and then spent 20 minutes replying on his show.

The gist is Dan thinks Kevin's show sucks, which it does, but he also accuses him of being "greedy" for trying to double-dip with two Friday streams. Dan alleges Kevin is "stealing" the Friday night "block," as if they're Leno and Letterman competing for viewers. What an absurd premise.

Dan Mullen, an account manager from Massachusetts, has asserted himself into the Dabbleverse and begun demanding super chats from other streamers' audiences because he believes he's entitled to them. It's so ridiculous I can't even be mad at him. Dan's redemption arc has been one of the best undersold storylines in the Pigtails Saga. I'm going to enjoy the ride until the Pests inevitably turn on him again.

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five sinks teeters on being a full blown lolcow a lot. Like, his antics produce a lot of kino. But he does super gay shit too like beg on his podcast.
 
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From Doom Cultist Rick to Coach Fatden to General Fatton Rick is on a roll! A pig of many fats hats indeed!

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five sinks teeters on being a full blown lolcow a lot. Like, his antics produce a lot of kino. But he does super gay shit too like beg on his podcast.
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He's the perfect nemesis for Rick, both he and Boomia.
One is a stunted software salesman from Boston with a mail-order Brazilian wife who cleans toilets for a living, the other is a mush-mouthed gindaloon boomer from Jersey who's bored out of his mind and can barely use a computer. It really highlights how ridiculous Rick's situation is. Nazi cyber-terrorists these are not.
 
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He's the perfect nemesis for Rick, both he and Boomia.
One is a stunted software salesman from Boston with a mail-order Brazilian wife who cleans toilets for a living, the other is a mush-mouthed gindaloon boomer from Jersey who's bored out of his mind and can barely use a computer. It really highlights how ridiculous Rick's situation is. Nazi cyber-terrorists these are not.
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I could never really tell if Boomia is a mushmouth or just an alcoholic, he sounds plastered every time I've heard his voice.
 
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The only downside would be if Fatrick gets wind of it and actually places a bet on the outcome he plans to push for.
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With what money, child?
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If it was just Patrick giving "his side", maybe. Thing is, he's going to be questioned by opposing counsel. He has next to zero impulse control, and cannot handle the slightest pushback or disagreement. Especially when they start questioning why he's screaming threats at the top of his lungs while acting aggressive in the bodycam footage they just showed. Exponentially worse for him if they have a woman question him.
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Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please fucking fuck fuck, let this happen!
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The trail is streamed online
Every patposter dies from massive rib explosion
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Maybe that's been his plan all along. Maybe he's playing 5D chess with us and we're all unwittingly falling into his trap. The prison so many of us are about to enjoy is the oubliette of stalker child oblivion.
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He collects toy dinosaurs.

I'm not joking.
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Wrong as always, child. He collects clinically obsessed stalker children. Some of those children are converted into artisanal pepperoni through unknown methods.

Enjoy prison.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
From Doom Cultist Rick to Coach Fatden to General Fatton Rick is on a roll! A pig of many fats hats indeed!

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Democratic Party is seen as a cult from former Democrats
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As for the Democrats, for much of the ’70s and ’80s (and even with Bill Clinton), they were always in search of their next cult of personality — or, more specifically in that period, their next “Kennedy.” They wanted to fall in love the way the party fell in love with John F. Kennedy in 1960. So powerful was this idea of finding the “next Kennedy” that the single most important moment of Clinton’s 1992 convention was the debut of footage of a young, teenaged Clinton shaking hands with America’s 35th president. It was a huge moment positioning him as a rightful heir to the leadership of the party and the country.
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The party is always chasing that next celebrity president.
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Great way to start a war that he'll never have to fight in.
 
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@Spunt I cannot quote you directly, but your words as followed-

I don't think it's that, or at least not only that.
Pat's existence and social functioning is Cargo Cult everything. He adopts the surface-level trappings of anything he wants to be perceived as, be it masculinity, toughness, war, guns, motorbikes, science, liberalism, conservatism, fatherhood, being a husband, writing, comedy, DIY, gardening, Irishness, cars, the law, everything. He doesn't know shit about any of these things, but I don't actually think this is Dunning-Krueger. Whilst Pat is without doubt an idiot, the reason he does this isn't stupidity, it's narcissism. I don't think he's autistic, either. I used to think Pat's behaviour was motivated by insecurity, but I'm not sure I believe that either. You see, I have a theory:

Pat is an honest-to-God sociopath.

-End Quote- (but read the rest of Spunt's post, it is fantastic)

I had to sit back and think on your post for a hot minute. I think, with all the points you've made, you're right. The cargo culting of fame and recognition, of respect and adulation, is just Narc Fuel, as it goes. He wants to be beefed out and respected by the masses. I've run into a few folks with narc behaviors, if not outright narcissists themselves, and they absolutely match up on Pat's behavior.

The insecurity v. Narc thing is very telling. It takes someone with either the drive to ignore what experts are saying, or even what passers by are saying, or someone with an actual derangement that keeps them from acknowledging it. Even here in the Land of Lolcows, Pat's denial after denial of all reality, down to correcTing the record at every chance, makes him stand out (And is one of the reasons I find him a truly fascinating subject to watch). He refuses to accept any potential of being wrong at any point, even slightly. There is no point he ever backs down on- any point. General Fatton does not retreat.

To be honest, I would not be overly surprised if within a few years someone from Niki's side of the family, or hell- Niki herself- comes out and starts discussing the shit going on that we really want to know about. Or maybe a friend of the family. This kind of thing, with his kind of reputation, cannot stay permanently under the radar. Someone will spill the beans. (In retrospect, maybe not Niki, if the theory of her SEO being just a funding path for her and the Pig is true or partly true).

Regardless, my hat is off to you for a very well written post, and here's to many more laughs at the Fat Rick's expense.
 
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Spunt said:
Pat is an honest-to-God sociopath.
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I wonder how many real sociopaths have been like Pat throughout time?

Obviously the internet and social media have been the biggest influence on Pat and his individual situation.

I am sure that a lot more of them would have ended up like Pat had they had this combination of reach, audience and record of their lies and manipulation attempts.

It’s like how there could have been many Chris Chans before, but without the internet they never progressed to being anything other than a local village idiot.

Also in both cases, the interference of random internet users with malicious intent has caused them to become even worse than they would have been.

In the sociopathic cases though, there is a certain “glamorous” idea of sociopaths being good looking and manipulative, like the nonce from Fifty shades of gay or American Psycho, but I am saying that I bet a substantial amount of them were actually huge man-babies like Pat.
But previously their behavior and emotional abuse was only confined to their families and spouses.

The short lived black comedy series, “Kevin can fuck himself”, is not only a probable more accurate depiction of a more common sociopath, it also has some parallels to Pat.
At least how Pat thinks he comes across to “friends”.
 
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Why doesn’t he just offer to drop the case with nobody assuming liability in return for a commitment they will put safeguarding procedures in place for his address?

I’m speaking rhetorically of course, because the answer is he’s a retard and doesn’t realise the financial nightmare he can find himself in. Again.
 
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