Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meat Target]

Pat: "You have nothing to say to me."
Josiah, without skipping a beat: "you're fat".

J: "about a year ago, I asked you on Reddit..."
P: "well, no, you didn't ask me anything, because you don't get to ask questions-"
J: "Well, I did, and you answered"

I burst out laughing when Fat shouted "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!"

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

holy macaroni, this fat freak goes full saucy faggot

 

[Gangster Talk]

Why does he start talking like a gay supervillain when he gets angry?

 

[Piggy Higuera]

Lotsa great lines, but when he tried to say "tangential" when he was flustered and it came out "tangenelli" it's hard to put my joy into words.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I've never heard such a flustered, cornered pseudointellectual in my life. Very audibly fat!

 

[Throwing Romans]

Somehow his morbid obesity comes through his voice in these recordings, it's incredible.

ETA: ninja'd by @Robert w'E'd Leef right as I hit post.

 

[Meat Target]

J: "what did [the judge] say that was so on your side, Patrick?"
P: "But you didn't, child!"

This is what a malfunctioning NPC looks like.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Fatrick's tactics in this call reminded me of this shit show with Kurt Eichenwald and Tucker Carlson. Delaying and delaying because you have nothing to say.

 

[James done did it]

damn he spices it up, child isn't enough, this guy's a BABY CHILD.

 

[KingOfGains]

ATTENTION

The fifth and final Fatrick interview has just dropped. This is the finale. Get in here folks!

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Can 100% confirm that Fat has Multiple Personality Disorder/Did, and bipolar disorder. The way he flips and switches tones and speach patterns when happy/sad/mad/worried/thinks he's in controlif fucking astounding.

 

[Meat Target]

Can 100% confirm that Fat has Multiple Personality Disorder/Did, and bipolar disorder. The way he flips and switches tones and speach patterns when happy/sad/mad/worried/thinks he's in controlif fucking astounding.

Fat has moods other than perpetual MATI?

 

[discombobulate]

Was Fatrick trying to sound like a dumb, faggot Bill Murray?

 

[This is what happens when]

The level of projection on his insults is astounding. I hope Patrick was looking into his own eyes in a mirror when he said some of that stuff 'cause I think he really needs to hear it.
Also I haven't heard a "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah," used in an argument since middle school.

 

[James done did it]

"I am ending this phone call"
13:28 on a 29 minute video. He can't fucking stop himself. He HAS to get the last word.

 

[PhantasMagorical]

This is the tape that will cripple this man for the rest of his life (aside from the whole being cucked thing and losing his daughter to a guy he met a couple times irl)

 

[James done did it]

Man when he talked about his school teachers Fatrick got REALLY mad. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU BABY CHILD!!

 

[KingOfGains]

Fat has moods other than perpetual MATI?

Hey, even the most wooden plank personalities of down syndrome children have moods. If they can, so can our special little fat boy.

 

[Flexo]

So is it just the crazy freak out that's hilarious in this 5th part or was anything major revealed?

 

[James done did it]

"I'm in to things, but that's not one of them."
This guy totally likes being pegged.

So is it just the crazy freak out that's hilarious in this 5th part or was anything major revealed?

I sat through the entire thing, it's 100% crazy freak out. It's like a live action version of his twitter feed but even more deranged and childish.

 

[Akashic Retard]

So is it just the crazy freak out that's hilarious in this 5th part or was anything major revealed?

Aren't crazy hilarious freakouts the point of all of this?