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>There is still no one here by that name, child.
I gotta stop reading his thread in public. People give me weird looks when I burst out laughing.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I gotta stop reading his thread in public. People give me weird looks when I burst out laughing.
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so when do we get a CA update? quasi don't be a bitch and settle.
wow they look great
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100%.... Someone else mentioned it but when the storm lights went on he didn't even flinch. If you were trespassing onto someone's property in dark and the lights go on wouldn't you at least look around? Cant wait for episode 5 to see just how deep a hole he dug for himself.
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The hearing is now scheduled for this upcoming Thursday the 30th at 9:30.so when do we get a CA update? quasi don't be a bitch and settle.
wow they look great
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no, child, it was a flashlight deepthroating nazi. quietly now.
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Thanks to this retard I can't even read the word "Child" without smirking half of the time
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Boy, his wife is a real battle-axe!wow they look great
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Was going through some old photos on my phone and this one caught my eye. Forget who it is but it's a courtroom sketch of some serial killer. Probably would have been his Twitter display picture if he lived in current year. Quietly now, child.
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If you watch this and you still don't think Norm is funny, you just might be Fat Rick Cuntington.
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>Cerveceros
Fatprick, you are whiter than sour cream. Give that Hispanic heritage jersey to someone with actual Hispanic heritage. Fucking colonizer.
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Pat's wife looks manlier than he is. Not that that's saying much when she looks manlier than most men. Is she a Brianna Wu-style troon?
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ATTENTION
The fifth and final Fatrick interview has just dropped. This is the finale. Get in here folks!
The fifth and final Fatrick interview has just dropped. This is the finale. Get in here folks!
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LOL two minutes in and this owns. Josiah reveals the ruse and Pat tries to pretend he knew all along.
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Of course this autismo spilled his spaghetti two minutes into the call.
Also holy shit I've never heard so much projection in one call.
EDIT: Everyone reading this do yourself a favor and actually listen to the audio. This is truly hilarious and insane.
Also holy shit I've never heard so much projection in one call.
EDIT: Everyone reading this do yourself a favor and actually listen to the audio. This is truly hilarious and insane.
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Yikes. Fat Pat sounds gayer than ever in that interview
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He becomes some character that sounds like an effeminate gay man. It's cringe as hell.
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Alright, I had to register for an account because I don't want Rick to have control of this part of the narrative which I don't think the new audience has context of.
This didn't start because he "never thought Norm was funny," like he says, it's because he only said that because people were piling on to Norm because he was defending Roseanne, Louis CK, and Shane Gillis, so Ricky saw it as an opportunity to oink, have media outlets see his bloated follower count and now long-departed blue check, and think he had an important voice. Here's an article on Norm that quoted one of Rick's tweets:
So there's an anti-bullying angle here that he's too dumb and prideful to admit - he can't get an audience by writing readable fiction or performing stand-up with any humorous elements, only by bullying those more successful than him, which includes John Does #1-60. I mean just pick 60 Does from the morgue and they'll be able to write more entertainingly.
Also...where is the left-handed thing coming from? In that tough guy dropping the ammo clip video, isn't he holding the gun right-handed? I went back through the thread and tried to find it, but had to stop at the charred Beef Wellington pic, I forgot about that, peak Pat-mind about what's good enough to brag about. There was a video of him doing stand-up with a watch on his left wrist, but I don't know if that's what left-handed undesirables do to "pass".
He probably would say he's ambidextrous though, that's on brand.
This didn't start because he "never thought Norm was funny," like he says, it's because he only said that because people were piling on to Norm because he was defending Roseanne, Louis CK, and Shane Gillis, so Ricky saw it as an opportunity to oink, have media outlets see his bloated follower count and now long-departed blue check, and think he had an important voice. Here's an article on Norm that quoted one of Rick's tweets:
Norm Macdonald Faces Backlash for Defending Roseanne Barr, Louis C.K. and Chris Hardwick | Exclaim!
Norm Macdonald's new show Norm Macdonald Has a Show hasn't even come out yet, and he's already facing major backlash. In a new interview, he...
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So there's an anti-bullying angle here that he's too dumb and prideful to admit - he can't get an audience by writing readable fiction or performing stand-up with any humorous elements, only by bullying those more successful than him, which includes John Does #1-60. I mean just pick 60 Does from the morgue and they'll be able to write more entertainingly.
Also...where is the left-handed thing coming from? In that tough guy dropping the ammo clip video, isn't he holding the gun right-handed? I went back through the thread and tried to find it, but had to stop at the charred Beef Wellington pic, I forgot about that, peak Pat-mind about what's good enough to brag about. There was a video of him doing stand-up with a watch on his left wrist, but I don't know if that's what left-handed undesirables do to "pass".
He probably would say he's ambidextrous though, that's on brand.
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Thanks for the link. I appended the local archives with this new audio:ATTENTION
The fifth and final Fatrick interview has just dropped. This is the finale. Get in here folks!
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Holy fucking shit, that first "yes child" almost crippled me
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"...you're a fat faggot with bitch tits." Goddamn does stuff like that make me laugh.
Has anyone figured out his whole thing with "child"? Does he legitimately think that's some sort of seriously intelligent insult?
Has anyone figured out his whole thing with "child"? Does he legitimately think that's some sort of seriously intelligent insult?