Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Piggy is apparently visiting his local FBI branch tomorrow. Everyone in this thread should be on their best behavior.

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"It's a lot man, so am I".

The fucking retard keeps accidentally calling himself fat.

To the guy who did Mehiko Pat. Sombreros tip to you.

You may have just invented a whole new way to troll Fatrick.

Imagine:
Патрик Шан Томлинсои
Pat the Paki
Pat the Polack
Patjeet

I'm loling even thinking about this.

Pol Pat.

 

[Rent Tin]

Pat should definitely go on a one man pig mission to dismantle that "illegitimate" structure, preferably with his very scary weapons. I'm sure that it will go wonderfully for the piggy. He will unload an entire magazine at the Justices and promptly be turned into swiss cheese with a side of pork.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

I don't speak Spanish but I assume this is funny

He’s doing the Fatrick tropes in Spanish. “You are profoundly sick, stalker” “This account is an impostor. Report for identity theft and block him.” “A fat cyberstalker pretending to be me, how pathetic, child.”

Fat said “You are the only stalker here, stalker.” And “Nobody is pretending to be you, stalker”

The guys name means “Stealthy Addict” And addict is a synonym in Spanish for geek. That took a rib.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Now he's dragging the daughter that he abandoned into this. What a piece of shit:

Piggy declares war:

More oinking:

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

"get rid of the judiciary!" - conservative Patrick Swine Tomlinson. All the judges from Wisconsin and California laughing him out of court have left him seething.

Never let him forget that he's obsessed with abortion only as a proxy to justify his own Paper Abortion of Annabelle and circumvent the stigma of being a deadbeat father. "Normalize not caring about your offspring" is his agenda, not women.

"the last thread holding this country together" was the federal recognition of a right to a procedure that a small fraction of women do maybe once in their lifetime? Deeply out of touch with reality pig. "Now it's war" meaning he'll tweet about it from his couch. Please do have fun.

 

[thismanlies]

Piggy declares war:

Yes Fat Rick, we're going to have a Civil War because your wife can't get her mulatto fart babies queefed out into a pepperoni grinder.

 

[DancingIsraeli]

Pat taking the Roe v Wade leak hard

 

[Compositesludge]

Piggy declares war:

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Where do you think he's going to recommend we put the paint filled water balloons this time?

 

[Mr Moonface]

More oinking, I think he's done for the night after these:

 

[Broadside]

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These "we don't serve Nazis here!" bars are always disgusting shitholes. I always found it weird how they chose that group of people to fret over. I'm pretty sure there are far more date rapers and criminals lurking at late night bars than there are Nazis (and we all know what "anti-fascist" male feminists are like when it comes to rape). It just comes across as so fucking cringe, especially when these signs are always drawn in sharpie like some fucking 15 year old did it. Then again, these kinds of people are just perpetually stuck as adolescents.

I ended up in just such a bar a few summers ago to see an exe's brother play with his band. Just to wind them up, I carved a huge swastika in the bathroom on one of the stall doors with my keys when I was drunk and added "Jews are gay lmao" under it.

Be a shame if someone reported Bremen cafe for dodgy dealings and health violations, huh?

And WTF is Pat on about "I will never forgive my country"/"I blame everyone who voted for this";
 Voted for what? You fuckers have got every you asked for

• Biden as President (lol)
• Trannies grooming kids in schools
• Mask mandates and vaccine mandates for half the country
• Endless left wing social policies being pushed through
• Trump getting impeached

These are literally all things you wanted and now you got them and the country is in shambles, oh that's...not your fault? Get fucked you deranged pig.

Edit: it's not political sperging when what makes Pat such a cow is his "anti-fascism" kek

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If you thought he was tweeting long and hard before, JUST WAIT.

NOW YOU’VE DONE IT, SCOTUS! Fat Tomlinson will tweet 23 hours a day until you are dismantled. That’s not a threat; it’s a promise.

Do you have ANY idea who you’re fucking with?!

 

[Meriasek]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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that's a filet mignon btw...

No, child, it's not.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

If the children on the Supreme Court don't listen Fat's going to start firing water balloons filled with filet mignon's straight into their chambers!

 

[whore loving dragon]

If you thought he was tweeting long and hard before, JUST WAIT.

NOW YOU’VE DONE IT, SCOTUS! Fat Tomlinson will tweet 23 hours a day until you are dismantled. That’s not a threat; it’s a promise.

Do you have ANY idea who you’re fucking with?!

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With his left hand he will crush the Supreme Court. With his right, he will break Elon Musk over his knee. And with his terrible jowled mouth he will devour innocent urban youths. The era of The God-King of Twitter, His Grace Patrick Tomlinson, has begun. The FBI will be conscripted as his personal armada, and in due time will round up each and every atalker for His Grace to deal with as he sees fit.

"If you want an accurate portrait of the future, just imagine a black child disappearing into a pepperoni grinder. Forever."
- George Orwell

 

[John_Smith]

Oh no. The one thing fat people should do is know what good food is since they eat so much.

If you follow the Deathfats you would know that fatties are not interested in food per se. They are only interested in eating. It's the sensations of eating, not the taste of the food, that appeal to them. Piggy wants the steak well done so he can chew it longer. The taste is not relevant. Look at the other food he posts. It's fit for a trough, not a dining table.

Jerry Jens esq, the collections lawyer, is in LA. Was Piggy there for a debtor's exam by any chance?

 

[Broadside]

He's clearly shitfaced but I think this is about Russia and not the Supreme Court ruling:

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"They made a /very/ bad film adaptation"
The worst LOTR adaptation is still better than the best book by Patrick Tomlinson

Pat the history buff also seems surprised that a nation founded by Calvinist puritans would be culturally opposed to abortion. But yeah it's fascism that caused this. Must be such a mental alleviation to have one thing to blame for all your ills.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The funniest thing about any given lolcow is how seriously they take themselves. It’s always WAY too seriously, of course. But some of them go to such an absurd extreme of self-importance that literally everything they say and do is hilarious.

Fat, with these tweets tonight, has leapfrogged Ethan Ralph in the “Don’t you know who I think I am?!” stakes. Imagine being so lacking in humility that you make Gunt look self-effacing.

 

[A Sunset]

He's clearly shitfaced but I think this is about Russia and not the Supreme Court ruling:

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This is the gayest thing I’ve ever read. He’s unironically comparing Russia to Mordor. Could his worldview be anymore black and white? Of course he has to run his opinions through the filter of the content he consumes. “Gondor calls for aid”. What a fucking fag.

And ”the beacons are lit” being the best moment in cinema is such a simply dumb take that’s all you can really say. I like LOTR Trilogy but this is a joke. Of course this is a guy who has a LOTR tramp stamp on his fat, jigging arm advertising “I’m a nerdy, insufferable faggot”.

And of course, like a true shitlib, he says this all in the service of explaining why some slurs are okay while talking non-stop about how racism is bad.

Patrick needs the Ethan Ralph treatment. Getting his face rearranged for getting too drunk and talking IRL like he does on Twitter. God I hate this guy lol.

 

[Caverlock]

At this point, it seems that Rick would have better luck contacting his local branch of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and getting himself reclassified as some sort of protected animal.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’d give anything for him to livestream his farcical visit to the FBI field office. Indeed, men have signed away parental rights to their only child for less.