Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[An Sionnach Seang]

South American and Eastern European politics make American Politics look tame. Fat doesn't realize that due to ignorance. Then again, he's on Twitter, a website that the US government used to silence their own citizens by utilizing fascism.

what's more, it's cognate with actual fascism, not internet fascism that just means "somebody said something I don't like"

 

[PST Stan Account]

What's Sleeves up to? I'd love to hear him do the audio book, maybe add a little la la

I'd love to see how many people on a voiceover gig site you'd have to go through before one of them reads it and actually takes the job.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Interesting; so in 2021 the legal expenses paid were approximately $80,000.00 where they were just under $30,000.00 in 2020. So, if we’re sticking with the idea that the LOLsuit incurred over $100,000 in legal fees, either Fatty had to fork over something like a fourth/thirty percent of the fees on his own [or borrowed/gifted], or money was fronted way in advance.

Much of the fees were incurred during 2020 when they drafted their 40 or so page complaint. When I have time I will pull the older ones I have and make a chart, but their legal fees went up like a hockey stick. Most of this shit was Fatrick.

 

[Maude Snew]

I'd love to see how many people on a voiceover gig site you'd have to go through before one of them reads it and actually takes the job.

I would actually pay at least twenty bucks on a fund raiser thing to have it professionally done by Morgan Freeman or Keith David. If they're too expensive that Big Man Tyrone guy who did a lot of that shit for Internet videos. It's entirely coincidence that all my picks are black men they just have very good voices and can put some gravitas into that shit. If you insist on me choosing a white guy uh maybe that honest trailer guy?

 

[Throwing Romans]

SFWA 2021 TAX RETURN IS HERE.

Get digging, niggers

https://img.nanaimg.net/random/sfwa_return_2021.pdf

OOF, legal expenses high, yet not nearly as high as fat's BMI

 

[MilkThePig]

I feel that in all the chaos and confusion of the last few days, the core message has been lost. And that is that Patrick S Tomlinson of Milwaukee, Wisconsin is obese; morbidly so.

Thank you for your time and God bless.

 

[Maude Snew]

I feel that in all the chaos and confusion of the last few days, the core message has been lost. And that is that Patrick S Tomlinson of Milwaukee, Wisconsin is obese; morbidly so.

Thank you for your time and God bless.

Hush, child. It's Tomlinson now, it hasn't been O'Bese since my family was kicked out of Ireland. This is felony ancestry you're engaging in, wait for the knock.

 

[Table Country]

I'm gay

I only understood this part.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

No, it's German for "the Null, the"

"Die" is feminine so "die Null" would imply that Null is female.
I think he'd rather English die than become a German die.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

How many of these are SWATTTTings rather than just wellness checks, which are still very gay to call in, but much different and significantly less dangerous?

The only dangerous (to Fatrick) incident was the latest big one where ended up handcuffed with his microdick swinging in the breeze. Even his retelling of the confrontation with the cops during the niggeroni incident reeks of bullshit.

 

[Maude Snew]

"Die" is feminine so "die Null" would imply that Null is female.
I think he'd rather English die than become a German die.

Excuse me, did you just assume xir's German gender?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

SFWA 2021 TAX RETURN IS HERE.

Get digging, niggers

https://img.nanaimg.net/random/sfwa_return_2021.pdf

Much of the fees were incurred during 2020 when they drafted their 40 or so page complaint. When I have time I will pull the older ones I have and make a chart, but their legal fees went up like a hockey stick. Most of this shit was Fatrick.

You know they had other legal fees right?

 

[Boston Brand]

AND ITS NOT EVEN DOUBLE SPACED!!!! HOLY TAP DANCING CHRIST CAN THIS RETARD DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
@Boston Brand This shit shows up on your desk wdyd?

No, but I know he submitted his alien poacher novel to Baen Books.

Evidently they took a look at his social media, where among other things, he had repeatedly attacked Baen and several Baen authors as a member of various SFWA lynchmobs.

I wager the book itself is awful too, and no doubt has been/will be rejected on its merits, but rule of thumb folks: Don't attack a publisher for years and then come hat in hand, asking them to publish you.

Can we get an update from our favorite uncle.
Knowing 2022 sales figures would greatly help Jerry Jen
and Owen needs to know what sort of numbahs he needs to put up for his debut novella

Although... you could wait a few days for everyone to get there own numbahs in.
6043 last count of total books.

Im calling 6431 as of 2023

Well, since you said I'm your favorite uncle... how can I say no?

 

[SnufflePuff]

No, but I know he submitted his alien poacher novel to Baen Books.

Evidently they took a look at his social media, where among other things, he had repeatedly attacked Baen and several Baen authors as a member of various SFWA lynchmobs.

I wager the book itself is awful too, and no doubt has been/will be rejected on its merits, but rule of thumb folks: Don't attack a publisher for years and then come hat in hand, asking them to publish you.



Well, since you said I'm your favorite uncle... how can I say no?

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Wow Pat sure is doing numbers. Can’t wait for the piggie rage when the OnA version of A Christmas Carnage sells more copies and has a higher profit despite being 1/10 the cost.

 

[Bloitzhole]

"Die" is feminine so "die Null" would imply that Null is female.
I think he'd rather English die than become a German die.

The number zero (Null) is feminine in German though, so at least grammatically it checks out.


Apparently the SWFA spent cash for grants to Sub-Saharan Africa for "Writer Advocacy" and "Prof develop".
Perhaps Milwaukee is experiencing a shortage of black children - pepperoni businesses most affected - and they have to advocate for an increase in exports from Africa and the professional development of superior sausage casings.

Can we get an update from our favorite uncle.
Knowing 2022 sales figures would greatly help [...] 6043 last count of total books.

Well, since you said I'm your favorite uncle... how can I say no?

So of his most popular (old) books, "Trident's Forge" and "The Ark", he sold a grand total of 7 and 22 respectively? (1091 to 1098 and 2634 to 2656).
Even his most recent works like "In the Black" only went from 240 to 289.
What an illustrious writer's career Pat has achieved. All that promotional oinking on Twitter sure is paying off.

 

[fishtank enjoyer]

Nothing really new to add, it just never stops being funny how quickly he sends the 'stalker' message. He must have it copied constantly.

 

[Johnny Salami]

OOF, legal expenses high, yet not nearly as high as fat's BMI
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Wrong again, child. That's a daily Hooligans bar tab

 

[Heckler1]

Every time I read Fatrick say "Stalker/Child" I hear it in Null's impression of Pork Squeeler.

 

[Somerville Dan]

No, but I know he submitted his alien poacher novel to Baen Books.

Evidently they took a look at his social media, where among other things, he had repeatedly attacked Baen and several Baen authors as a member of various SFWA lynchmobs.

I wager the book itself is awful too, and no doubt has been/will be rejected on its merits, but rule of thumb folks: Don't attack a publisher for years and then come hat in hand, asking them to publish you.



Well, since you said I'm your favorite uncle... how can I say no?

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As long as Baen cleans up their forums, they'll be privileged enough to earn Patrick as a client.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Every time I read Fatrick say "Stalker/Child" I hear it in Null's impression of Pork Squeeler.

How many talents of silver would we need to scrounge up in order to get Dear Leader to read a Pat Tomlinson chapter or short story as Pat Tomlinson? I think I'd die laughing if I heard Pat's homoerotic arrow story or Christmas Carol fanfiction read in Null's Pat impression with bonus "Pat" commentary added in.