Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AngeloTheWizard]

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This actually looks like alternate universe Good Patrick, probably because he's actually smiling somewhat warmly and not doing the stupid fucking finger point. Perhaps he has fewer books, perhaps he acknowledged the flaws of The Ark and improved, and he uses Twitter very rarely, usually only to make announcements, ending with "Enjoy Space." Or he has Spaceenjoyer for a handle.

As much as I love these AI images, none of them can match up to the reality of Patrick. All of them are just...too human. The smiles, the expressions, the body language, it's all too much like normal humans, so they come across as pigs who have evolved into something approaching sapience. A state of being that Fatrick with his NPC behaviour of stalker childing EVERYONE will never know.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Pat is whatever rung is below NPC.

He's a mob. NPCs can range from obnoxious, basically window dressing, all the way to helpful if not crucial. Even if you don't like them they serve a purpose within the world

Mobs are mindlessly aggressive (rest in pepperoni), have very basic attack patterns (enjoy prison stalker child), and drop loot when defeated (OnA/Twitter crossposts)

 

[JJLiautaud]

as an unrelated sidenote, fuck me, drawing norm's face is hard to get right, i've been struggling to get it down for like a week

are you drawing young handsome Norm old and fat Norm?

He's so fat he doesn't understand that accent signified social status in England to an extreme extent and that a rich man like Scrooge would never, ever have a low-class accent.

And worse, if born poor, he would've spent 100s of hours and lots of money literally training the poor out of his voice

Furthermore I believe Patrick is fat and has bitch tits.

 

[Spunt]

CHECK IT OUT NOW.
THE GROUP HOME BROTHER.
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
THE GROUP HOME BROTHER.

You are now hearing this in your head.

Enjoy prison.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy is stroppy and picking fights with other lolcows:



Cenk is apparently 'intelligible' to run for president:

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Patrick should be studied by soyence for innumerable reasons.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

This has to be bait. He even did the reddit " le my dude".

Ok queer

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Porsalin released the first 10 minutes of his documentary on Patreon. It is honestly hilarious and I have high hopes for the final one.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/90807949

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Piggy is stroppy and picking fights with other lolcows:

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Cenk is apparently 'intelligible' to run for president:

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For someone who spends all day sperging about politics, Patrick is either too fucking dumb to understand Cenk/Brianna only run for office to steal money from retarded liberal faggots they call "constituents", or nobody ever outright told him. IIRC both Cenk Uyger and Brianna Wu raised tens of thousands of dollars "running for office" that was never accounted for, as in they never spent on actually running for office and they never returned it to the retarded liberals who gave them that money. Liberals are always so fucking dumb, they fall for the same "pyramid scam" every year over and over as long as someone tells them what they want to hear, "orange man bad" Trans are being murdered" "guns are sentient beings who want to kill you" "niggers only rape and murder because white people made them do it" "If you give me enough money I will make the governemnt give you free money".

 

[Plaintiff had a 1.7 gpa]

 

[Mr Moonface]

Porsalin released the first 10 minutes of his documentary on Patreon. It is honestly hilarious and I have high hopes for the final one.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/90807949

Someone uploaded it here:

https://vimeo.com/873561343

Edit: I think someone added something extra to the first few seconds, this video is NSFW.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Cenk is apparently 'intelligible' to run for president:

On the other hand, Patrick, you probably could run, given you're a fat hick who's never left the country. I really want you to "No, child," the candidates at the Democrat debate.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

On the other hand, Patrick, you probably could run, given you're a fat hick who's never left the country. I really want you to "No, child," the candidates at the Democrat debate.

Enjoy prison, Biden.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Good news, Patrick got a new laptop that he definitely needs for work.

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It's nice of him to keep the old hardware for when the police finally shut down the pepperoni operation and scoop up the evidence.

 

[internet friend]

On the other hand, Patrick, you probably could run

No he fucking cant.

given you're a fat hick who's never left the country. I really want you to "No, child," the candidates at the Democrat debate.

Ohhhh for president....

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

For someone who spends all day sperging about politics, Patrick is either too fucking dumb to understand Cenk/Brianna only run for office to steal money from retarded liberal faggots they call "constituents", or nobody ever outright told him. IIRC both Cenk Uyger and Brianna Wu raised tens of thousands of dollars "running for office" that was never accounted for, as in they never spent on actually running for office and they never returned it to the retarded liberals who gave them that money. Liberals are always so fucking dumb, they fall for the same "pyramid scam" every year over and over as long as someone tells them what they want to hear, "orange man bad" Trans are being murdered" "guns are sentient beings who want to kill you" "niggers only rape and murder because white people made them do it" "If you give me enough money I will make the governemnt give you free money".

Maybe this is why piggy is so upset. He had to pay Quasi so he couldn't lose money of fake candidates

 

[easy]

are you drawing young handsome Norm old and fat Norm?

young norm, like from his snl era. his mouth and eyes keep throwing me off, I keep accidentally making him look evil lol. we will get there eventually

 

[Summer of George]

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Wow, got Piggy wearing the correct suit (the only one he owns) and everything.

Also "QuaISIS" is pee eff gee.

 

[Maude Snew]

And that’s not even scratching the surface of Patrick S. Tomlinson

There's a lot of surface to scratch though because he's fat.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Criminally underrated r/autism thread from 2019. Overshadowed by "the" r/autism thread which accumulated over 2,500 replies, a huge chunk of which were from Pat alone, this one accumulated 468 replies, and there are many bangers and quotable posts contained within. What amazes me is most of these posts from "THE_NIGGER_RAPIST" and such are still up.

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/dloqow/made_it_to_the_gym_today/?utm_source=embedv2&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=action_bar