Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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grapeshark77 said:
He posted it again! The last bit is interesting - it does sound like he's going to drag this out for a while. If the book isn't finished he doesn't have to try to sell it.

I should also mention that he turned off replies to this tweet. He never turns off replies. What could it mean? I wonder if the hundreds of new people he's following are involved in publishing and he's trying to show off


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Rick just cant help himself.
my theory is -
1. he thinks some publishing house or editor will see it and doesnt want his arrest report in the replies

2. Niki told him no prezzies or going to the robinson christmas if he doesnt chill with his enjoy prisons
 
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BrainProlapse said:
I don't understand Fatrick, why is he finishing this awful book only now that he's completely missed the Christmas season?
This kind of garbage wouldn't sell as anything but a gimmick or a joke stocking filler
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Option 1: He knows it's never getting published and only posts about it for the dopamine rush of his 3 or 4 genuine fans saying they can't wait to read it.
Option 2: It's such a fucking mess it's going to take at least a year to edit it into something legible (as well as finding a publisher who hasn't blacklisted him).
Option 3: He's a fat, lazy retard who can't keep to any kind of schedule because he's too busy getting blackout drunk/screeching on Xitter.
 
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No stalker you are not suffering a crippling disease. Everyone who has sex has tuberculosis. Enjoy medication.

In all seriousness, I want to see him land a publisher Twitter exchange with whatever intern and see the pests reply to them with all this bullshit and hairy assholes and see what happens. I think they would just be turned off/weirded out by the trolls, but seeing Pat compulsively call them stalkers and say their life is over would immediately kill any chance.
 
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grapeshark77 said:
He posted it again! The last bit is interesting - it does sound like he's going to drag this out for a while. If the book isn't finished he doesn't have to try to sell it.

I should also mention that he turned off replies to this tweet. He never turns off replies. What could it mean? I wonder if the hundreds of new people he's following are involved in publishing and he's trying to show off


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"The job of a rough draft is not to be good, only finished."

This is as backwards as his fence.
 
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Pepperonified said:
Patrick is now an expert in railway systems. Would you believe that this guy works as a lowly insurance agent?

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It pains me to defend Patrick... so I won't. I didn't even bother reading his parts because I just know he was being FAT in them.

But the other guy is completely wrong. The lower cost of railroad transport long term is not a debate, it's been a known fact for a long time. The initial investment can be very very high, but eventually the huge volume transported and proportionally lower maintenance costs makes it pays off big time further down the road. Specially in continent-sized countries like the US.

That's basic knowledge. But at least now Porker will feel very smart and cocky. Add half a gallon of some fruity beer and the odds of funny interactions go way up.
 
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Pill Cosby said:
I hope we will one day get a Fatrick and Chris-Chan crossover.
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They would be fantastic in a lolcow big brother.

Both of them have the same kind of spoiled child mentality which means they won’t be able to stand each other on sight.

Coupled with the fact that they will both expect respect from the other for being famous, while both failing to see what makes the other worthy of respect.

I think the two of them together in such an environment would be cruelly entertaining.

Other cows would be welcome of course, but Chris and Pat both have the exact right kinds of incompatible personalities.
 
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