Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

What the fuck is this shit? Seriously, what the fuck? Why isn't this retard in prison right now for assault and battery against a police officer?

I think the explanation is this:
Or it could be he's the local tard and Milwaukee police protocol says he has to be returned to his handler (Nikki) every time he tards out.

He alienates everyone he encounters online, when he should really be being nice to people to encourage his book sales.

He burbles on about the crazy stalkers shit to people in real life according to actual authors he is put on panels with at conventions.

He so clearly is known to police and the general area as a crazy man.
 
A bunch of local schools in Milwaukee got bomb and shcool shooting threats in Patrick's name? I'm sure such an event would garner some attention from journalists and the news; provided it actually happened.
It didn't. The Cryptic Web Chronicles vid linked before features a clip where someone inquires at a hotel that was subject to a bomb-threat according to Fat, and the woman working there says there was no bomb-threat and that Pat is lying.

If there was a liar-prison, Patrick would enjoy it.
 
It didn't. The Cryptic Web Chronicles vid linked before features a clip where someone inquires at a hotel that was subject to a bomb-threat according to Fat, and the woman working there says there was no bomb-threat and that Pat is lying.

If there was a liar-prison, Patrick would enjoy it.

More evidence he will be known as a local crazy.

Total village idiot, with delusions of grandeur.
 
Pretty sure he got a permaban because the bartender at Hoolis gave him Nadolskis CC info and the pests reported them to the authorities/the credit card company for it.
Yeah that's generally the prevailing wisdom on the matter. If not an outright ban by the establishment, he's obviously far too embarrassed to ever show his face there again
 
This, right here? This pissed me right the fuck off.

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I never saw this before, and now that I've seen it, I'm really mad. I think back to all of the fuck people who've been mistreated by cops, or had a bad interaction with them, and nearly got killed or beaten -- and here's this fat dumbass actually taking a fucking swing to try to punch a cop. On video. And somehow this stupid fuck isn't in jail right now on 100 different charges, and he thinks he's entitled to sue these people for not acting like his personal honorguard.

What the fuck is this shit? Seriously, what the fuck? Why isn't this retard in prison right now for assault and battery against a police officer?
Now that you bring it up it makes me realise that if you read the police report regarding Ethan Ralph’s felony charge of assaulting an officer it is materially identical to this case. For ralph it was a female cop and he was so drunk he failed to really hit her and was immediately subdued. For that ralph got a year in jail and is a felon. As much as it may have been justice i’m glad this didn’t happen to Fatrick. Just think of all the adventures these past 12 months that would have been stalled while he was in jail. Would be a very unfun outcome even if it was deserved and ultimately we are here for the fun, not to seethe and hope for some cosmic justice to fall on the Pig.

It seems likely Pat will enjoy prison at some point in this saga either way…
 
He probably wouldn't even slurp his noodles at an Asian restaurant
He probably uses a knife and fork to eat spaghetti.
Out of curiosity, has anyone tried to claim Patty was making death threats with the 'your life is already over' bit?
He does have a documented criminal history of death threats. This looks like a clinical PaTTern of behavior.
 
Little late here but the whole "he dindu nuffin" argument simply does not fly. He sued anonymous individuals on the internet for calling him fat. He has marshalled hundreds of thousands of dollars (and fortunately wasted all of them) for the specific purpose of attacking free speech on the internet and attempting to use lawfare to bankrupt or dox individuals who he has threatened with physical violence. He has earned this and deserves just about anything he gets. On top of this he's, at least in theory, significantly more functional than some of the retards who have dedicated trolls like cobes, daniel larson, etc. He's just proof that you don't have to be a congenital retard to act like one.
 
Yeah that's generally the prevailing wisdom on the matter. If not an outright ban by the establishment, he's obviously far too embarrassed to ever show his face there again
You mean this face?
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The face he showed on what I understand to be national television
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At conventions wearing this outfit
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And all over Internet shows
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That face? Good sir or madam and nothing else, this alleged man clearly has no problem showing that very face all over the place plus he has no shame I can detect and he is also very fat.
 
imagine if you are that cop
you could take him into custody, put him in your car, and drive him to jail while he stalker childs you the entire time
or you could just send him back into his hovel and enjoy peace and quiet on your way back to the station
No that's not how it works. The Milwaukee police are LITERALLY stalking and hunting Patrick S Tomlinson down. Enjoy prison!
 
Every time.

Every fucking time this thread gets feature, the same shit happens.

Retards who have no idea who the Pests are, their sense of humor and how they work come here pitying poor baby girl patrick and screaming those mongoloid teenager terms like "aylog", touching-poop", "ween" and just shitting up the thread.

I love to contribute to the thread, but when this happens, I hate it with a passion. I won't be checking it anymore, but I know the other regulars will keep it doing the informative - and specially funny - like you guys always do. Thanks for the laughs guys. Cheers.
If you cannot handle it when a thread only agrees with you 99% of the time instead of 100%, maybe the Kiwi Farms isn't the place for you, bro.
 
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You know I'm certain our feminist ally, FFWBT, will be so happy to be confronted in court by a female lawyer. He has nothing but respect for women, and never gets irrationally angry when a woman contradicts him or blocks his desired actions.
What will he do, force his lawyer to accuse her of interstate criminal syndicate made for sole purpose of lynching niggers? Who would do that? Who would be so stupid? (the answer is Montagraph, Nick's current enemy. Will Patrick be as smart as him?)
 
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