Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Well I have made an absolute fat fucking pig of myself today with the Christmas buffet me and the aforementioned homies created, with the main meal itself being tomorrow. Having made myself feel so fat and gay and bitchtitted with all I ate and drank, I decided to check out what pigman is xeeting about and....
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....nigga its fucking christmas. Tiny Tim in Space would not approve of your lack of holiday spirit

And that was him answering to this hateful, vile, bile-filled tweet:
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Tiny Tim Sodomizes Gomorrah is not going to be out in time for next Christmas, is it?
 
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Well I have made an absolute fat fucking pig of myself today with the Christmas buffet me and the aforementioned homies created, with the main meal itself being tomorrow. Having made myself feel so fat and gay and bitchtitted with all I ate and drank, I decided to check out what pigman is xeeting about and....
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....nigga its fucking christmas. Tiny Tim in Space would not approve of your lack of holiday spirit
Seems he’s bitter today. Maybe about familial relationships and the bond they share. I wonder why that is. 🤔 I sure hope Annabelle has a great Christmas today, luckily she doesn’t have to deal with poor porch present pat dropping off something he picked for himself.
 
Merry Christmas to all kiwis, brothermen, and protestors alike. May your days be merry and bright!
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Pat fearmongers about life on mars. Elon is a fucking idiot and life on mars will never happen, child, but don’t fall for his tricks, child! This is what he wants for YOUR LIFE ON MARS. RESIST.
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In which Pat insults the very audience he lowers himself to educate. My team good, your team bad! Nobody cares about feeding their family, they just hate brown people and the media needs to accept this and broadcast it far and wide.
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Pat attacks his side.
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Interesting dmca pat facts 🤔
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No, democrat child, you will not. Move. An. Inch. To compromise. There’s nothing there, child. Double down and alienate your base even more, child.
 
From the frenzy, the lashing out at 'his side', at 'the bad guys' and the fact it's Christmas, I am going to guess Pat is mixing uppers with his booze to snark and snarl over twitter.

@Judge Holden it appears that Santa decided to grant your request for the Pig to provide you entertainment.

It appears the other requests you have regarding the Man of Pig are not ones Saint Nick would care to stuff in your stocking. (Likely also because Rick is too fat to stuff into any stockings. He is like a sausage that threatens to burst when looked at sideways)
 
General Fatton returns in time for Christmas
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Honestly Tiny Tim Conquers the Martians has got to be questioning just what the fuck he is fighting for out there in space when looking down at this shit
What an absolute disgusting retard. Anyone who's seen my posts in the Ukrainian war thread knows I dislike the russkies as much as the next person but blaming literally everything on them, even when it makes zero sense like this, just to score political points is fucking ghoulish.
 
There's only one statistic we prison enjoyers need worry about

Pat is 100% FAT!
But that's where you're wrong, stalker. His fatness has grown beyond what mere human numbers could ever hope to express, the prison he speaks of is his gravity well and if you ever enjoy yourself you're enjoying prison, even on Christmas, there is no escape, that's why your life is already over.
 
....and fatrick's latest xeet
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Its 3:40 in the morning on christmas day and he is oinking at stalkerchilds....
And I thought me having to work today sucked. Imagine being such a bitter asshole. You have literally ANYTHING else to do today FAT-rick, but you decide presumably hungover from a beer bender to continue your insane pastaposting at four in the fucking morning.

This is why your life is already over, drunken little NPC. Enjoy mental prison.
 
Merry Christmas to all kiwis, brothermen, and protestors alike. May your days be merry and bright!
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Pat fearmongers about life on mars. Elon is a fucking idiot and life on mars will never happen, child, but don’t fall for his tricks, child! This is what he wants for YOUR LIFE ON MARS. RESIST.
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In which Pat insults the very audience he lowers himself to educate. My team good, your team bad! Nobody cares about feeding their family, they just hate brown people and the media needs to accept this and broadcast it far and wide.
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Pat attacks his side.
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Interesting dmca pat facts 🤔
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No, democrat child, you will not. Move. An. Inch. To compromise. There’s nothing there, child. Double down and alienate your base even more, child.
General Fatton returns in time for Christmas
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Honestly Tiny Tim Conquers the Martians has got to be questioning just what the fuck he is fighting for out there in space when looking down at this shit
I want to ship these retards to Belarus. One way ticket, of course.
 
It appears the other requests you have regarding the Man of Pig are not ones Saint Nick would care to stuff in your stocking
Nigga it's his stocking I want to fucking stuff

He is like a sausage that threatens to burst when looked at sideways
Dunno how you found out about request no.27 in which I begged Jolly Old Saint Nick to grant my seed such power and viscosity I would be able to rupture his guts like an exploding whale after I cum up his ass. Has been a boyhood dream of mine ever since I first watched the scene in the OG Dawn of the Dead where Tom Savini had his intestines ripped out, and achieved my second ever erection (the first naturally was when I found out one could pull the head off an Esmerelda barbie doll).

My own spreading of the Yuletide Queer aside, we have anuddah fat trotter moment for the records
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"you are tupid" - Semi-bipedal Suidae 2024

We also have a followup to him oinking about raping granddaughters at christmas
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And.....of course.....the absolutely fucking inevitable....
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Merry Pigmas you filthy animals.
 
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Nigga it's his stocking I want to fucking stuff


Dunno how you found out about request no.27 in which I begged Jolly Old Saint Nick to grant my seed such power and viscosity I would be able to rupture his guts like an exploding whale after I cum up his ass. Has been a boyhood dream of mine ever since I first watched the scene in the OG Dawn of the Dead where Tom Savini had his intestines ripped out.

My own spreading of the Yuletide Queer aside, we have anuddah fat trotter moment for the records
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We also have a followup to him oinking about raping granddaughters at christmas
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And.....of course.....the absolutely fucking inevitable....
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Merry Pigmas you filthy animals.
this is the man we are supposed to believe when he says that he spends Christmas surrounded by friends and family.
 
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