Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AprilRains]

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Taking the example of two creatures who can get along without murdering each other for the space of one photograph, and using it to make some overarching point about all creatures great and small, is such a reach that it might almost qualify as calisthenic exercise for Fatrick.

I wonder if the puppy is neutered and thus less aggressive. If so, is that Fatrick's plan for world peace? I see why he'd favor it, since he wouldn't require surgery.

 

[Jex]

Dogs and capybara are different species Pat. That’s like me saying that I’m not a racist because I like my cat (I am a racist).

 

[lindsayfan]

Nothing but praise for the herculean effort it's taken just go keep this site on the uppercase I Internet, but Dear Feeder can be an abrasive, stubborn autist at the best of times, and seems to escalate thing with members of the other forum whenever there's an opportunity to.

i agree with this but to be fair the pests are also legit kind of scary in that /baph/ way. sure the farms has school shooters on it etc but the actual board culture is quite faggoty and scolding

 

[Maude Snew]

Lions, naturally, commit infanticide; a concept to which Fatrick is very familiar.

Wrong as always, stalker, he just limply threatens, truth is, long as the child isn't black he really has no power.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

If a lot of people love each other the world would be a better place to live.

"Love" in what way?

 

[Maude Snew]

"Love" in what way?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Fresh start for 2025, so enjoy this report that I've made after that streak loss, stlaker children. Happy New Year, Patposters.

ENJOY PRISON REPORT - 2025 EDITION

Spoiler: Drooling pig

Redraw/art by yours truly, @NaggotFigger

Spoiler: Meltdown

54 childing & 451 enjoy prisons in total.

Now, add in October, November, and the rest, we have:

1,597 + 991 + 839 + 54 + 451 = 3,932

You are going to prison, Atalker.
You are mentally ill, stlaker.
You have been instructed many hundreds of times, to cease poking fun on my body or report on how terminally online am I. Continue to do so constitutes felony body shaming, day ruining and cyberstalking harrassment. Wait quietly for the knock, quietly is key.

You.
Will.

Happy January 1st, Patposters! Not Rick, however

 

[grey area]

Pat's take on racism is the perfect illustration of how much of a pants-shitting, pseudo-intellectual, abject fucking retard he actually is.

 

['Ole Dente]

It's true that when there's a lack of poverty and most needs are met, racial relations are at their best and we're socially cohesive.

It is not because we default to tolerance, acceptance, mutual respect and love. That is insipid retard drivel that you put on a Hallmark card and it is the literary equivalent of a Nickleback song; It feels good in the moment but there's no real substance there.

At the end of the day, when I'm not being actually fucking raped on my paycheck, I can pay my bills, my children are fed and my career is going okay, I don't have a reason to be mad. My life is pretty okay and tolerable, there's no reason why I can't be civil with people. My life is not unnecessarily suffering in it's most basic ways, I can lend some civility.

However, if you fuck my whole life up with your shitty liberal economic policies and you dump 3 million Indians in my general area that displace the native population, literally taking all the jobs while sending a portion of that income back to their home country for which my economy will never benefit from and is a sizeable detriment to my country in the long run and it's all subsidized by the taxes which are being raped from my paycheck....I'm in no mood to be civil. I have recognized a tangible threat, I'm in survival mode, so the indians can go fuck themselves, you can go fuck yourself, get off my lawn and get out of my country.

That is why, Patrick.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Patrick, pack animals identify with whatever animal they grow up with. It's the reason why dogs behave like their owners, and puppies raised by cats start sitting in the loaf pose and doing cat things.

Humans raised around niggers will nig, and vice versa.

 

[SillySherman]

>Racism doesn't exist in nature.
Why do monkeys have turf wars then ?

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

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Shit, even by the standards of "dipshit trying to sound deep", this is immensely retarded.

 

[Kung Pow]

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Albinos are the ones that suffer the most racism in the animal kingdom, piggy needs to stop eating feces.

 

[Pedophobe]

I like these kinds of schoolyard discussions on who could beat up who.

Stealthygeek vs Boogie2988 is a slapfest I'd genuinely love to witness (provided they're wearing shirts).

Surely even Pat could beat that useless tub of lard right? Right?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If racism doesn't exist, why do donkey's merc dogs? Even among their own kind animals have battles over territories. Chimpanzees will have literal wars over them. Hell, they're even known to take in slaves to sell (they also learn what the high ground is, unlike certain former padawans). Octopuses of the same species known to live side by side with one another can't stand the same species found in another area. Equality doesn't exist in nature. It's a human construct.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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Patrick is the stupidest fucking Gorilla-Nigger I have ever seen. These takes would embarrass a Redditor.

I have to give kudos to Mama Raven, she managed to convince her special needs son, that still had to use rounded scissors in high-school to not cut his hooves, that he is actually some kind of insightful genius.

If I were a monarch in Crusader Kings, I would go to war to gain a court fool of his exceptional quality.

 

[AltisticRight]

Massive fucking image because I'm a nigger that can't thumbnail to save my life.

This is retarded. Capybaras are very social creatures and require a large body of water to play and hunt in. They shouldn't be kept as pet unless you're getting at least have a dozen and own a literal ranch with ponds for them.
It shows the exact opposite. You're taking a social animal out of their natural habitat without consent, trying to make them socialised with another animal. These captive capybaras usually die of depression. When in history did we take people out of their native homelands to exploit again?
Animal abuse isn't cute. Fatrick is a retarded fatty with bitch tits and lower SAT scores than Chris Chan.

 

[Imposteroak]

If racism doesn't exist, why do donkey's merc dogs? Even among their own kind animals have battles over territories. Chimpanzees will have literal wars over them. Hell, they're even known to take in slaves to sell (they also learn what the high ground is, unlike certain former padawans). Octopuses of the same species known to live side by side with one another can't stand the same species found in another area. Equality doesn't exist in nature. It's a human construct.

You can tell even he was half aware that this was retarded when he put the caveat of having all their needs met, so he could technically tomlinson you.
"Nooo child, I said if all their needs were met, do try to read next time."
Which still doesnt work because its not natural to have all your needs met, the default in nature is survival. We have to domesticate or otherwise tame animals to get them to even hang around enough to be pets.
Also there is just as many videos of animals duking it out. Hell in the last week I saw two videos of elephants running off rhinos without even looking for it. Two herbivores who don't really need to fight, going at it because fuck you.

 

[Anomalous Coward]

So are cars, I don't want to go without them either.

 

[Professional Noticer]

It seems a bit hypocritical for the man that butchers black children and turns them into pepperonis to say anything about racism.

Fuck I wanted to make this joke.

Jokes aside, this is a mega retarded take, because there's also a ton of videos of all sorts of animals (including dogs) ripping apart small animals. Even with "needs met".
Cats especially (I love the little fuckers) are responsible for most of the small wild animals deaths. My old cat has at times brought me a small snake, a mole (I never had seen one before in my live) and several birds. Try telling her that she is being racist (she was black btw, which adds to the joke). And yes, she was well fed, she just found it funny - most of the animals were still alive.

The best part is that this is likely related to the current talk about indians and letting them in, but indians are way more racist towards themselves with their gay caste system.
Bu somehow we just have to be accepting.

Fattrick really does operate on fucking moon logic. Sees a fucking cute animal video: "this validates my worldviews".
Log off for a few minutes, will you fatty?