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Is this really what normies are watching? I guess that's why they're so stupid.
Also it's Norm MACDonald. He has an "a" in there.
Inserting his best shaggy dog joke as a palate cleanser.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Also it's Norm MACDonald. He has an "a" in there.
Inserting his best shaggy dog joke as a palate cleanser.
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You can smell the fear in this one.
And bacon grease.
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Fat Rick's coping mechanism: Escaping into slopland (which is just like real life but the Good Guys win)
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Imagine considering yourself as an author and never reading.
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I smell a bit of Chubby Cheesecake grease in this Xeet myself.
Patrick claims to be a man but is full of soy and alcohol.
Guys nearly 50 and watches a terrible cartoon with no redeeming qualities just to cope with the fact that the majority voted against him. Jets are about to demolish the Hockey Club soon and Leafs may win another game.
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Insurrection inschmurrection.
Imagine the pathetic attempt to continue to portray literal protest as "insurrection." It's absolute insanity. These people are nutjobs.
Cactuar King
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A bunch of unarmed people rashing a government building is an "insurrection", but months long rioting, looting, arson and murder is "peaceful protest". What must it be like to see through their eyes?
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It begun! PIG WARFARE.
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no he's first gotta watch star trek in a dark room and pout.
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That means Nikki has tard wrangled him in the only way she knows how
She has to sleep eventually
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He hasn't seen them for years so it'd take him a while to miss them.
Up to and including raising not one but two daughters.
It wasn't even a whole half marathon that had him looking that wrecked because Pat is a cheat.
The same media he crawled to bawling 'why us?'
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I'm sure Private Side O'Bacon here will fight for our freedoms.
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Bad news farmers
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"Generations of autistic Jewish people"
On behalf of my family, I'm sorry we missed a few retards.
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Norm MacDonald had a very good insight on why comedians really couldn’t mock Trump or parody him well. To do a good impression or parody, you have to actually like the target or find them interesting in some way. If you hate them you just look like a 5 year old calling someone a doo doo head or you look like Obama at the correspondents dinner.
Trump can self-parody. He did it in basically any guest appearance on SNL he had. He’s funnier than Fatrick without even trying.
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For anyone concerned for Pat's well-being on the last day of history, rest assured that he will not be doing the needful and redeeming himself.
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Stalkers have changed.
It’s no longer about normal people with hobbies or jobs. Now, it’s about patposters pretending to be lamps, toasters, and ottomans for laughs on social media.
They infiltrate my den, not physically, but through my feed. A chair I sloppily assembled now has 30K followers. My fridge claims to overflow with pepperoni. My favorite toilet critiques my bowel movements.
The line between reality and performance is gone. It’s not about Robert Prongay anymore—it’s about power, attention, and the slow erosion of my sanity.
But I have my weapon. My truth.
“Enjoy prison, stalker child,” I tell them. It’s my rallying cry, my shield against the madness. A promise that I will not let the idiots win.
Let them pose as my desk lamp. Let them caption photos of my couch. I will not waver. I will stand firm.
Because this is my half-hovel.
And I?
I am a fat faggot with bitch tits.
Did Trump pardon all of Fatricks trolls?
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This EDE Bell that Piggy is sharing reading time with, what does she know about the Man O' Pig? I hope a few kindly Pests inform her about Piggy's misogyny and other pecadillos. She may be, ah what is the term, *unsafe* around him, and need to ask the Con staff to handle the matter, like the good people at PenguinCon did.
Bzzz, wrong child. There is a Vice President who is legitimate and will be the President if Orange Man is out. If not, The States, and Commonwealths (that'll be Virginia, Massachusetts, Kentucky and Pennsylvania) will just be independent entities, at least until they re-form under some new governing document. Texas goes back to being a republic, and probably conquers the rest of the States, Canada too. Texas will send a troop of cub scouts armed with pocketknives to do it. Overkill, I know, but Texans like to go big. I think they'll leave Newfoundland alone. Texans don't like sodomites and we all know about Newfies, eh? They'll probably re-legalize slavery and put Californians to work doing jobs nobody else wants to do.
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"Hello, Father? Mr. Vance? Yes, I'm getting messages about people named Dan Mullen, Robert Prongay, and 'Big Dick Andrew.' They're saying we must pardon them...something about a pig in Milwaukee with bitch tits."
