Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I really like this picture of Fat. Really shows off how he's not actually fat and it's all the delusions of the stalker children.
I was thinking at a glance he looks like an aging fat dyke. A lateral move from the usual effete tubby faggot selfies, but a step up from bloated liver failure patient we see in his more candid shots.
 
According to ChatGPT, Fatrick is married to Nick Robinson.
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It seems Fatrick's husband has had a much more successful career!
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But does this make Fatrick gay? Thankfully, ChatGPT has a clear, straightforward answer...
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As a side note, it appears that Fatrick is rather rotund.
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Honestly I fucking hate the Jen meta. Especially when Pat is both sufficient to piss him off AND feminine.
It's Pat!
Reminder that Jen is a real girl who was in Patrick's high school class. The hilarious resemblance is a complete coincidence.
this is her Facebook profile, she's apparently a cardiac tech at the Mayo Clinic, a job which represents much more success and usefulness to society than anything Patrick has ever done
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The above is not photoshopped to look like Pat, it's a real photo from page 23 of the Pioneer Westfield 1998 yearbook.
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Patrick is extremely insecure about his early life, and lashes out whenever any reference is made. Like the 1.7 report card, the Jennifer bait has a high rate of effectiveness. Therefore the Pests continue running this bit, even if it might be a bit fat in the tooth.
 
Dear Other, Better Jackie,

I know you're not actually black so I've never called you a nigger, making me not racist against your public persona. I actually suspect you're more Pachycephalosaurus than human, and since I don't know any slurs against that species, you can consider me an ally. While you're not fat, I would not have sex with you. I would grift with you and we could definitely be huge forehead buddies (mine's from male pattern baldness).

Speaking of coitus, Patrick S. Tomlinson is very fat and you should definitely not have sex with him. I know if you two met there'd be a lot of tension in the air. That's just Patrick wanting to either call you a child that should defer to his expertise in all things, or he'd ask for one of your offspring as a donation to his artisanal pepperoni side hustle. I mean, it could be sexual tension. He did say he's "into things."
 
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