💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Niki and Lynne or whoever always let it get to the last minute and then tell Pat to grow up and accept reality, be it going to court to pay off Quasi or accepting a settlement.

Pat gets a tiny amount of money that he likely can't disclose and won't pay off his debts. He won't get to have his day in court, and this whole thing ends immediately. His whole "most SWATTED man in America" bit is over, he probably can't say anything after they settled. Tiny Tim isn't going to be published. He still has to clean the toilets in his AirBNB.

He'll be sending people to prison forever.
 
It's funny because when you're a lolcow people will dunk on you no matter what happens. I can't even see this as a Pat W because he's still going to stay assblassted on twitter all day responding to retards.

The only real winners here are the local bars.
 
John_Smith said:
Realistically, after he pays his lawyers and his Mil, and the taxes-- it is taxable, no?--He won't have much left.
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It depends how they characterized it in the settlement. If his lawyer is competent, they'd characterize it as compensatory, since compensation for a loss isn't taxable.
 
Now that he finally got something, I guess the next arch is going to be revolving around it.

  • If he finally publishes something, the MPD paid for it because no publisher would take on producing costs.
  • If he does not, even having the money to do so, he knows better than to bet on a dead horse.
 
Absolutely brutal content cucking to go from "jury trial with Pig's social media admissable" to "parties have settled" withing the span of days, but at least the age old question - what will happen first, Pat getting his first ever win or Null starting a family - has finally been answered.

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Am I correct in understanding that this is not fully dismissed from court yet, just a request saying "they city is going to settle but hasn't fully settled yet"? Is there still a chance that the porcine Prince can oink his way into them taking it back?
 
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internet friend said:
Am I correct in understanding that this is not fully dismissed from court yet, just a request saying "they city is going to settke, but hasn't fully settled yet"? Is there still a chance that the porcine Prince can oink his way into them taking it back?
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It is not yet dismissed, correct, but approval by the judge on these matters is usually a mere technicallity.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
I've been thinking about Tomlinson v. Milwaukee and I think I want Pat to win. I weighed the pros and cons of a Pat win and a Pat loss and while a Pat loss would be extremely funny, it would only be short term. In fact, if he loses it might buck break him even more and make him less entertaining in the long run. However, if he wins, he not only gets presumably 6-7 figures to spend on dumb shit he will surely brag about on Twitter, which provides amusement in of itself (and all that money will be gone within a year or two), but it will give his ego such a boost that we may get a return to the fiery Pat of years gone by. Also, he might feel so emboldened by the victory he attempts another lolsuit, maybe he'll sue Dan or Leslie, which would land him a humiliating defeat to cope about for years to come.

Ultimately, I want whatever is funniest and provides me the most entertainment to happen and I think if you look at it long term, Pat winning will provide more entertainment. It may sting in the moment to hear that Pat won, but I'm confident it would be the best outcome for Patposters capable of thinking ahead.
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In a way, I got my wish...but at what cost?
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
Pat seems really aggravated, you think he’d take a victory lap.
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He would surely be celebrating and gloating if he won any sizable payout. I doubt he'll even come out of this ahead financially, unless the city is also being forced to pay his legal fees. I know jack shit about legal proceedings though, so don't listen to my dumbass speculation.
 
Zertes said:
If it is 150.000 for all settlements the city will do this year then he couldn't have received much honestly. Maybe 10k or 20k at most
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Yeah, I was going to ask.

But again, presumably most of this, if not all will be eaten up by legal fees?

Seems like a pyrrhic or “moral” victory.

Or perhaps what people speculated about the tweets submitted as evidence was true?

The city lawyers asked his lawyers about some of the more colourful ones, ones in threads related to his arrests, and Pat just asked to settle rather than explain.
 
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