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"Your life is already over because I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS"
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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"Your life is already over because I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS"
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The Pat multiverse is a thing of wonder. You have Business Pat, Australian Pat, Black Pat, the Pat who can Dance, Existential Pat, Nega-Pat (aka JAKE RAVEN, FATHER AND SOLDIER), Postman Pat, Pat from the 80s, Zombie Pat, and countless more all teaming up to defeat the Dastardly Doctor Bitchtits (aka Pat Prime)
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Boomia may be a mush mouth moron with a thick NJ accent but boy he sure knows how to get piggy squealing
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"the day your life concludes with the prison sentence you have already earned"
Is he saying that he's going to have us killed before we get to the enjoying prison part?
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Well to be fair to him, that would actually be the case if you dropped him in the ocean (he's quite fat, you see).
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Not sure if its the 7 post-work shots I just took but the mere concept of Jenny trying to order a hit on his trolls made me laugh like a tard
Seriously could you imagine him talking to a hitman to try and negotiate the price per head? Would probably insist on doing it in the middle of fucking Hooligans
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I just thought of all the people who'd die in the tsunami. It could be the global catastrophe that allows us to put aside out differences.
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Ok I just noticed yet another little thing in the first minute of the interview at around the 40 second mark where the interviewer says there is some audio issue
This rotund queer angrily fucking sighs and glares over either at other patrons in conversation or other patrons watching the TV at the bar as if *they* are the ones being antisocial assholes as opposed to the obese fruitbowl throwing a twenty minute tantrum at someone on skype in the middle of a diner/bar because his fucking toilet made fun of him on xitter
Jesus Christ what a goddamn asshole this guy is
Not to mention a massive fat fucking faggot (with bitchtits) pussy what with how passive aggressive and fucking petulant he acts when people unknowingly affront his ego in public where he is too scared to NOCHILD them for fear of a beating
This rotund queer angrily fucking sighs and glares over either at other patrons in conversation or other patrons watching the TV at the bar as if *they* are the ones being antisocial assholes as opposed to the obese fruitbowl throwing a twenty minute tantrum at someone on skype in the middle of a diner/bar because his fucking toilet made fun of him on xitter
Jesus Christ what a goddamn asshole this guy is
Not to mention a massive fat fucking faggot (with bitchtits) pussy what with how passive aggressive and fucking petulant he acts when people unknowingly affront his ego in public where he is too scared to NOCHILD them for fear of a beating
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"The only good nigger is one ground into delicious niggeroni."
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Patrick is such a gross, shameless liar. As anyone can see by just LOOKING AT THE REPORT he keeps obsessively lying about:
"Had no actions, sweetie. Threatening to kill a man and then getting transported to jail in handcuffs aren't actions. Those are your delusions, child." I bet he's never contributed a cent to his daughter. Because he's a fat, gaslighting sack of shit who's incapable of facing reality.
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How else would people know how important he is?
I think he actually has an inferiority complex so severe that it drives him to do buttfuck retarded shit like this to prove his importance and relevance. Remember those tweets about how he was sitting at the bar around a bunch of businessmen and he called them something like the least self aware forms of life? He’s jealous he’ll never be that guy in a (woman’s) suit loosening the tie and collar and untucking the shirt to throw a few back after one of those days. Or the one where he’s like “I’m working at the bar and this bitch talked to me, ok to kill or no?” Or the time he mentioned telling people at the bar that he had a blue check. That faggy glare you noticed him give to the other patrons, he was letting them know passive aggressively that they were interrupting someone important, damnit. Hell in the beginning he even rolls his eyes when the guy asks him to tell the audience who he is and what he does. It’s all a display so random strangers leave the bar thinking, “wow that guy must have a big boy career” because that’s probably how he views people with laptops and suits.
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That’s made me think of a Fat-Rick and Morty citadel of Rick’s.
The citadel of Fat. In which various alternate Fats bumble around childing each other.
There would be presumably a Niki town which does an underground trade In flatulent black men.
Perhaps the Patrick which this dimension’s Fatrick is obsessively hunting is the Patrick he wants to be.
Slim, fit, successful best selling author still married to Adrienne and a loving father.
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1.2 Fat using the opposite of the slimming myspace angle, to give the viewers a good look at the underside of his second chin.
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Nigga, Nikki is either getting 1 crisp American Dollar or her inheritance will hinge up on her leaving Jennifer's fat ass behind.
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No stalker child, I look good from every angle. My niggeroni-fueled fatness is just your delusions, enjoy prison.
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Patrick is big mad about Abbott attempting to enforce the border.
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My friend who’s brand new to Pat watched the interview already and made some eerily accurate observations for someone who’s barely familiar with Piggy:
Which reminds me of all the times Pat has insisted to the stalker children that he’s “perfectly comfortable in [his] skin.” Beware he who answers the question nobody asked.
He also pointed out that what might really be aging Pat so hard is the total asymmetry of the reaction he gets online. It’s not like just a few critics or as if he has a large group of faithful supporters. Every day he’s encountering a non-stop stampede of people laughing at him and telling him they have his number as a lying sack of shit.
The truly chilling thing is that Pat is so sick in the head that he actively courts this negative engagement. He feels like so much of a non-entity as a man that he intuitively grasps the truth: Without the stalker children, Pat is nothing. His identity has been completely redefined by their conflict.
This is the kind of shit that gets picked up by academics. Another cow I followed years ago would occasionally pop up as the subject matter of PhD dissertations and theses — but only within the context of her online detractors. Without them there was nothing remotely remarkable about her existence. It’s not going out on a limb to say that if the Patposting stopped completely, Pat would start initiating text convos with the Redditors.
Also: FAT.
Which reminds me of all the times Pat has insisted to the stalker children that he’s “perfectly comfortable in [his] skin.” Beware he who answers the question nobody asked.
He also pointed out that what might really be aging Pat so hard is the total asymmetry of the reaction he gets online. It’s not like just a few critics or as if he has a large group of faithful supporters. Every day he’s encountering a non-stop stampede of people laughing at him and telling him they have his number as a lying sack of shit.
The truly chilling thing is that Pat is so sick in the head that he actively courts this negative engagement. He feels like so much of a non-entity as a man that he intuitively grasps the truth: Without the stalker children, Pat is nothing. His identity has been completely redefined by their conflict.
This is the kind of shit that gets picked up by academics. Another cow I followed years ago would occasionally pop up as the subject matter of PhD dissertations and theses — but only within the context of her online detractors. Without them there was nothing remotely remarkable about her existence. It’s not going out on a limb to say that if the Patposting stopped completely, Pat would start initiating text convos with the Redditors.
Also: FAT.
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if pat went to the border he'd single handedly take on the national guard for the feds. its a good thing sleepy joe has pat in his back pocket when things go south.
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I am absolutely certain that when President Biden puts out a call for 75,000 volunteers to suppress the rebellion in Texas, Pat will be at the front of the line. After all, we know he's a certified badass in martial arts, an expert marksman (and tacticool reloader), and he's always ready to punch a Nazi.