Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Caverlock]

Lmaoooo if anyone is inclined to give the lore behind this I’d love to read it. I unironically love and respect the pests for the years of hard work they’ve put into making this piece of shit’s life so funny.

Bad boi Patrick was trying to impress his wife by going 20+ miles per hour over the speed limit and caught a big, fat ticket.


The cyberterrorists found out and chided him mercilessly, and, in true Tomlinson fashion, he flat-out lied about having been issued a citation despite it being public record.

They joined the public session with a slew of O&A inside joke names and shenanigans ensued.

Pre-Hearing:

 

[AnOminous]

Bad boi Patrick was trying to impress his wife by going 20+ miles per hour over the speed limit and caught a big, fat ticket.
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The cyberterrorists found out and chided him mercilessly, and, in true Tomlinson fashion, he flat-out lied about having been issued a citation despite it being public record.

They joined the public session with a slew of O&A inside joke names and shenanigans ensued.

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Pre-Hearing:
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Somehow when faced with an actual authority figure he is meek as a church mouse.

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

tbh Patrick should have his own wiki at this point. There is so much stuff you can barely glean by lurking the other forum like e.g. the traffic court hearing just mentioned or that aging gamer chick (Anica/hog_mild) he tried to date(?) while being married to Nikki.

As the president of the Riley Reid fan club I object to this gross comparison and demand an apology.

Child, I'm so sorry I compared the breasts of your favorite pornographic actress to the front lumps of Patrick S. Tomlinson (who is very fat) .

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Bad boi Patrick was trying to impress his wife by going 20+ miles per hour over the speed limit and caught a big, fat ticket.
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The cyberterrorists found out and chided him mercilessly, and, in true Tomlinson fashion, he flat-out lied about having been issued a citation despite it being public record.

They joined the public session with a slew of O&A inside joke names and shenanigans ensued.

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Pre-Hearing:
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I wish I knew where he was speeding. I have a vague idea but I wish there was an actual area in the citation

 

[Meat Target]

Apologies if this comparison has been made before but I was scrolling through the OP to get a quick rundown on Fatrick and I'm struck by how much his face reminds me of John Wayne Gacy if he had a bird's nest on his head. ("I will NOT unlock the handcuffs, child!")View attachment 3104457View attachment 3104458

"Your flesh will feed me, little baby child! Into the meat grinder with you!"

 

[AnOminous]

I wish I knew where he was speeding. I have a vague idea but I wish there was an actual area in the citation

Can you imagine the depth of severe mental illness it takes to deny something as petty as a speeding ticket in the face of the actual citation being posted, as well as a full confession on video available online. I mean that is serious full retard. And this moron has no clue that it just makes him look not just like a liar, but a stupid liar, an incompetent liar, and an unimaginative liar who can't even tell a story. "Professional writer" everyone.

 

[kcbbq]

Can you imagine the depth of severe mental illness it takes to deny something as petty as a speeding ticket in the face of the actual citation being posted, as well as a full confession on video available online. I mean that is serious full retard. And this moron has no clue that it just makes him look not just like a liar, but a stupid liar, an incompetent liar, and an unimaginative liar who can't even tell a story. "Professional writer" everyone.

It probably is pretty ego bruising for such a massively successful person to go crawling to his wife every couple months to pay up when he gets BTFO in court again.

 

[AnOminous]

It probably is pretty ego bruising for such a massively successful person to go crawling to his wife every couple months to pay up when he gets BTFO in court again.

And don't forget being FAT and crawling to his FAT wife.

 

[kcbbq]

And don't forget being FAT and crawling to his FAT wife.

Tbf I'd be fat married to him with all the stress eating caused by having to figure out how to pay for his next failure.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Can you imagine the depth of severe mental illness it takes to deny something as petty as a speeding ticket in the face of the actual citation being posted, as well as a full confession on video available online. I mean that is serious full retard. And this moron has no clue that it just makes him look not just like a liar, but a stupid liar, an incompetent liar, and an unimaginative liar who can't even tell a story. "Professional writer" everyone.

He got pulled over somewhere near Appleton driving. Literally every spot in Wisconsin slows down to 55 mph around a city and then bumps up to 70 while outside the city. I can't believe this fat fuck didn't know that

 

[kcbbq]

He got pulled over somewhere near Appleton driving. Literally every spot in Wisconsin slows down to 55 mph around a city and then bumps up to 70 while outside the city. I can't believe this fat fuck didn't know that

Haha Appleton, a nearly 25 year old shitty Something Awful meme. Very fitting on so many levels.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Haha Appleton, a nearly 25 year old shitty Something Awful meme. Very fitting on so many levels.

I am fairely certain the three lakes he is talking about visiting is in Michigan

Driving directions

Whats great is that he took the longer way to get up there too. Green Bay isn't in Outagamie county

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

I’m not sure why so many people do that here, it’s so embarrassing. They tell people they’re Irish or Scottish or whatever the fuck, because a great grandparent was. If you’ve never even set foot in the country or know anything about it, you aren’t from there.

I don’t know why people care about their identity like that anyway. It’s so cringe.

Where I'm from, it's cringe faggotry to give a shit whether people care about their heritage or not. It's their life, if they want to get a boner over their grandparents being from Ireland, I don't give a shit.

But you do you.

 

[Somerville Dan]

Bad boi Patrick was trying to impress his wife by going 20+ miles per hour over the speed limit and caught a big, fat ticket.
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The cyberterrorists found out and chided him mercilessly, and, in true Tomlinson fashion, he flat-out lied about having been issued a citation despite it being public record.

They joined the public session with a slew of O&A inside joke names and shenanigans ensued.

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Pre-Hearing:
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The poinTs, sir... the money is noT imporTanT to me. IT's a Trivial amounT.

 

[A Sunset]

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Whats great is that he took the longer way to get up there too. Green Bay isn't in Outagamie county

Just as he can't satisfy his wife sexually, or maintain the willpower to lose weight and stop drinking, or stop using twitter...Fatrick cannot drive properly or follow GPS. What a retard!

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Where I'm from, it's cringe faggotry to give a shit whether people care about their heritage or not. It's their life, if they want to get a boner over their grandparents being from Ireland, I don't give a shit.

But you do you.

I don’t think you understand, like the other guy who had the same gripe. Caring about your heritage is one thing, which you are referring to, and pretending you have a heritage is something completely different. I don’t mind at all when people take pride in their heritage. Just because someone in your family tree is from a place, if you’ve never met them or been to it or know anything about it, how can you identity with it? It’s like a faggy cosplay.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

I don’t think you understand, like the other guy who had the same gripe. Caring about your heritage is one thing, which you are referring to, and pretending you have a heritage is something completely different. I don’t mind at all when people take pride in their heritage. Just because someone in your family tree is from a place, if you’ve never met them or been to it or know anything about it, how can you identity with it? It’s like a faggy cosplay.

I think it's funny that I am doing the exact same thing you are doing, in that I'm judging you for judging.

Let me be clear... the "it's your life" reasoning I give to support my position does NOT apply to furries.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I think it's funny that I am doing the exact same thing you are doing, in that I'm judging you for judging.

Let me be clear... the "it's your life" reasoning I give to support my position does NOT apply to furries.

I’m really just referring to those insufferable retards like Pat who make a big deal of St Patrick’s day because “they’re actually Irish” - because they decided so since someone long dead they don’t know was from there. Everybody is from somewhere if you look back far enough.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

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He’s literally up in the middle of the night, every night, tweTwitter.

>94 hours a month
He spends literally 13% of his life, 19% of his waking hours, on twitter.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

The Ukrainians are doing so well they could invade Russia if they wanted to? What a dumb piggy.

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Dear God in Heaven, this is so unfathomably dumb, it actually tops the tactical paint balloon. For just a split second I thought, "Wait, is this guy an elaborate troll mastermind?"

Then I remembered he was really fat.