Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Piggle Rick]

People refuse to believe he's actually typing these manually because just wrapping their minds around the concept of a man this retarded and insane is like dividing by zero.

Well, we know he used to copy paste at least sometimes, b/c that’s how we got introduced to Torque Wheeler. Maybe he… learned something from that experience…?

Nah, he’s not a learning beast.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Here is Fatrick criticising Elon Musk. Not a hint of jealousy or irony is to be seen.

Imagine being a non-Patposter and bumping into two Patposters publicly conversing in aTalkerese.

There is a subtle yet undeniable question to be sorted out when two Patposters meet for the first time. Namely, who is to play as Patrick in the forthcoming interaction, and who is to be the aTalker. Maybe there needs to be some kind of subtle social cues developed, similar to the way that homosexuals decide who is the top and who is the bottom.

Is it higher social status to be Fatrick the retarded fat faggot but still the king of the Fativerse, or to be the dastardly mean and nasty aTalker?

 

[RussianParasite]

who is to play as Patrick in the forthcoming interaction, and who is to be the aTalker.

Patrick for me forever, stalker.

Here is Fatrick criticising Elon Musk. Not a hint of jealousy or irony is to be seen.

I bet Patrick has bragged that he is such tough guy that he doesn’t need therapy before. Nonetheless, I would love to be a fly on the wall during those sessions.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Here is Fatrick criticising Elon Musk. Not a hint of jealousy or irony is to be seen.

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Not everyone is so gifted to have a mother who worked as a school psychologist that decided to fuck over her sons life for the lulz by telling him DLTIW.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

guys, guys guys guys

Hole up.

Has anyone been instructed to wait for the knock recently? It’s all been enjoy prison - but if we’re not told to wait for the knock; is fatso slipping?

 

[Creative Username]

Here is Fatrick criticising Elon Musk. Not a hint of jealousy or irony is to be seen.

"...divorced drug addict who's [sic] adopted sister..."
Professional.

There is a subtle yet undeniable question to be sorted out when two Patposters meet for the first time. Namely, who is to play as Patrick in the forthcoming interaction, and who is to be the aTalker. Maybe there needs to be some kind of subtle social cues developed, similar to the way that homosexuals decide who is the top and who is the bottom.

I was envisioning rapid switches between aTalker and Fat, as if Patrick met an exact copy of himself that he hated for some reason.

For example, one of them would mention the other's daughter and then the other patposter would say, "No, child. It is you who signed away your child, stalker. This constitutes felony child abandonment. Enjoy prison, stalker. And speaking of stalking, child, what about that pepperoni business you run?"
"I have never sold pepperoni, stalker. To say so constitutes slander. You are about to enjoy prison for your many thousands of crimes."
"No, child. I am not."
"Yes, child. You are. Wait quietly."
"Hush, little baby child."
"You are going to prison, stalker. Your life is already over."
"No, child. It isn't."
"Wait quietly for the knock, stalker."

2 FATPAT FUNNY MOMENTS™ for the price of one!

guys, guys guys guys

Hole up.

Has anyone been instructed to wait for the knock recently? It’s all been enjoy prison - but if we’re not told to wait for the knock; is fatso slipping?

Doesn't he usually do that after a texTTing session?

 

[Piggle Rick]

guys, guys guys guys

Hole up.

Has anyone been instructed to wait for the knock recently? It’s all been enjoy prison - but if we’re not told to wait for the knock; is fatso slipping?

I still laugh about the one where he told some brotherman to “lie face down and put his hands behind his head” or similar. Imagine if anyone took his shit seriously.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Searched his account for something like that, found nothing aside from this extremely exploitable picture
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I sure do hope people don't start shooping him into inappropriate historical situations

EDIT: and now with the photo filter removed
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Touché , Stalkerchild, I did not in fact "eat the cheese" it is your Toxoplasmatic delusions that has lead you to those assertively false assumptions. Touché Monsieur Stalkerchild, Enjoy the kitty-mill.

>no, stalker kitty, I did not place your paw between pieces of bread in order to trick you into eating it as if it was a sandwich. Enjoy the pound, grimalkin tabby pussycat Kitten-stalker

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I still laugh about the one where he told some brotherman to “lie face down and put his hands behind his head” or similar. Imagine if anyone took his shit seriously.

Maybe somebody should check on him.?
All these months (years?), lying face down. Oh, the humanity!

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

It's a little sad that Pat's thread is kinda boring right now. He is far and away my favorite cow. However, while perusing the rest of the Farms, I can't help but notice that every 10th or 20th post, forumwide, seems to include a not-so-subtle reference to prison enjoying or stalker children or pepperoni. It makes my heart even warmer than Niki's cunt. The waistline just never stops expanding.

I've been getting into the Pat lore the past week or two. This man is amazing. The Twitter feed was funny, but I just listened to Josiah 5 for the first time. It's incredible. How could such a man be real? His voice goes from normal and conversational to melodramatic cartoon villain once the ruse is revealed, like a second personality takes over. YOU'RE STILL DOING THAT THING WITH YOUR MOUTH!

 

[Tablet County]

YOU'RE STILL DOING THAT THING WITH YOUR MOUTH!

Sounds pretty gay.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I still laugh about the one where he told some brotherman to “lie face down and put his hands behind his head” or similar. Imagine if anyone took his shit seriously.

I honestly am actually amazed he didn’t try to make some dated Portal “assume the party position” joke, but then he’d have to admit he’s all just a joke.

That’s the funniest damn thing; he takes all of this shit sooooooooo fucking seriously.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Oh fuck my ass I got drunk during a team leader meeting and blurted out FATRICK as the term for a plan of personal success for new hires

For
Accomplishment:
Troubleshoot,
Research,
Increase
Conceptual
Knowhow

They are currently discussing it and I hope to fucking jesus they dont look deeper into this term or adopt it or im gonna wind up having to explain the pat mythos to my wagie overseer

EDIT: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THEY ARE DOING THE CORPORATE THINKING HAT DISCUSSION USING IT I AM SO FUCKED

Hopefully you’ve been emphasizing the acronym as FA-TRICK, as in a Functional Audit TRICK for new hires to help them remember. Any other reading of the acronym is purely incidental and definitely not the official intention.

 

[Summer of George]

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He looks completely schizophrenic for people who are not familiar with him. I would pay good money to see the reaction of a casual fan or just a civilian interested in his work stumbling on his comments to the stalker children

Hah! That must have been the run-up to all of this, a week later...

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I think Cryptic Web Chronicles may breath new life onto Patposting.

A few pages back I linked to this 13k channel doing a 3 hour special on Pat, and the guy did it after learning of Pat from MATI and because he found CWC.


Jim has also began Patposting and has been baby childing people after finding the series. In a few days, the CWC channel went from 25 subscribers to almost 2k.

Also, Jakie is on a full blown manic episode after her documents got leaked, and Shane came back shoving his Microsoft "Please be patient, I have autism" library card in everyone's faces!

It's been a great week for us, boys. The future looks promising.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Can Patscholars explain to me how he even survives without a steady job? He owes quasi tens of thousands dollars, his books come out once in five years and bomb, but somehow he can afford to travel and sit on his ass 24/7.

A lot of people are saying Lynne, and it is likely true that his wife gets an allowance, but in addition to that he is a registered insurance agent. Couple that with the fact that he has no children and no expenses other than his mortgage and shitty bar food

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I think he truly peaked at Josiah 5. The swatting tapes with the faggoty windmill punch and the DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA are funny and all to see how pathetic he is, but the finale of an extensive troll gay op where he threw caution to the wind because he thought an article would be written about him in HuffPo only to have it blow up in his face, forcing him to turn into a sassy black woman and act like he knew all along. It's bliss it's amazing how utterly fucked he was and how unhinged he got.

We will never get something like this ever again because at this point he does not take calls and does not really respond to anyone (intelligently, at least) besides his beard wife and whatever sorry fuck behind the bar is serving him that evening. Utterly buck broken man because he could not let it go.

He was so drunk during that phone call, the transcript makes that very clear.

 

[Judge Holden]

Awwwright joyboys. He has woke up from his niggeroni and makers mark induced slumber and is going all out with the CHILDings


EDIT: Jenny doth protest too much

 

[Something Awful]

It seems Niki Robinson et al. are suing the City of Milwaukee and Sergeant Lyndon Evans.

https://dockets.justia.com/docket/wisconsin/wiedce/2:2024cv00264/107055 (archive)



"A vicious campaign of domestic terrorism carried out at the hands of a group of bullies".



Police children must stop ignoring reality.



True enough, there is a vibrant international community dedicated to following this insanity.



I have to say, the very term "swatting" (wonder why Rick didn't insist on SWATTing) conjures up images of a SWAT team doing some kind of "dynamic entry". If the worst you have is a police officer insisting to take a look inside your home in response to a call, that's not so dramatic.





So were you lying then, or are you lying now?!



Wait, "vindicate the violation of Plaintiffs' constitutional rights"? Wouldn't that mean showing the violation is justified, or do I not understand English?

Anyway, it goes on. I'm attaching the PDF of the complaint for analysis and critique.

 

[Judge Holden]

It seems Niki Robinson et al. are suing the City of Milwaukee and Sergeant Lyndon Evans.

https://dockets.justia.com/docket/wisconsin/wiedce/2:2024cv00264/107055 (archive)

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"A vicious campaign of domestic terrorism carried out at the hands of a group of bullies".

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Police children must stop ignoring reality.

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True enough, there is a vibrant international community dedicated to following this insanity.

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I have to say, the very term "swatting" (wonder why Rick didn't insist on SWATTing) conjures up images of a SWAT team doing some kind of "dynamic entry". If the worst you have is a police officer insisting to take a look inside your home in response to a call, that's not so dramatic.

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So were you lying then, or are you lying now?!

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Wait, "vindicate the violation of Plaintiffs' constitutional rights"? Wouldn't that mean showing the violation is justified, or do I not understand English?

Anyway, it goes on. I'm attaching the PDF of the complaint for analysis and critique.

Well fuck my ass and call me Clarabelle, you just made my fucking afternoon pigga.

Was about as boring a day in the wage cage as could be worked until now, so imma pour a quick dreenk and read through this new nugget of joy

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I CANT BREEF