Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Tiny Chinaman]

I’m afraid I have irrefutable proof

Spoiler: Proof pat is gay

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I cant believe Patrick engages in homosexual public nudity
Just when you think it cant get any worse

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

Lib NYC lawyer interacts with Jennifer:
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lol at this reply Rick got:
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Good God did Ric strike another xitter gold again?

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

[snip]

Pat paid Quasi 50k in his lawsuit. Totally normal. A payment in the other direction would have made him 50k.

I’m afraid I have irrefutable proof

Spoiler: Proof pat is gay

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I'm not present in your gay porn video, stalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

i heard patrick hired a black guy to fart in his wife's vagina

 

[Kirtto]

Pat paid Quasi 50k in his lawsuit. Totally normal. A payment in the other direction would have made him 50k.


I'm not present in your gay porn video, stalker. Enjoy prison.

Some of the pests should try to convince Patrick the reason Prongay stalks him is because he is madly obsessive love with Fatrick and wants to marry him. All the stalking is actually Prongay wanting to get Patrick attention so they can have gay sex

 

[Summer of George]

I think I know why Pat came in third on the lowcow of the year competition, for most people he doesn't come out as entertaining or funny to laugh at but rather genuinely annoying, pedantic and tiresome, with all his retarded takes and idiotic writing. You need a specific type of Autism to enjoy him

It's a little sad that Pat's thread is kinda boring right now. He is far and away my favorite cow. However, while perusing the rest of the Farms, I can't help but notice that every 10th or 20th post, forumwide, seems to include a not-so-subtle reference to prison enjoying or stalker children or pepperoni. It makes my heart even warmer than Niki's cunt. The waistline just never stops expanding.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

I think I know why Pat came in third on the lowcow of the year competition, for most people he doesn't come out as entertaining or funny to laugh at but rather genuinely annoying, pedantic and tiresome, with all his retarded takes and idiotic writing. You need a specific type of Autism to enjoy him

Most of the funny/insane shit happens towards the beginning of the year in the Pativerse for some reason. In 2021 when the Josiah Tapes were nominated, just before the end of the year was when Jack Murphy had his cuckold/camwhore scandal. The Julays tend to favor shit that happens at the very end of the year (most recently, Rekeita's alcoholism).

My guess is that Fatty has an alt account used to follow his most hated detractors like Josiah and Leslie.

There are a number of accounts, including many regular people (non-Patposters who happened to get sucked into his insanity) such as Leslie and Mr. Smith, whom he religiously stalks every single day, and prisons their entire timeline while he has them blocked.

Speaking of Leslie, this made me lol

 

[Piggle Rick]

I think he obsessively monitors the "stalker" accounts, either with bookmarks or an alt. That's why he replies to 2-3 day old tweets from them randomly, it's the closest he has to a job.

Well it’s not as though he could get a real job, at least not while he’s in the Fitness Protection Program.

For anyone else who was dumbfounded by this, if you add 56 degrees (which is the incorrect difference of 73 and 16, but that's a different problem entirely) to 73 degrees you'll get 129. So it would be a 129 degree swing, assuming you went from -56 to 73, but what the hell does that have to do with 16 degrees? Your guess is as good as mine.

I read it that he thinks the difference between 73 and 16 degrees is 56 (which, like you said, is short bus levels of math) but he was then trying to make a joke about how “going the other way” would be a U-turn, so 180 degrees minus 56 degrees, and then again fucked up his math to arrive at the 129.

Or, and hear me out here, he’s just dumb and really drunk and it all means nothing.

 

[bile demon]

And he's pounded out a screenplay with his writing partner, producers can't wait to review it.



Yup, looks like Rick has got his life back on track and has stopped being a fucking weirdo...

Looks like Fat's working hard on bringing Toaff's Blood Passover to the TV screens.

Thanks to the other forums for this update that got buried in his replies - I've wondered if the fact that he tags everyone in his responses looks bad, and it does. He made an autistic girl cry!

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it's a good thing she isn't his target audie-

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Bad ending.

 

[Judge Holden]

Looks like Fat's working hard on bringing Toaff's Blood Passover to the TV screens.


Bad ending.
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In breaking news a local autistic girl has managed to accomplish that which has been long declared a scientific impossibility by a resident 140IQ person of rotundity Fatrick S Tomlinson, and simply blocked and ignored someone causing them grief on social media. I have been informed Mr Fatrick will soon release a statement in which he dismisses this achievement and declares said autistic girl will soon be enjoying the local prison.


Now back to you Robert

 

[Maude Snew]

It's like telling me the canoe my family is on is sinking, and asking me which of my kids I would not save! I can't choose who will die!!

Well you don't need to save that one anyway, he floats. In fact not only does his fatness make him unsinkable, it also provides enough space to comfortably evacuate the entire population of the continent of Australia. His smell however makes that very undesirable.

I like how he's moved on and now instead of being General Fatton and is now larping as Johnnie Cochran instead.

You think he farted in Niki's vagina?

 

[Something Awful]

Archive that shit. If anyone actually read his tweets he could have deleted those out of sheer embarrassment.

Patrick has never deleted a tweet unless he was forced to by Twitter. Also, dunno why you guys are trying to analyze how many degrees Pat meant or whether they're temperature degrees or arc degrees. That's not even the degree symbol, he is clearly talking about exponentation. 73 to the power of 0.

 

[FinnSven]

I like how he's moved on and now instead of being General Fatton and is now larping as Johnnie Cochran instead.

I can imagine Cochran being forced to defend Pat as some kind of creative punishment.

“If the child doesn’t fat, you must acquit (the twat)!”

 

[Judge Holden]

I can imagine Cochran being forced to defend Pat as some kind of creative punishment.

“If the child doesn’t fat, you must acquit (the twat)!”

Sadly due to fat's prior wookie related trauma, Cochran would be unable to use his trusty Chewbacca defence in pat's presence without court being interrupted with the loudest NOCHILD yet heard

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

It's a little sad that Pat's thread is kinda boring right now. He is far and away my favorite cow. However, while perusing the rest of the Farms, I can't help but notice that every 10th or 20th post, forumwide, seems to include a not-so-subtle reference to prison enjoying or stalker children or pepperoni. It makes my heart even warmer than Niki's cunt. The waistline just never stops expanding.

I have noticed that quite often when something gets featured, one of the top posts following the featured post will have a reference to "no child" or "enjoying prison."

For example, say Rekeita gets featured, one of the next posts will be some shit "I wish you a million liquor bottles stalker child."

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

A 13k channel is doing a live deep dive on Pat right now. It's always great to see the virus spreading.

Edit: bonus:

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Patposting is incredibly and almost dangerously addictive. I cannot hear the word "enjoy" any more without automatically thinking to myself about prisons. If I am alone, then I find myself saying "Wrong, in every last delusional detail as always, stalker" out loud to anything I see that is incorrect. Any questions that require an answer in the negative and I will always think "No stalker, I didn't" even if I don't say it. I have even found myself singing Motley Poo's "Enjoy Prison, Stalker" in public a couple of times. I have never yet actually answered anyone in a Patposting style, but I am sure that it will happen soon.

If you stare too long into the abyss, then make sure that there isn't a fat faggot with bitch tits staring back at you.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Looks like Fat's working hard on bringing Toaff's Blood Passover to the TV screens.


Bad ending.
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Pat getting blocked by Lisa has to be a traumatic life event. She will never his Childings ever again. He's probably rocking in his bed, clutching his Stargate PS90 for comfort.

 

[Creative Username]

Patposting is incredibly and almost dangerously addictive. I cannot hear the word "enjoy" any more without automatically thinking to myself about prisons. If I am alone, then I find myself saying "Wrong, in every last delusional detail as always, stalker" out loud to anything I see that is incorrect. Any questions that require an answer in the negative and I will always think "No stalker, I didn't" even if I don't say it. I have even found myself singing Motley Poo's "Enjoy Prison, Stalker" in public a couple of times. I have never yet actually answered anyone in a Patposting style, but I am sure that it will happen soon.

If you stare too long into the abyss, then make sure that there isn't a fat faggot with bitch tits staring back at you.

Is this what he (fat) means when he (fat) says his (fat) famous phrase, "You are mentally ill, stalker."?

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh fuck my ass I got drunk during a team leader meeting and blurted out FATRICK as the term for a plan of personal success for new hires

For
Accomplishment:
Troubleshoot,
Research,
Increase
Conceptual
Knowhow

They are currently discussing it and I hope to fucking jesus they dont look deeper into this term or adopt it or im gonna wind up having to explain the pat mythos to my wagie overseer

EDIT: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THEY ARE DOING THE CORPORATE THINKING HAT DISCUSSION USING IT I AM SO FUCKED