Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Neetorino said:
My guess is that Fatty has an alt account used to follow his most hated detractors like Josiah and Leslie.
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Probably has it following and he finds the accounts by searching @stealthy... And seeing the results, or @patrick... as well as just looking for his mentions to then follow
 
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Biden ball washer Pat reporting for duty. What the fuck is he sperging about ? The fact SCOTUS has agreed to hear Trump's case on Jan 6th and immunity ?
 
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Biden ball washer Pat reporting for duty. What the fuck is he sperging about ? The fact SCOTUS has agreed to hear Trump's case on Jan 6th and immunity ?
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I think I know why Pat came in third on the lowcow of the year competition, for most people he doesn't come out as entertaining or funny to laugh at but rather genuinely annoying, pedantic and tiresome, with all his retarded takes and idiotic writing. You need a specific type of Autism to enjoy him
 
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An automatic clown said:
He's constantly looking at the stalkers profiles and tweets from behind a block. He really is insane.
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Every time I'm tempted to feel bad for him, I read something like this. He's picking the fight at this point. If he had gone into hiding and the Pests still went to the trouble to track him down, that'd be one thing. But he's the one atalking the Pests. It's unbelievable. Patrick really does squeal as he strikes you.
 
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jxxyy said:
Reminds me of that one Norm tweet

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Norm was perhaps the greatest conservative comedian, I recently saw an old interview with him on supporting Bush and he keept calling Clinton a rapist on air to provoke the hosts.


No wonder Fatrick hated him
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
This had literally nothing to do with him. Why did he even respond?
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The user name. He's at the point where he thinks the username has something to do with him triggers the enjoy prison. If Leslie had a pat/pork/'roni username she'd be told to enjoy prison VS claiming she needs to talk with Jackie about meds.

Seems to be less willing to do that if the username has nothing to do with him.

With the comment about a screenplay - is his twitter moving into an ARG promotion for this screenplay? Pulling THAT off would need someone with a quicker wit and able to hold back his ego hence the 'co-writer' mentioned.
 
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Kirtto said:
I think I know why Pat came in third on the lowcow of the year competition, for most people he doesn't come out as entertaining or funny to laugh at...You need a specific type of Autism to enjoy him
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allow me to correcT the Record. fat only came in third because
1. there is a fatherless cult fixated on boring alkie nick rekektektektka
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2. a legion of would-be ballwashers all voted bossmanjack because our benevolent overlord likes him, whereas everybody knows null finds the fatrick thread & the onaholes a pain in the ass at best.

bossmanjack is entertaining but nobody else in the running is as remotely as funny as fatrick:
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STOP THE STEAL
 
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Lib NYC lawyer interacts with Jennifer:
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I like how he's moved on and now instead of being General Fatton and is now larping as Johnnie Cochran instead.

…ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Fatrick. Fatrick is a Dumbass from the state Wisconsin. But Fatrick lives on the website Twitter. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Dumbass, an eight hundred pound Dumbass, want to live on Twitter, with a bunch of two-foot tall Stalker Childs? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
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John_Smith said:
Well, this is an instant classic:
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Archive that shit. If anyone actually read his tweets he could have deleted those out of sheer embarrassment. Not that he wouldn't really just shout "No child, my math is correct. Enjoy prison!" at anyone who tried correcting him, but it's the principle of the matter.

https://archive.li/ghUy3 (original Tweet)
https://archive.li/Un1ku (original Tweet)

This just fucking floors me. How bad at math or even just basic reasoning do you have to be to get a different number based on where you started from if the end points are exactly the same? Does he think it's a longer distance walking home from the bar even if he takes the exact same route?

For anyone else who was dumbfounded by this, if you add 56 degrees (which is the incorrect difference of 73 and 16, but that's a different problem entirely) to 73 degrees you'll get 129. So it would be a 129 degree swing, assuming you went from -56 to 73, but what the hell does that have to do with 16 degrees? Your guess is as good as mine.

Never mind that -56 degrees is unlikely to happen, even in most northern states. Some quick Google searching suggests that the coldest ever temperature recorded in the entire state was only -55 degrees. Even if you completely fuck up the math in the worst way possible, any shred of common sense would tell you that -56 degrees isn't a reasonable temperature and should clue you in to the fact that your math is fucked.

But it gets even worse, because even if your math is completely fucked, a basic knowledge of geography would call to mind any number of deserts where the temperature swings are typically that wide, if not more so on a daily basis. Perhaps that's just being overly pedantic, but feven if we ignore deserts, I wouldn't be surprised for the state of Wisconsin to see swings like that a few times during a normal winter any time there's a sold snap. You would only need to go from 32 degrees (freezing) to -24 degrees (a pretty cold day, but not unusual for winter in the midwest) to get the same 56 degree swing.
 
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