Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Creative Username]

Too bad Glenn Shadix is dead.

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No fishmouth, stalker. Enjoy a felonious box office bomb for your criminal casting choices.

 

[deadtofaunus]

MFW I pull out my phone to film my encounter with sweet little tina and Chris Hansen walks into the room
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The knob on the wall behind his right ear makes it look like he's trying to signal by wearing the singular gay earring. Don't worry Patrick; everyone can tell.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Jesus fucking christ I didnt even have to edit this photo to turn it into a nightmare
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That fucking face nigga.....
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Not fat by any medical standard, child.

 

[Maude Snew]

When he owns all chins, past, present, and future, when the entirety of time and space is nothing but Rick's chins, when the infinite multiverse itself consists of nothing but Fat Rick's bulbous chins wobbling, when his chins exist in a fractal-art sort of existence at all levels, dimensions, and sizes throughout eternity, he will have enough chins. Or somewhere very close to enough.

Chins for the chin god, fat for the fat throne.

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That is not how that happened, stalker.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

As a substitute here are some fatrick pics I found while searching which I had not seen before

This is the original right?



PAT YOU DUMB FUCK - WHY ARE YOU SO PROUD OF YOUR PORCINITY!!
No Girthday Porktrait for you this year, you've been a very lard boy.

 

[Tablet County]

Jesus fucking christ I didnt even have to edit this photo to turn it into a nightmare
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That fucking face nigga.....
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Look at that sheen. He looks like he's been glazed.

 

[AnOminous]

He's trying to be "cute" and get some twitter likes for a "when people wear shorts, winter is over" but he's doing it so ham-fistedly. Let's note the problems and improve it.

And somehow, without even trying to, he comes across as a giant fat pedo.

 

[The Reddest Red 0ne]

Jesus fucking christ I didnt even have to edit this photo to turn it into a nightmare
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That fucking face nigga.....
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Looks like fat Carrot Top

 

[AirdropShitposts]

If only Trump were half as based as Patrick believes he is.
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I love when these "intellectuals" talk about Christian Nationalism like it means something in a country with almost as many denominations as Rick has chins. (And the last three Democratic candidates constantly talked about their Christian faith. We're supposed to believe Donald fucking Trump is an aspirational Evangelical Pope or something via a Catholic Supreme Court.)

 

[Summer of George]

MFW I pull out my phone to film my encounter with sweet little tina and Chris Hansen walks into the room
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So this robe and towel get-up... this is obviously in a gay bathhouse, right? Check it, our boy looks like he's wearing a ball stud earring on one side and has a glob of jizz hanging off the other side. Oh, Patrick. Have you no shame?

 

[Judge Holden]

So this robe and towel get-up... this is obviously in a gay bathhouse, right? Check it, our boy looks like he's wearing a ball stud earring on one side and has a glob of jizz hanging off the other side. Oh, Patrick. Have you no shame?

Simply following in his daddy's footsteps

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

This hit me in my childhood man, didn't know I needed Boulevard of Broken Dreams: Fat edition.

Boulevard of Broken Seams (Fat)

 

[Al from Dadeville]

MFW I pull out my phone to film my encounter with sweet little tina and Chris Hansen walks into the room
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Those are the limpest wrists I have ever seen

 

[Judge Holden]

Erm....
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Tried out my first "ai art generator" thing with the prompt "a large pig man surreptitiously watching women joggers by a lake" and while I am unsure if the AI knows what the word "surreptitiously" means I did find this image very fitting

 

[WelperHelper99]

Boulevard of Broken Seams (Fat)

Actually made me laugh

 

[Blindeye]

His mouth is so long that he could look like the Joker without any makeup, if he was capable of smiling

 

[WelperHelper99]

I love when these "intellectuals" talk about Christian Nationalism like it means something in a country with almost as many denominations as Rick has chins. (And the last three Democratic candidates constantly talked about their Christian faith. We're supposed to believe Donald fucking Trump is an aspirational Evangelical Pope or something via a Catholic Supreme Court.)

It's strange how they go on about that. I guess the court FOLLOWING the constitution is Christian Nationalism in Pat's eyes. But then again random people calling him fat on twitter should be put in prison according to him, so he isn't exactly the sharpest spoon in the cupboard.

 

[Judge Holden]

Alrighty Joyboys, piggy is back and is cranking out unique new NOCHILDs for our gratification


Best ones so far IMO

My liver and kidneys aren't at any risk of failure, Robert. Enjoy prison.

We have never met, Robert. But we will, at your sentencing hearing. Enjoy prison.

I suffer from none of those ailmens [sic] or symptoms, Robert. They are your delusions again. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Alrighty Joyboys, piggy is back and is cranking out unique new NOCHILDs for our gratification
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Best ones so far IMO

Pat is VERY sure in his liver and kidneys, stalker child. His drinking has had ZERO effect on his health and his doctor has NEVER EVER talked to him about it. Enjoy prison!

 

[AnOminous]

Pat is VERY sure in his liver and kidneys, stalker child. His drinking has had ZERO effect on his health and his doctor has NEVER EVER talked to him about it. Enjoy prison!

Has his doctor ever talked to him about his visible and extreme obesity? Did he call him a doctor child and tell him to enjoy prison?