Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The "terrorists literally trying to murder my family" thing only works if you identify as a woman, Fatty. I'd say he ain't no Brianna Wu, but other than the lack of a hunchback and several extra miles of adipose tissue, they're practically the same person.

No, we absolutely need a timeline where Rick gets to enjoy prison.

As long as no one is dead/injured that gets Pat in prison. Because he is The Fatprick violence to another is possible.

What the fuck is that second T doing there in SWATTer?

Searchability for people speaking about him. VS the more common #tag.

Lol these are amazing. They should be stickers.

God imagine him running into one of those as stickers stuck in a bathroom somewhere. The oinking would echo over the hills and across the land.

Drinking establishments in Riverwest are more likely to not care about bathroom stickers. Begga's is only a couple of blocks from xpressions on wright.

one that asked for it and deserves it.

No one deserves swatting. But Patrick might of went beyond ASKING to be swatted - he might have paid to be swatted.

FatRick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Never gonna get locked up - has potential.
 
To PL myself a little here, I know someone who's had both [getting published and being invited on tv shows] happen to them. Not because they were smart, they were dumb as rocks, they were just very, very lucky.
the difference is that most writers to whom that happens understand (and at least privately acknowledge) how much luck is involved.

the exception may be wunderkinden who go viral somehow and get a publishing deal before they've had life experience, but generally anyone who's been in the trenches for any length of time understands that while work ethic, talent, novelty and/or the correct identity checkboxes can increase your odds, it's ultimately about who happens to be in the right place at the right time (or in the world of publishing, specifically, who went to the right college with the right people at the right time)

Are you saying that this woman is actually a poisonous spider, or are you saying that she is an African American woman whose husband died? Ostensibly from Rick grinding him up into pepperoni.
the black widow in this case is rick's first, better wife. imo she was just a directionless nerd who got captured early on and had to grow up and wise up a little bit before she extracted herself from the fat clutches of herr tomlinson. nikki on the other head is just a zonked-out pillhead who's probably barely aware she's married at all
 
ATTENTION ALL BRIAN KEENES: Rick doesn't know what whitepages is.
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He hasn't even slowed down considering that he finally changed his phone number, so the Pests have stopped messing with him via SMS.
It only took six years and dozens of tweets adamantly telling everyone that changing his number wouldn’t work to a complete absence of phone posting with a simple number change.

Good job, Rick. Maybe in another decade you can stop replying to your toilet on Twitter.


The boy CAN learn!
 
I would have thought someone called so left wing by people in this thread, Brain and other sci-fi authors would all be pro Palestine /anti zionist types.
If Rick was smart (he's not) he would call Brain out for bragging about taking a picture with a genocidal evil zionist like Fettermen. Might get some cred in his circles, rather than have an asteroid belt in a circular orbit around him, because he's fat.
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Not that it really matters but I think Patrick leans on the side of Israel anyway, since he has an apparently pathological need to support the actual policy of the state or current democratic candidate for president (whichever is gayer); also pro Israel. But more importantly he is, in his own very special way, trying to be tactful to anyone with a name in (what he thinks of as) his industry, which would rule out immediately going nuclear on politics.

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Did he not used to have his phone number on his site? I actually can't find it on an archive site, so maybe not, but I'm sure I remember another poster saying so. I mean, how would anyone get it if he hadn't published it? One of his friends or a convention accidentally leaked it?
 
Fatrick's retarded lolsuit is hurtling toward dismissal as he experiences complete ostracization from the community he's spent the last 6+ years forcing his enormous self into, and a hilarious election is coming up. I smell pepperoni on the wind, a Lolcow of the Year tier freakout must be coming soon.
I hope he does have a freakout, but it's gonna take a lot to beat Rekieta's arrest and trial this year. As far as lolcow of the year goes I see it going to be either Rekieta or Ethan Ralph.
 
Not unless he ends up in prison, stalker. Rekieta’s still way ahead.
Ricky doesn't have any kids to have taken. Can't get your kids taken if you give up parental rights first. I'm holding out hope Rick does something really fucking dumb in November after Trump wins.
I know someone who's had both happen to them. Not because they were smart, they were dumb as rocks, they were just very, very lucky.
It's all about who you know. I would guess Nikkki had some connections before she took enough Xanax to drop a horse on the daily and her fat lesbian partner Ricky burned every bridge he ever crossed. It's like if Forrest Gump were a self absorbed asshole who didn't realize he was stupid as fuck. Gump knew he was dumb but Rick thinks he's the smartest guy in the room with his 1.2 GPA.
It must hurt Rick to know that Keene basically said "I'd sue for him for libel but he has nothing worth taking", though.
That's Rick's biggest defense against libel and defamation. He has 0 assets. No one want a rusted out '03 v6 mustang. He used up all his goodwill with the swfa pedos so they won't be helping him with legal problems again. Imagine being so unlikable even pedos cut ties with you.
 
A new transcript was filed in regards to Patrick Tomlinson vs Daniel William Mullen
I'm a bit confused as to what this is, there's a date of Sep 20, 2023 and it's a transcript and is fats suing Dan Mullen pro se?

God I love pro se retards so much.
So will he release the full doc?
Now that the fire nation knows it exists, will they send zuko after it?
 
Ah....peak post work cosy hour. Finished my kettlebell session, had a nice cold shower, big bowl of my weirdass gumbo/etoufee/cassoulet hybrid (don't ask, I have no fucking idea what this qualifies as but its delicious) in my belly and some reasonable budget bourbon in my glass.....and best of all I am back with my beloved pig man and following his antics once again
 
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