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take a walk on the child sideHalf an hour of impotent narcissistic wailing is pretty tiresome so I condensed all of Patrick's key points into just over 3 minutes.
He is fucking insane.
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take a walk on the child sideHalf an hour of impotent narcissistic wailing is pretty tiresome so I condensed all of Patrick's key points into just over 3 minutes.
He is fucking insane.
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This was great, and he sounds like a fatter Francis Buxton from PeeWee's big adventure.Half an hour of impotent narcissistic wailing is pretty tiresome so I condensed all of Patrick's key points into just over 3 minutes.
He is fucking insane.
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Null tends to only care about his personal cows, like when a fat alcoholic farted in an 8 second clip. I doubt it's because of what others suggested about pozloading my neghole -- he featured the drop of DSP's financial info which is arguably a crime as opposed to this which is simply prank calling a fat retard. All good; his site, feature whatever he wants.I can’t believe that phone call wasn’t featured, most hilarious milk I’ve heard in a while.
When Fatrick returns Josiah's call after turning on his own recorder, he emphasises he was in a building with a lot of steel. Is he trying to imply he's in a gun store and make himself seem like a tough guy ahead of the confrontation and gay-lispy meltdown?
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Reposting in the name of posterity
This is still my favorite piece of Patrick media even after the Josiah interviews, just everything about it is hilarious to me. The little readjustment to get perfectly into frame, the way he holds the pistol like a 95lb woman about to get smacked in the face by a large caliber handgun, the subtle little "yeah that looked badass" glance into the camera as he confidently strides off and the way it loops so perfectly.View attachment 2576147
Reposting in the name of posterity
This is a few dozen pages ago but remains a criminally underrated post holy shit.Rick Tomlinson is a man of taste. Checkmark Rick was known for rightfully looking down upon peasants and their McDonalds-eating ways. In those days he was Verified and constantly touting himself as a "six-figure" author, never mind the fact that, by all available accounts, it was a $100,000 advance from his publisher on three books.
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He didn't even have the other magazine in the gun to start. Had he been in a real world scenario where he unloaded a full mag and had to reload, his fat ass would be in full panic mode while reaching to his belt (or pocket) for the other mag and trying to jam it in fumbling the entire time.This is still my favorite piece of Patrick media even after the Josiah interviews, just everything about it is hilarious to me. The little readjustment to get perfectly into frame, the way he holds the pistol like a 95lb woman about to get smacked in the face by a large caliber handgun, the subtle little "yeah that looked badass" glance into the camera as he confidently strides off and the way it loops so perfectly.
But most of all just the absurdity of recording reloading drills inside your wife's half house to upload to the internet to prove what a manly man's man you are
Pretty sure he follows the community happenings thread, and if he chooses not to feature it, it's still there for everyone who also follows that thread. Being featured is shit anyway and just floods the thread with complete retards for about 48 hours.Maybe this is a stupid question, but did anyone actually tag Null/a mod with what post to feature?
I'd be pretty terrified of Fat Rick with a gun. If he was trying to shoot someone else.Seriously, his gun training is laughable. I'd be more fearful of a teenager with a bb gun than I would of Fat with his .22.
Joke's on the court: Patrick already lost all his money on retarded lawsuits.If you're drinking and you have a concealed gun, you're getting up to 9 months in jail, up to 10k in fines, and other penalties.
This coming from the guy who get's words wrong and doesn't use proper grammar on Twitter.
Not at all, spam it wherever you want.Lmao. I put that onto the Fatrick page next to Linkin Pork. Hope you don't mind.
I think it's fitting that despite all his promise, patrick can never quite crack the big leagues.Pretty sure null isn't posting it out spite for all the people bugging him about.
get's words wrong
Wew lad, that's Pat reliving some childhood trauma right there.Half an hour of impotent narcissistic wailing is pretty tiresome so I condensed all of Patrick's key points into just over 3 minutes.
He is fucking insane.
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He literally says 'child' in real life... what an extremely obnoxious fucking faggot cunt.Half an hour of impotent narcissistic wailing is pretty tiresome so I condensed all of Patrick's key points into just over 3 minutes.
He is fucking insane.
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I mentioned earlier in the thread I believe. Look up Leberkase.Part of me wonders if that meatloaf was something the restaurant staff did specifically to troll him as an obvious dickhead American, as when I google "german meatloaf" I'm not getting any results that look like a gigantic square bologna loaf.
I guess he's always had man breasts.Not sure if this has been posted before, but another video of Patrick being a douchebag at a con.
Who would I tag besides NullI personally think the apostle saga deserves a feature, this shit is hilarious and I'm still going through it.
Maybe this is a stupid question, but did anyone actually tag Null/a mod with what post to feature? Typically someone, though ideally not everyone, needs to tag Null or a mod with a post summarizing the drama and I don't remember seeing a specific tag laying this information out when I was reading through the thread, but if someone DMed a mod or I missed a post, then disregard.
I can kind of understand hesitancy to feature this though even assuming adequate info was provided, Fatrick is predictable enough to go ahead and sue Null just for funsies if he's willing to sue 59 anonymous people for calling him fat on twitter.
This is a few dozen pages ago but remains a criminally underrated post holy shit.
Part of me wonders if that meatloaf was something the restaurant staff did specifically to troll him as an obvious dickhead American, as when I google "german meatloaf" I'm not getting any results that look like a gigantic square bologna loaf.