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take a walk on the child side
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Akashic Retard
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This was great, and he sounds like a fatter Francis Buxton from PeeWee's big adventure.
In fact, this scene is really a good representation of the whole phone call.
justhereforments
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Null tends to only care about his personal cows, like when a fat alcoholic farted in an 8 second clip. I doubt it's because of what others suggested about pozloading my neghole -- he featured the drop of DSP's financial info which is arguably a crime as opposed to this which is simply prank calling a fat retard. All good; his site, feature whatever he wants.
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Pretty sure null isn't posting it out spite for all the people bugging him about.
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justhereforments
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Reminds me of Jason Blaha doing a tacticool reload but his required a jump cut.
Silvio Dante
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This is still my favorite piece of Patrick media even after the Josiah interviews, just everything about it is hilarious to me. The little readjustment to get perfectly into frame, the way he holds the pistol like a 95lb woman about to get smacked in the face by a large caliber handgun, the subtle little "yeah that looked badass" glance into the camera as he confidently strides off and the way it loops so perfectly.
But most of all just the absurdity of recording reloading drills inside your wife's half house to upload to the internet to prove what a manly man's man you are
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I personally think the apostle saga deserves a feature, this shit is hilarious and I'm still going through it.
Maybe this is a stupid question, but did anyone actually tag Null/a mod with what post to feature? Typically someone, though ideally not everyone, needs to tag Null or a mod with a post summarizing the drama and I don't remember seeing a specific tag laying this information out when I was reading through the thread, but if someone DMed a mod or I missed a post, then disregard.
I can kind of understand hesitancy to feature this though even assuming adequate info was provided, Fatrick is predictable enough to go ahead and sue Null just for funsies if he's willing to sue 59 anonymous people for calling him fat on twitter.
Part of me wonders if that meatloaf was something the restaurant staff did specifically to troll him as an obvious dickhead American, as when I google "german meatloaf" I'm not getting any results that look like a gigantic square bologna loaf.
Maybe this is a stupid question, but did anyone actually tag Null/a mod with what post to feature? Typically someone, though ideally not everyone, needs to tag Null or a mod with a post summarizing the drama and I don't remember seeing a specific tag laying this information out when I was reading through the thread, but if someone DMed a mod or I missed a post, then disregard.
I can kind of understand hesitancy to feature this though even assuming adequate info was provided, Fatrick is predictable enough to go ahead and sue Null just for funsies if he's willing to sue 59 anonymous people for calling him fat on twitter.
This is a few dozen pages ago but remains a criminally underrated post holy shit.
Part of me wonders if that meatloaf was something the restaurant staff did specifically to troll him as an obvious dickhead American, as when I google "german meatloaf" I'm not getting any results that look like a gigantic square bologna loaf.
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He didn't even have the other magazine in the gun to start. Had he been in a real world scenario where he unloaded a full mag and had to reload, his fat ass would be in full panic mode while reaching to his belt (or pocket) for the other mag and trying to jam it in fumbling the entire time.
Seriously, his gun training is laughable. I'd be more fearful of a teenager with a bb gun than I would of Fat with his .22. Know what famous person you shoukdnt fuck around with if he has a gun? Keanu Reeves. Fucker has damn good accuracy and is has professional tactical gun training with three different types of fire arms.
Fat only shoots at cans on a fence with a .22, woo-hoo.......
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Pretty sure he follows the community happenings thread, and if he chooses not to feature it, it's still there for everyone who also follows that thread. Being featured is shit anyway and just floods the thread with complete retards for about 48 hours.
I'd be pretty terrified of Fat Rick with a gun. If he was trying to shoot someone else.
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Minor update, apparently the pot called the kettle black
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Joke's on the court: Patrick already lost all his money on retarded lawsuits.
Time for his wife to get out the chequebook again!
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This coming from the guy who get's words wrong and doesn't use proper grammar on Twitter.
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Not at all, spam it wherever you want.
I think it's fitting that despite all his promise, patrick can never quite crack the big leagues.
Wew lad, that's Pat reliving some childhood trauma right there.
I would also like to take this opportunity to say that Rick is fat and I would not have sex with him.
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He literally says 'child' in real life... what an extremely obnoxious fucking faggot cunt.
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I mentioned earlier in the thread I believe. Look up Leberkase.
The Man From Nowhere
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Not sure if this has been posted before, but another video of Patrick being a douchebag at a con.
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I guess he's always had man breasts.
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Who would I tag besides NullI personally think the apostle saga deserves a feature, this shit is hilarious and I'm still going through it.
Maybe this is a stupid question, but did anyone actually tag Null/a mod with what post to feature? Typically someone, though ideally not everyone, needs to tag Null or a mod with a post summarizing the drama and I don't remember seeing a specific tag laying this information out when I was reading through the thread, but if someone DMed a mod or I missed a post, then disregard.
I can kind of understand hesitancy to feature this though even assuming adequate info was provided, Fatrick is predictable enough to go ahead and sue Null just for funsies if he's willing to sue 59 anonymous people for calling him fat on twitter.
This is a few dozen pages ago but remains a criminally underrated post holy shit.
Part of me wonders if that meatloaf was something the restaurant staff did specifically to troll him as an obvious dickhead American, as when I google "german meatloaf" I'm not getting any results that look like a gigantic square bologna loaf.