Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[MilkThePig]

How ironic would it be if Pat got his account locked for spam because he constantly types the same replies out to every single person who fucks with him.

His alt account got permanently suspended for that reason. He was temporarily locked out of his main and used his alt account (where he would post as his cat and deny it was him) to constantly spam 'cyberstalker, report and block' and Twitter considered it 'harassing another user' or something and that was the end of that.

 

[Flexo]

I think pat is too narcissistic to understand how transparent lies like this appear to other people, especially from a skeptical perspective. all the available evidence points to the opposite of what he's saying but it doesn't matter. there's no effort to make the claim seem plausible. he expects his statements alone to be as reality shaping for you as they are for him. his self image is like a character in his shitty books, where things are because he says so.

Well it is par for the course with that side of politics. Troons anyone? He could still get the gig under "I identify as conservative" rules. Lol

 

[AnOminous]

"Professional comedian" gives lecture on the purpose of comedy.

The purpose of comedy is to laugh at fat retarded lolcows like Rick. Mel Books said probably the best thing ever about comedy, which works on many levels:

"Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die."

 

[MilkThePig]

Just a reminder that Patrick isn't fat by any medical standard.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Comedy is when Pat falls into an open manhole and dies.

 

[MilkThePig]

Comedy is when Pat falls into an open manhole and dies.

Death threat noted, stalker. Welcome to the lawsuit (which I'm winning).

 

[ShinyStar]

Just a reminder that Patrick isn't fat by any medical standard.

You have to think like a lolcow. Pat isn't fat by any medical standard, because 'fat' isn't a medical standard. The medical standard would be 'overweight,' or in Pat's case, 'obese.'

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

2nd better wife looking rough

Pat your wife has the body of Hank Hill.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Just a reminder that Patrick isn't fat by any medical standard.

That's about as peak wisconsin as it gets. The only thing he's missing is cheese and beer foam on his face but that would be too masculine.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Just a reminder that Patrick isn't fat by any medical standard.

His head looks like it's molded entirely out of spam.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

His head looks like it's molded entirely out of spam.

what if I told you......that it was

 

[Mr Moonface]

New vacation photos, thank you US taxpayers!



When the bull wants your ice cream as well as your wife.



Pat lies so much on twitter that he's attracted his own lie detector.



More cyberstalker oinking



"Classic conservative" - Gerrymandering is bad unless my side does it, child.



Philosopher Pat makes an appearance and oinks about grains of sand. He thinks he's being profound with his thoughts, but this is something a stoned high schooler would blather on about.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

New vacation photos, thank you US taxpayers!

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When the bull wants your ice cream as well as your wife.

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Pat lies so much on twitter that he's attracted his own lie detector.

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More cyberstalker oinking

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"Classic conservative" - Gerrymandering is bad unless my side does it, child.

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Philosopher Pat makes an appearance and oinks about grains of sand. He thinks he's being profound with his thoughts, but this is something a stoned high schooler would blather on about.

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Seven quintillion, five hundred quadrillion grains of sand on earth (or 700,500,000,000,000,000,000).
Numbers of stars in the universe 100-200 billion trillion (or 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) stars and that continues to go up since the universe is currently expanding and creating new stars.

Rick is an idiot.

And fat.

 

[AprilRains]

Seven quintillion, five hundred quadrillion grains of sand on earth (or 700,500,000,000,000,000,000).
Numbers of stars in the universe 100-200 billion trillion (or 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) stars and that continues to go up since the universe is currently expanding and creating new stars.

Rick is an idiot.

And fat.

Is it seven quintillion or 700 quintillion?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Is it seven quintillion or 700 quintillion?

Sorry, 7.5 sextillion or 7,500,000,000,000,000,000

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry, 7.5 sextillion or 7,500,000,000,000,000,000

And if you carved "FAT" 7.5 sextillion times onto every single one of those grains of sand, it would not equal by one septillionth the fatness of Fat Rick Hamlinson.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Seven quintillion, five hundred quadrillion grains of sand on earth (or 700,500,000,000,000,000,000).
Numbers of stars in the universe 100-200 billion trillion (or 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) stars and that continues to go up since the universe is currently expanding and creating new stars.

Rick is an idiot.

And fat.

He understands and accepts the science, child.

He's a college dropout lecturing others on science. Also called himself a good sci-fi author, which is pretty funny.

 

[Smoke Manmuscle]

He understands and accepts the science, child.

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He's a college dropout lecturing others on science. Also called himself a good sci-fi author, which is pretty funny.

A good sci-fi author doesn’t need to be a scientist. Look at Larry Correia. He has a degree in accounting, and bought a mountain with his royalties. What you need is a the ability to tell a good story and sell books of which ol Rick here can do neither.

 

[James done did it]

Isn't that a retread of a black science man tweet?

 

[AnOminous]

He understands and accepts the science, child.

He knows all them fancy scienteriffic terms, you know, like plane of the eclectic.

He's a college dropout lecturing others on science. Also called himself a good sci-fi author, which is pretty funny.

The funniest thing about this bozo is he has no idea why everyone laughs at him.