Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Patrick definitely didn't vandalize his own property, child. He just knows the type of torch that was used and also why the person of his exact build didn't flinch at the security light...


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If this wasn’t the first time this person trespassed on his property and was aware of the security light, I’d assume they also staked out the place enough to notice there is a security camera mounted outside too, right?
 
I really hope someone else posts it, but if not I'll try to find it later. But someone on the forums made side-by-side pic of Pat & 'The Vandal'. Same exact fat headshape, same hairline, same gunted chin that resembles Homer Simpson's mouth. Someone also pointed out how it looks like the vandal is wearing the same black & white Nike sneakers that Patty was wearing in that video of him doing stand-up while dressed like a gay vampire. The vids are years apart but Patrick drives a 14 year old Rustang so it's not inconceivable for him to keep a pair of shoes for 5 years. The vandal also appears to be wearing some type of faggoty grey sweater. Pat's all in with the faggy grey sweaters. I rest my case.
EDIT: Looks like the sneakers are different than the ones I had thought they were. But check this out then watch the vandal video again. Looks like the same exact shoes.

Also, I hope Quasi gets the rights to Patrick's literary works and then sells them to Jon Del Arroz so he can write a decent story about Fonald Plump being resurrected and turned into a cyborg killing machine that goes around brutally slaying all of the stupid whimsical characters Pat came up with. Like Firstname Lastname, Captain Susan Kamala, The Gay Black Space Marine, and especially that stupid fucking transgender space crab.
 
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I think every chapter should start with a daily reminder, just like Pat's life. In the same, classic format

SpaceEdge: [obviously true claim about pat's sad life]
Patrick: Wrong as always, atalker.
SpaceEdge: [produces evidence of obviously true claim]
Patrick: You are mentally ill, stalker
SpaceEdge: [repeats obviously true claim, also calls patrick fat/gay]
Patrick: You are mentally ill stalker. This is felony telephone harassment and you will be arrested soon. And I am not fat/gay.
 
Whether or not such an action will succeed may be questionable, but "defamation" actions involving negative/misleading online reviews tend to get traction where they don't otherwise. For some reason, courts don't like business review websites being used to go after people personally when there is no actual business relationship.
You can't reasonably distinguish between a person who legitimately read a book via another source (library, bookstore, loan from a friend, etc.) and just posted a review on Amazon when they saw it listed there, and somebody maliciously posting negative reviews everywhere they possibly can. Traction or not, you'll never get anywhere near the "preponderance of the evidence" threshold you'd need to score a win.

Fatrick's situation is different than the run-of-the-mill defamation action [even when considering the online review element] specifically because he's a public figure, though in a situation where someone is being accused of being a pedophile, it can be easier to prove actual malice; there's no way you can't actually have malicious intent when you're suggesting a person is a child molester/has molested children/has a propensity toward the same unless, at the very least, they've been charged with it - or you are a victim of the person/have other tangible, verifiable proof of guilt.
My Fatrick lore knowledge has lapsed a bit, but doesn't that allegation (of his pedophilia) actually have a bit of meat on its bones? I thought he'd at least made some very questionable comments (at best) or actually been accused of something (at worst). Truth is a defense against defamation claims.

There's also the herculean task of proving actual damages, and this dipshit has done so much damage to his own reputation and career it's damn near impossible to point to any single factor as the main contributing cause of his undoing. You don't get to point to someone calling you names and say they're the reason your shitty books aren't selling, especially if they already weren't selling prior to the name-calling. If you've been punching yourself in the face for an hour straight, you can't really blame the guy who slaps you across the face to get you to stop for the massive black eye you gave yourself.

I do understand your point -- calling someone a pedophile is potentially very devastating and could well be actionable in a lot of circumstances -- but I think Fatrick might be one of the rare exceptions where his own absurd behavior practically indemnifies anyone mocking or insulting him.

They just refinanced in the past year. They have 0 equity in that house.
lol then he's absolutely fucked. What an amazing own-goal.
 
Speaking of In the Black, based on some preliminary research Tor and most publishers generally don't take intellectual property rights, only exclusive publishing rights. So while they can garnish Pat's sales of in the black and his old books, his intellectual property (which at fair market value is worth TENS of dollars) should still be his and as such fair game. I think Quasi should take all of his IP for a hundred bucks and farm it out to his folks.

Writing self published amazon books in Patrick's shitty settings might break him as bad as the idea guys did fucking with chris's schizo dreamworld. Sadly not to the same degree since Chris poured his heart and soul into those delusional fantasies, while Pat's are just a really, really shitty vehicle for the world's worst get rich quick scheme gone wrong.
Oh let's use our imaginations. If the o and a people self published novels where a trump insert trolls an aggressive fat loudmouth for justice while Pat's existing characters look on in approval, then priced it to make it easy to outrank a Tomlinson original in the same universe, he would have meltdowns measured in years
 
Important update, Pat is arguing with his toilet again.

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Imagine being one of his new 500 or so followers, and seeing this nonsense in your timeline.
 
My Fatrick lore knowledge has lapsed a bit, but doesn't that allegation (of his pedophilia) actually have a bit of meat on its bones? I thought he'd at least made some very questionable comments (at best) or actually been accused of something (at worst). Truth is a defense against defamation claims.

There's also the herculean task of proving actual damages, and this dipshit has done so much damage to his own reputation and career it's damn near impossible to point to any single factor as the main contributing cause of his undoing. You don't get to point to someone calling you names and say they're the reason your shitty books aren't selling, especially if they already weren't selling prior to the name-calling. If you've been punching yourself in the face for an hour straight, you can't really blame the guy who slaps you across the face to get you to stop for the massive black eye you gave yourself.

I do understand your point -- calling someone a pedophile is potentially very devastating and could well be actionable in a lot of circumstances -- but I think Fatrick might be one of the rare exceptions where his own absurd behavior practically indemnifies anyone mocking or insulting him.

Fact of the matter is Patrick has no gas left in the tank. He's broke, his net worth is probably less than the court ordered judgement (vehicles worth maybe a couple grand, guns worth a couple grand if he still has them, no equity in his home, maybe another couple grand in miscellaneous possessions), his friends are all also authors who make jack shit, SWFA no longer has the resources or will to support his legal adventures. Even if you get into defamation territory with him there's no way he'll realistically be able to pursue that case. There aren't any (decent) lawyers willing to take pay upon receiving a favorable settlement for that type of thing since there's no such thing as a clear cut libel/slander/defamation case and like you said, actually proving damages is nearly impossible.

The worst he could do is pursue it pro se, and he knows less about the legal system than either Russ or Melinda, so all that would do is end up with him getting saddled with more legal fees since incredibly, adults with real jobs generally don't have a problem putting together a few grand for a decent lawyer. All he can do at this point is squeal on twitter for sympathy.
 
when the front page added this banner during the chrischan controversy he commented on it immediately.
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For some reason, this tweet delights me. Maybe it’s the reminder of how surreal things can be here.

Good thing I enjoy watching obnoxious people continue to do the opposite of what they should be doing, cause Patrick shows no sign of stopping.
 
Important update, Pat is arguing with his toilet again.

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Imagine being one of his new 500 or so followers, and seeing this nonsense in your timeline.
the fact that someone has a twitter account of his toilet and the fact that fatrick argues with him will never not make me laugh.
 
Important update, Pat is arguing with his toilet again.

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Imagine being one of his new 500 or so followers, and seeing this nonsense in your timeline.
For someone who claims to be a good writer Rick really does suck at writing. His tweet makes no sense as he states that the toilet larper is, in actuality, his toilet. But that's retarded and not what he's trying to say. The error is that he wrote "my toilet", which implies the toilet larper is somehow his actual toilet. What he should have wrote was "a toilet", since that would confer that the larp is real but not really his toilet. What a fat, drunk, illiterate deadbeat dad.
 
Important update, Pat is arguing with his toilet again.

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Imagine being one of his new 500 or so followers, and seeing this nonsense in your timeline.
Ironically, this would be a good plot for a scifi book.

Commander Pigtits of the space cruiser USS Ticonderoga had a bright and promising career ahead of him. That was until the captain caught him arguing with an artificially-intelligent toilet after a night of hard drinking. Now that he's found himself laterally promoted to commanding a remote outpost on Titan with only his artificially intelligent possessions, Commander Pigtits must find a way to make the Space Force recognize his brilliance and trust him with the command of one of their capital space ships.
 
Oh let's use our imaginations. If the o and a people self published novels where a trump insert trolls an aggressive fat loudmouth for justice while Pat's existing characters look on in approval, then priced it to make it easy to outrank a Tomlinson original in the same universe, he would have meltdowns measured in years
Something like this, perhaps?
 

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