Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Piggy chastises Putin for not thinking things through. This is coming from a man who sued 60 anonymous scamps over the mean things they wrote on the internet and wasted over $150k as a result.

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What Fat-For-Brains doesn't realize is Putin isn't invading Ukraine as a whole. He's bombing the capitol and vital infrastructure, but boots are only going into places that are pro-Russian annexation. Assuming our genderqueer military doesn't get its collective ass kicked by Russia, the US cannot roll into those places and claim to be liberators; the people there want to be a part of Mother Russia.

This, of course, is assuming that Biden hasn't emboldened Putin to the point of swallowing Ukraine whole.

He's encouraging Ukrainian citizens to put themselves in danger...

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He's actually enjoying this war. What a psychopath, fat too.

The USA was hampered by rules (like no shooting civilians) that the Taliban and other assorted ragheads weren't. If Mother Russia decides it's had enough of guerilla action, the Spetznatz will kill everyone with extreme prejudice. Putin has already proven he doesn't care what the West thinks.

 

[Jack Awful]

He's encouraging Ukrainian citizens to put themselves in danger...

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He's actually enjoying this war. What a psychopath, fat too.

Someone points out how stupid it is to encourage civilians to sabotage tanks, Pat counts their followers in response.

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People like Patrick are so full of hate and are gleefully waiting for a societally acceptable way to revel in the deaths of others.

I support Ukraine, but Russian soldiers are drafted citizens with families. Unfortunately they're gonna have to die, it's the nature of war, but saying "yeah! Burn them alive, hahaha!" just comes off as psychotic.

 

[instythot]

Holy fuck even as a joke that is some sick fucked-up shit. What the fuck is wrong with this man's skullmeats?

To be fair, that could be the premise for a Stanhope or Jefferies joke. To also be fair, Stanhope and to a much lesser extent Jefferies are talented comedians who can craft a laugh out of a dark or even psychopathic premise. To be still fairer, we have seen the "jokes" Patrick is capable of crafting, and something without a "please give this sad divorced man some pity laughs" subtext is simply not in his comedy wheelhouse

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

He's encouraging Ukrainian citizens to put themselves in danger...

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He's actually enjoying this war. What a psychopath, fat too.

Someone points out how stupid it is to encourage civilians to sabotage tanks, Pat counts their followers in response.

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Edit: Now he's making the war all about himself.

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This total retard seems to think engaging with storm troopers and their fucking tanks in the street is like Bart Simpson skateboarding around with a slingshot telling the Russians to eat his shorts.

I can’t stress enough how disgusting his behaviour is. People are fetishing killing your self by attacking the Russian army, just to make a hollow point like you’re the main character in a war epic.

Stay alive and do something much braver than Patrick can ever do, provide for and protect your children. Don’t kill yourself fighting for the child eating satanists who run the world.

In all my years being an O&A pest and Reddit troll, this is the first time I truly despise Patrick.

people who act like condescending dickheads are one thing, people who abandon their children to play with dinosaur toys and claim welfare are another thing

people who exploit a warzone for Twitter dopamine, encouraging civilians to kill themselves in ways which should be a jackass sketch, is something I deeply, viscerally despise.

when this 300lb fantasist deadbeat finally strokes out, the world will be a better (and less heavy) place.

This fat piece of shit won’t even pay child support but he thinks he’s a moral beacon for a warzone in a continent he doesn’t know anything about.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

I wish they'd Operation Dumbo Drop Pat into Ukraine right now.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Someone over on the other forums managed to sneak into Pat's half-hovel and snap a photo of him issuing his orders to the Ukrainian resistance.

Credit to Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I wish they'd Operation Dumbo Drop Pat into Ukraine right now.

The way he’s gleefully advocating battles and wars to anyone who will listen to him, I’m sure he’s going to enlist any day now!

It’s a good thing the only people who do listen to him are unemployed Twitter homosexuals like himself

 

[AnOminous]

To be fair, that could be the premise for a Stanhope or Jefferies joke. To also be fair, Stanhope and to a much lesser extent Jefferies are talented comedians who can craft a laugh out of a dark or even psychopathic premise.

The only thing Fat Rick and Stanhope have in common is they've both made me bust a gut laughing, but only Stanhope did that on purpose.

 

[Nod Flenders]

He's encouraging Ukrainian citizens to put themselves in danger...

War is not fun, Patrick. War is a senseless waste of human life.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

War is not fun, Patrick. War is a senseless waste of human life.

 

[justhereforments]

He's encouraging Ukrainian citizens to put themselves in danger...

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He's actually enjoying this war. What a psychopath, fat too.

Someone points out how stupid it is to encourage civilians to sabotage tanks, Pat counts their followers in response.

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Edit: Now he's making the war all about himself.

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Does this fat fucking retard thinking Ukrainian civilians are scouring the internet for fat fucking retard opinions? With spotty internet service Ukrainians aren't trying to talk to loved ones, they're searching twitter for this fat fucking loser's opinions? Does he think they can go down the road to the shops and just grab some paint and balloons? His solution is "just throw paint on them lol"

I have never been moti before reading these tweets. Thank God, no greater harm can come to Patrick than him being himself.

 

[Mr Moonface]

A nuclear holocaust is long overdue, child.

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[Smithfield Ham]

He thinks you can disable a fucking tank with a paint balloon? Who the fuck told him that? What kind of idiot would even try that? You'd be gunned down before you even got within tossing range!

You know what a Ukrainian Citizen should be doing right now? Getting the fuck out of there and taking as many people with them as possible. Saving the lives of their family, friends and neighbors by giving them a safe exit route and bringing whatever essential supplies they can with them.

A nuclear holocaust is long overdue, child.

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"Same term, which he didn't win"? Patrick, you wouldn't be spreading misinformation about the fairness of our elections, would you??

 

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This total retard seems to think engaging with storm troopers and their fucking tanks in the street is like Bart Simpson skateboarding around with a slingshot telling the Russians to eat his shorts.

Of course he does. Pat literally believes there's a woman Ukrainian pilot going around in a "highly upgraded, customized 40 year old plane" shooting down Russian jets who goes by "Ghost of Kyiv", like some stupid woke remake of a cheesy 80s action movie. He probably believes they're a black woman or a lesbian, too. So of course he thinks that beating tanks and stormtroopers is that easy. I mean his side are the good guys after all, they have plot armor.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Of course he does. Pat literally believes there's a woman Ukrainian pilot going around in a "highly upgraded, customized 40 year old plane" shooting down Russian jets who goes by "Ghost of Kyiv", like some stupid woke remake of a cheesy 80s action movie. He probably believes they're a black woman or a lesbian, too. So of course he thinks that beating tanks and stormtroopers is that easy. I mean his side are the good guys after all, they have plot armor.

This kind of thing was cute for World War 2, but now it's extremely dated and tasteless. Stan "The Man" Lee, God rest his Jack Kirby-cuckolding soul, said himself that having superheroes punch modern war villains like Osama and Sadam would be insensitive, dumb and callous. But here we've got Patrick trying to do it himself with a Rocketeer-style superhero for the modern era.

 

[AprilRains]

He thinks it's easy to heist a space casino. Why would he think it's hard to disable a tank?

His world building is such shit. If tanks were so easy to disable, there wouldn't be any.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat issues an open challenge to the OnAForums:

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

o7 salute anyone who bothers Pat

 

[Papyrus]

Pat issues an open challenge to the OnAForums:

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"Sharing news about Ukraine"

I rolled my eyes so hard I saw my brain. The media may have fallen a long way, but even tabloids are classier than an uninformed piece of white trash tweeting hot takes from his ratty couch. As if the Russians would waste a single bot on Lard Boy.

 

[instythot]

Pat issues an open challenge to the OnAForums:

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What are the chances he is mistaking rascals for Russian bots?