Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Tragedy + Time = Comedy. So here's 2017 Patrick joking about his plans to abandon another kid to be raised by a real man just like he did with Annabelle, if somehow miraculously Niki reverted her empty egg carton status and got a geriatric pregnancy: archived
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also someone corrected this professional author's trash grammar and he reacts like a bitch as expected because he is incapable of admitting fault, even thought he's constantly correcting people's grammar as a way to discredit them
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instythot said:
A little photoshop for the profile photo, and we have general fatton, military strategy expert, sci fi author and political firebrand. Should be unreportable like the teeth and toilet
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Or maybe shoop him into that picture of Mike Dukakis peering out of a tank.

I'll reuse a nickname I used on Brianna Wu: "Mike Ducockless". (With apologies to Archer.)
 
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A Very Big Fish said:
You know, there are plenty of people who have of their own volition gone and fought for foreign powers. I know the RAF had a bunch of foreign pilots during the battle for Britain. Christopher Lee tried to fight for Finland in the Winter War. Hell, if I recall, in Hemmingway's "Farewell to Arms" the protagonist was an American who had volunteered to fight for Italy.
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Hemingway himself personally participated in the Spanish Civil War, as well as George Orwell. Both came away with more mature political stances.
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Tragedy + Time = Comedy. So here's 2017 Patrick joking about his plans to abandon another kid to be raised by a real man just like he did with Annabelle, if somehow miraculously Niki reverted her empty egg carton status and got a geriatric pregnancy: archived
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Holy fuck even as a joke that is some sick fucked-up shit. What the fuck is wrong with this man's skullmeats?
 
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Piggy continues to oink about the Ghost of Kyiv.

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Male feminist attacks a woman for voicing her opinion.

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Piggy was mainly focused on the war, but he still found some time to spar with his piss stained teeth.

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Piggy chastises Putin for not thinking things through. This is coming from a man who sued 60 anonymous scamps over the mean things they wrote on the internet and wasted over $150k as a result.

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Mr Moonface said:
Piggy continues to oink about the Ghost of Kyiv.
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I can understand him talking about it, it's a fairly common topic when it comes to the war. His vision of it, a version that I have no idea how he expects be taken seriously given his total lack of background on the subject, I have a much dimmer view of.

This is like taking that story about polish calvary charging nazis tanks with lances, and then claiming that they did it in the names of women's rights or something.

Also, lol at the guy "going don't answer if it would put her at risk". Assuming that a random American Twitter addict would have any useful information on the Ukrainian air force is stupid. Assuming he knows more than the Russian air force does to the point of having compromising information is so stupid it makes me think the guy is asking is a pat sockpuppet setting up his main account's stupid batwomen joke.
 
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The "Ghost of Kyiv" rumor turned out to be totally fake. So, in light of that, I'd just like to point out it's pretty fucked up we're already romanticizing this conflict and making up urban legends and superheroes out of it. This isn't a Marvel movie, it doesn't have cool characters and villains, it's a real war that's effecting people's lives.

At least wait a year before you start fetishizing it, Jeezus.
 
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Therealhomor said:
The "Ghost of Kyiv" rumor turned out to be totally fake. So, in light of that, I'd just like to point out it's pretty fucked up we're already romanticizing this conflict and making up urban legends and superheroes out of it. This isn't a Marvel movie, it doesn't have cool characters and villains, it's a real war that's effecting people's lives.

At least wait a year before you start fetishizing it, Jeezus.
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Feel free to moai me for this, but it's because the establishment only has Marvel movies to motivate people into jingoism. This is all just regime propaganda for an Amerifat audience which has no genuine heroes or causes to believe in.

So, people like Fat.
 
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Therealhomor said:
The "Ghost of Kyiv" rumor turned out to be totally fake. So, in light of that, I'd just like to point out it's pretty fucked up we're already romanticizing this conflict and making up urban legends and superheroes out of it. This isn't a Marvel movie, it doesn't have cool characters and villains, it's a real war that's effecting people's lives.

At least wait a year before you start fetishizing it, Jeezus.
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It gets worse
 
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He's encouraging Ukrainian citizens to put themselves in danger...

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Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "Fun fact, #Ukraine: A water balloon…

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He's actually enjoying this war. What a psychopath, fat too.

Someone points out how stupid it is to encourage civilians to sabotage tanks, Pat counts their followers in response.

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Edit: Now he's making the war all about himself.

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