Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Formerly Trucks]

Niki and the bulldog visit the fabled Pepperoni Tunnel



When I was making this edit, I couldn’t get over the pork rind nature of Piggy’s ear. Christ he’s fat.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

More evidence that piggy reads this thread. People are shitting on his "writing ability" pretty hard today, piggy decides to brag to make himself feel better:

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You have to assume that everything he does these days is in response to some valid criticism of him by somebody, whether here or on Twitter. The recent vacation, for example, was Pat trying to pretend that he has no financial problems even as the amount of money he must #PayQuasi increases by the day and the pests inform more people about it on Twitter all the time. It also allows him to pretend that any appeal he ever had to Niki is not actually evaporating by the day as he continues to be relentlessly owned by the pests.

 

[instythot]

You have to assume that everything he does these days is in response to some valid criticism of him by somebody, whether here or on Twitter. The recent vacation, for example, was Pat trying to pretend that he has no financial problems even as the amount of money he must #PayQuasi increases by the day and the pests inform more people about it on Twitter all the time. It also allows him to pretend that any appeal he ever had to Niki is not actually evaporating by the day as he continues to be relentlessly owned by the pests.

It's either that or he's actually getting high on his own Dickens grave robbery and desecration supply and he's got the kind of full on chub for those fifty pages that is usually reserved for his corner time while a better man plows his lesbian wife

 

[kaien]

I believe something called cyberpunk addressed these issues in great detail. Unfortunately almost nobody actually understood it and think that cyberpunk meant eternal existence as Hot Topic refugees with artificially colored hair, rather than understanding it as the bitter rants of technophobic dudes like William Gibson who wrote Neuromancer on a Hermes manual portable typewriter from the fucking 20s.

The trouble is that too many people read those books when they were children instead of when they were adults. (Myself among them.) You go back and read Snow Crash when you're a grown-up, the part that really resonates isn't any of the corny VR samurai shit, it's the chapter about YT's mom and her horrible job.

 

[AnOminous]

Unfortunately, I am mostly familiar with cyberpunk through the Billy Idol album of the same name

Billy Faggot is a newfag.

The trouble is that too many people read those books when they were children instead of when they were adults. (Myself among them.) You go back and read Snow Crash when you're a grown-up, the part that really resonates isn't any of the corny VR samurai shit, it's the chapter about YT's mom and her horrible job.

This is why to re-read things that really impressed you earlier in your life. You'll suddenly notice wait, I thought this book was about this but instead it was about this! Or sometimes you'll just realize it really sucked and you had horrible taste because you were a retarded CHIIIIIILD. You know, like Piers Anthony. Anyone else remember suddenly realizing Piers Anthony was not just a horrible writer but a disgusting pervert too?

Does anyone even like this guy's writing though? It's astoundingly bad. It's like if you made a Bulwer-Lytton contest but it was just for really pathetic, incomprehensible SF. Does he even have an unironic fandom? I bet he does. Even absolutely dreadful writers do.

Anyway if you find it, you will probably need a microscope of some sort, please back it up before the idiots who humiliated themselves by stanning this absolute retard delete everything.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Billy Faggot is a newfag.

This is why to re-read things that really impressed you earlier in your life. You'll suddenly notice wait, I thought this book was about this but instead it was about this! Or sometimes you'll just realize it really sucked and you had horrible taste because you were a retarded CHIIIIIILD. You know, like Piers Anthony. Anyone else remember suddenly realizing Piers Anthony was not just a horrible writer but a disgusting pervert too?

Does anyone even like this guy's writing though? It's astoundingly bad. It's like if you made a Bulwer-Lytton contest but it was just for really pathetic, incomprehensible SF. Does he even have an unironic fandom? I bet he does. Even absolutely dreadful writers do.

Anyway if you find it, you will probably need a microscope of some sort, please back it up before the idiots who humiliated themselves by stanning this absolute retard delete everything.

Probably the most shocking thing for me was when I learned Dave Eddings abused foster kids which sucks.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

I've checked my compellation of Patrick S. Tomlinson photos, and I'm not a rocket scientist, but he appears to be really fat.

He's so fat he could be seen from Mar's. What's that? It's always been spelled like that, atalke'r.

 

[Law]

Since Vonnegut died? I'm pretty sure that would be yes

Well we didn't lose Ursula K. LeGuin until 2018.
After that though? Yeah, RIP.

You go back and read Snow Crash when you're a grown-up, the part that really resonates isn't any of the corny VR samurai shit, it's the chapter about YT's mom and her horrible job.

I tried reading William Gibson as a teenager with "Pattern Recognition", couldn't get through it, but really loved his books once I was older and tried them again.
Sadly I was already an adult once I tried reading "Snow Crash" and nothing has ever made me angrier than the name Hiro Protagonist.
And now, to stay on topic, Patrick probably hates Neal Stephenson because he wishes that he thought of the pizza mafia first. Because as a fat man he loves pizza, and as a twitter addict who is constantly embroiled in slapfights he wishes he could use mafia tactics to get his enemies to shut up.

 

[Ophelia]

Probably the most shocking thing for me was when I learned Dave Eddings abused foster kids which sucks.

Aw fuck. For me it was the reveals about Marion Zimmer Bradley.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Aw fuck. For me it was the reveals about Marion Zimmer Bradley.

Anyone with more than 2 names should be automatically suspect.

 

[Johnny Salami]

In honor of Cinco de Mayo, I'm trying to figure out what the classic line from OP-- "You're fat and gay and I farted in your wife's vagina"-- is in Spanish. I haven't touched Spanish since grade school so I'm useless here. Google Translate yields Eres gordo y gay* ai pedo en la vagina de tu esposa, but I assume that's kinda butchered and there's probably a better way to render it.



*Maricon is just colloquial, right?

"Eres gordo y un joto y me eche un pedo el la vagina de tu esposa"

Angsty fedora-tipping atheist Fatrick might be my favorite, even more than interventionist military expert General Fatton. He gets supremely overconfident and high on his own farts about these mindblowing 13-year-old atheist takes that are just retarded and asinine or straight up wrong. He's also been reposting his twelve tweet diatribe about "THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE REFUTATION TO ABORTION NOBODY PRO-LIFE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO DISPUTE THIS" that basically just amounts to if there were a burning building with live embryos and a baby you would save the baby.

Fatrick should be somehow temporally frozen in like 2007 where he probably would have been right at home in the obnoxious atheist debater youtube community and his tough guy posturing would have been appropriately accompanied with a samurai sword and trenchcoat.

We were robbed of am alternate timeline where Warski challenged Fatrick to a fight like Tonka Saw
"Whyd you back out of the fight in front of 1000s of people Fatrick?"
"I did so such thing, child"

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Patrick shares stuff on Twitter that sounds like you'd tell it to your mom. Literally no one else on the planet is impressed by your fence-building, or insipid insights about turn signals.

 

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Patrick shares stuff on Twitter that sounds like you'd tell it to your mom. Literally no one else on the planet is impressed by your fence-building, or insipid insights about turn signals.

Because Fat Rick DID tell his mom, that's how Mama Raven knew he was a special boy.

 

[John_Smith]

Good writers are also good readers. It may be like painters who copied the masters in order to learn to be good at the craft. Good writers read a lot. Piggy doesn't read, and his writing reflects that.

In honor of Cinco de Mayo, I'm trying to figure out what the classic line from OP-- "You're fat and gay and I farted in your wife's vagina"-- is in Spanish. I haven't touched Spanish since grade school so I'm useless here. Google Translate yields Eres gordo y gay* ai pedo en la vagina de tu esposa, but I assume that's kinda butchered and there's probably a better way to render it.

*Maricon is just colloquial, right?

Maricón grueso, Fíjate que a tu mujer yo le hacía pedos en el coño. ( or la coneja if you want to confuse him a bit. ) Ademas, tienes tetonas de perra. Espera tranquilamente, muchachito, tranquilamente es clave. Not quite up to Real Academia Española standards, but it may work.

 

[Nightmare Friends]

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Ive been laughing at this for 5 minutes. He literally cannot leave any allegation unanswered hahaha

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

I don't remember who to give credit to for this one

 

[r00]

Also he's completely fucking wrong about the religion thing. Obviously you aren't going to have the same names, origin myths, etc. but even tribes isolated since before civilization come up with remarkably similar universal themes, as discussed most popularly by Joseph Campbell.

He's the same kind of piece of shit that would write this one day, and the next would be sucking ibn-al haytham's clipped middle Eastern cock because he was a marginalized Islamic poc scientist.
Getting anything out of religious texts requires a level of nuanced thinking and abstraction that an autistic capeshit fanboy like pat is simply incapable of. He would gladly latch onto the flimsiest interpretations of any given scripture just to be deny the possibility of any intellectual value whatsoever because he is a child-brained, illiterate simpleton.

 

[Puddinghead]

He's the same kind of piece of shit that would write this one day, and the next would be sucking ibn-al haytham's clipped middle Eastern cock because he was a marginalized Islamic poc scientist.
Getting anything out of religious texts requires a level of nuanced thinking and abstraction that an autistic capeshit fanboy like pat is simply incapable of. He would gladly latch onto the flimsiest interpretations of any given scripture just to be deny the possibility of any intellectual value whatsoever because he is a child-brained, illiterate simpleton.

If I were a faggot I would also say it's a racist attitude that marginalises the voices of colonised people who shared knowledge through stories. It's just such a moronic take on so many levels that it demonstrates how ignorant this pseudo-intellectual swine really is. Moviebob is fat, but at least has some semblance of intelligence (as warped as it is) and can write at a high school level. Patrick is just fat and stupid.

 

[Nod Flenders]

“you see children, i like to fuck many different people at once”
“Our sacred holy marriages are on the line!”

Attend to your lesbian fatRick

Patrick defending a pedo. How am I not surprised.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I am sickened by their vacation photos.



Homeless street shitters are not pooping in public just so tourist assholes like Patrick S. Tomlinson and Niki Robinson can get humblebrag selfies. “We’re cultured, we travel domestic and expose ourselves to diverse cultures!” Yeah, and to diverse airborne gastrointestinal diseases.

As for religion, Fat Rick regurgitating tired online atheist tropes as if they’re mic drop “oh shit” moments is shredding my sides. I’m surprised he didn’t conclude that pinned tweet with “CASE CLASED!!!” You know, because this “really good at it” “author” makes multiple basic spelling and grammar errors every day.

You can tell Fat knows literally nothing about specific religions. I’d love to bump into him IRL and ask him if he knows that the Oral Torah wasn’t transcribed at all until 188 CE, after nearly 2000 years of purely oral transmission from fathers to sons and rabbis to students. There is no practical way to extinguish a religion with literally millennia of oral law and tradition that continues to this day, dipshit. (Short of killing every Jew on the planet, which his cringe standup routine suggests he’d like to.)

But I have a feeling Fat knows less than nothing about Abrahamic religions, their respective origins or histories. He just cribbed some quotes from atheism forums 20 years ago and has been copying and pasting them ever since. I know multiple guys who frequented those forums for years as staunch atheists — forums that were dominated by morons like Fat. It made them wonder if they could possibly share a world view with such massive fucktards. That started them digging deeper and eventually developing religious beliefs. I do not share their specific respective faiths but we do enjoy making fun of wannabe edgelord atheists like Patty.