Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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AnOminous said:
that nigga eatin beans dog food.

I bet he eats cat food and rat pellets too.

I hear he has a subscription service where they send him cans of different varieties of animal feces every month and devours them all the first day.
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Not rat pellets, but rather rat feces. I can understand your confusion, since Piggy refers to them as 'ghetto rice' . He serves them in a Milwaukee version of the Louisiana classic Red Beans and Rice. We can all figure out what he uses instead of Andouille sausage.
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Nota Bene: In the Lappening photo, Piggy is drinking a Miller Lite. he routinely denies drinking Miller Lite. Piggy is not wearing any shoes. Why?! Was that photo taken in a basement or garage, and who walks around in stocking feet on unfinished and stained concrete?

Whoever took it was doing God's work.

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ETA in response to below. Piggy finished in the top 77% of the class, so practically a valedictorian, child.
 
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Dan's podcast has started. I'll try and provide a summary as it happens.

- Dan apparently texted Patrick before the podcast started, so piggy knows what is coming. Pat told Dan through text that he 'stole the information.'
- Dan had a source get legal documents about Patrick, the source will not be appearing on the cast tonight.
- Nothing illegal has been done. Dan said Pat will try and DMCA the show.
- Dan has Patrick's HIGH SCHOOL REPORT CARD!

These caps are pretty shit because they're from youtube. I'll replace them when Dan posts them to the forums.

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- Pat finished 87th out 113 students. Did not participate in any school clubs or activities.

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- Pat's freshman year first semester of high school. Grade is the third letter along. So in English this year he got a B. He failed 1st year algebra 1 with a D.

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- His second semester of freshman year. Oh dear... Pat failed health class... Shocking!

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Sophomore year first semester. Dan had to have someone darken this section as it was pretty hard to read. Piggy failed Geometry, Trans Tech (whatever that is), and Spanish. Oh no!

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Sophomore year second semester. Pat's GPA is apparently under retard level now? I'm not American so I don't know the specifics. He got an F for Geometry. He also failed English (LOL), Biology, and US history. That phys ed grade looks like an F but apparently is actually a B according to the GPA score.

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Junior year first semester. An improvement for sure but he's still too retarded to do math.

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Junior year second semester. Still failing math and still can't problem solve. Barely scraped by in English.

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Senior year first semester. Pat's problems with math and science continues, again barely scraped by in English class. Pat claims to be an expert on space travel and jet propulsion, couldn't even pass high school physics.

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Senior year second semester. F in chemistry and physics. C- in English again.

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In summary, Pat didn't pass one real high school math class. I've been told that the 'Problem Solving' classes in Wisconsin are basically math for retards, and he failed many of those as well. Despite calling himself an authority on science, the only science class Pat passed was biology with a C-. He claims to be an expert on jet propulsion systems but ended up with an F for physics. The published author failed English a couple of times and in his senior year managed a C- twice.

TLDR: Pat is a retard and this document confirms it.

I've attached the full PDF to this post. Someone just released it on the OnA Forums. Here are the caps:

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And the photoshops have started:

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Mr Moonface said:
Dan's podcast has started. I'll try and provide a summary as it happens.

- Dan apparently texted Patrick before the podcast started, so piggy knows what is coming. Pat told Dan through text that he 'stole the information.'
- Dan had a source get legal documents about Patrick, the source will not be appearing on the cast tonight.
- Nothing illegal has been done. Dan said Pat will try and DMCA the show.
- Dan has Patrick's HIGH SCHOOL REPORT CARD!

These caps are pretty shit because they're from youtube. I'll replace them when Dan posts them to the forums.

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- Pat finished 87th out 113 students. Did not participate in any school clubs or activities.

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While Rick's academic and extracurricular is completely unsurprising, I am genuinely surprised high schools keep this kinda stuff around.
 
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Health D+. Yeah, we knew it. Love his performance in the sciences. As the courses got harder, his grades deteriorated. His final GPA was 1.784. Not even a C student. Remember, Piggy claims an IQ of 130-ish.

@Mr Moonface, in the US, GPAs are 4=A, 3= B, 2=C, 1=D and 0=F (failed). Piggy is a C-/D+ student. His school may have used tracking too, but I cannot see it on the transcript. Tracking is the difficulty level of courses, the lowest level is Slow Average, then Average, then Above Average, Honors and finally Gifted. Not all systems use these terms or have a gifted level. Piggy would have been in average or slow average for most of the courses.
 
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John_Smith said:
Health D+. Yeah, we knew it. Love his performance in the sciences. As the courses got harder, his grades deteriorated. His final GPA was 1.784. Not even a C student. Remember, Piggy claims an IQ of 130-ish.
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You don't get it man. Rick wasn't a dumb loser in high school, he was a classic underachieving outsider like Matthew Broderick in WarGames.
 
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TheSockiestSock said:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STOP RESPONDING HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?
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He secretly loves us and the attention he gets from trolls. Many people who are overly invested in politisperging desperately want to be seen as much a victim as the people they claim to speak for. In his adipose saturated brain, having a bunch of trolls accomplishes that.
 
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