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It will never not be funny that there is a photo of Pringles Can Jon stealing Patrick's wife right in front of him.
Pat is also very fat.
Pat is also very fat.
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Pretty sure most religions in the world have survived due to oral traditions. This dude thinks totally illiterate people were reading holy canons for thousands of years?View attachment 3253627
This is a man who clearly hasn't read Dune
What a photo. Can you even imagine your woman doing that right in front of you. His hands are literally on her ass and hips. They’re looking right at him too. I know this is old news for the Rascals and Pat veterans but it just kind of hit me today the gravity of the scene lmao.and his cringe Internet militant atheism rhetoric also seems stuck in the past by over a decade, almost as if something happened around that time that left him emotionally stunted and psychologically devastated
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He had a habit of occasionally writing an at least decent book as the first of a series, which would then immediately descend into utter shit. I can't imagine even reading a Xanth book after the first dozen or so. Another thing with Anthony is once you saw half of his shit is thinly disguised fetishes, you couldn't unsee it. You'd just be thinking he jerked off to this didn't he?Last I checked there were over 40 of them, and that's just one of his series.
that nigga eatinlol the nigga be eatin dog food n shit
That's disgusting if true, which it is.I hear he has a subscription service where they send him cans of different varieties of animal feces every month and devours them all the first day.
Now I feel a little bad, having judged the food that Hooligans serves up as slop without realising that fat was making them serve him dog food, I can just imagine the childing those poor waitresses must have received when they questioned why this sweating corpulent creature was demanding a bowl of cesar filet mingon.Fact check: Any food eaten by a pigdog is either pig food or dog food.
Verdict: TRUE.
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Calling Fatrick a bloated ocean sunfish would be accurate, but it's not as evocative as calling him a lazy pig.You know I'm getting real tired of people calling Fat here a pig, a pig is a useful intelligent creature that when slaughtered produces such delicacies as bacon pork chops hams etc I'm sure if someone where to slaughter Fat Rick his meat would taste rancid probably from sucking all those negro farts out of Nikki's vagina.
Pat has all the humor of the ruined asshole of a child rape victim.He should have stolen it verbatim. The original was mildly amusing because that guy stuck to the Dickensian language of Oliver Twist. Fat dropped the reference and it falls flat, like all of his “comedy.” He has a preternatural knack for being unfunny. Patty’s jokes are good at one thing: delivering the humor equivalent of a ruined orgasm. Probably another fetish of his.
Have no other gods before Fat. Amen.On second thought, I get Fat's atheism now. I too would struggle to believe there was a god if my life were as pathetic as his.
That's a lie and I will no longer allow such falsehoods to be spread about Mr. Tomlinson.that nigga eatinbeansdog food.
I bet he eats cat food and rat pellets too.
I hear he has a subscription service where they send him cans of different varieties of animal feces every month and devours them all the first day.
Yep, he'd be sympathetic, a victim even, if he wasn't such a stupid, petty, and dishonest dickhead.I’m delighted to have taught Patrick the term edgelord last night. He’s using it already!
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Be honest: Can you blame a person who lost his wife and happiness to another man — right in front of him — for being so intellectually insecure and miserable? He thinks Twitter dopamine hits will fill the void, but nothing will. Not beer, not his pepperoni hobby, not his cross-eyed dyke beard of a runner-up wife, and certainly not losing hundreds of thousands of dollars in frivolous lawsuits. If he weren’t such a fat piece of shit, I’d almost feel sorry for this pitiful specimen.
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