Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Overheard somebody mentioning something about pepperoni today and it was hard to resist going "wrong child, you know nothing about the secrets of delicious pepperoni!"

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This is a man who clearly hasn't read Dune
Pretty sure most religions in the world have survived due to oral traditions. This dude thinks totally illiterate people were reading holy canons for thousands of years?
 
and his cringe Internet militant atheism rhetoric also seems stuck in the past by over a decade, almost as if something happened around that time that left him emotionally stunted and psychologically devastated
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What a photo. Can you even imagine your woman doing that right in front of you. His hands are literally on her ass and hips. They’re looking right at him too. I know this is old news for the Rascals and Pat veterans but it just kind of hit me today the gravity of the scene lmao.

He’s a cuck bitch, there’s no other explanation. Everything Fat has done since is to overcompensate for being too weak…..too weak to be a real man, and too weak to keep the only woman he ever loved, Nikki.

Unfortunatley Nikki thought he was a disgusting skinny-fat pig and regretted having his baby. She made the right decision and is now happy, while Pat owes 40,000 to Quasi and is a nigger.
 
Last I checked there were over 40 of them, and that's just one of his series.
He had a habit of occasionally writing an at least decent book as the first of a series, which would then immediately descend into utter shit. I can't imagine even reading a Xanth book after the first dozen or so. Another thing with Anthony is once you saw half of his shit is thinly disguised fetishes, you couldn't unsee it. You'd just be thinking he jerked off to this didn't he?
 
lol the nigga be eatin dog food n shit
that nigga eatin beans dog food.

I bet he eats cat food and rat pellets too.

I hear he has a subscription service where they send him cans of different varieties of animal feces every month and devours them all the first day.
 
You know I'm getting real tired of people calling Fat here a pig, a pig is a useful intelligent creature that when slaughtered produces such delicacies as bacon pork chops hams etc I'm sure if someone were to slaughter Fat Rick his meat would taste rancid probably from sucking all those negro farts out of Nikki's vagina.
 
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Fact check: Any food eaten by a pigdog is either pig food or dog food.

Verdict: TRUE.

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Now I feel a little bad, having judged the food that Hooligans serves up as slop without realising that fat was making them serve him dog food, I can just imagine the childing those poor waitresses must have received when they questioned why this sweating corpulent creature was demanding a bowl of cesar filet mingon.
 

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You know I'm getting real tired of people calling Fat here a pig, a pig is a useful intelligent creature that when slaughtered produces such delicacies as bacon pork chops hams etc I'm sure if someone where to slaughter Fat Rick his meat would taste rancid probably from sucking all those negro farts out of Nikki's vagina.
Calling Fatrick a bloated ocean sunfish would be accurate, but it's not as evocative as calling him a lazy pig.
 
He should have stolen it verbatim. The original was mildly amusing because that guy stuck to the Dickensian language of Oliver Twist. Fat dropped the reference and it falls flat, like all of his “comedy.” He has a preternatural knack for being unfunny. Patty’s jokes are good at one thing: delivering the humor equivalent of a ruined orgasm. Probably another fetish of his.
Pat has all the humor of the ruined asshole of a child rape victim.
 
I’m delighted to have taught Patrick the term edgelord last night. He’s using it already!

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Be honest: Can you blame a person who lost his wife and happiness to another man — right in front of him — for being so intellectually insecure and miserable? He thinks Twitter dopamine hits will fill the void, but nothing will. Not beer, not his pepperoni hobby, not his cross-eyed dyke beard of a runner-up wife, and certainly not losing hundreds of thousands of dollars in frivolous lawsuits. If he weren’t such a fat piece of shit, I’d almost feel sorry for this pitiful specimen.

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that nigga eatin beans dog food.

I bet he eats cat food and rat pellets too.

I hear he has a subscription service where they send him cans of different varieties of animal feces every month and devours them all the first day.
That's a lie and I will no longer allow such falsehoods to be spread about Mr. Tomlinson.

He allows the animal feces to mature before he devours them, stalker.
 
I’m delighted to have taught Patrick the term edgelord last night. He’s using it already!

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Be honest: Can you blame a person who lost his wife and happiness to another man — right in front of him — for being so intellectually insecure and miserable? He thinks Twitter dopamine hits will fill the void, but nothing will. Not beer, not his pepperoni hobby, not his cross-eyed dyke beard of a runner-up wife, and certainly not losing hundreds of thousands of dollars in frivolous lawsuits. If he weren’t such a fat piece of shit, I’d almost feel sorry for this pitiful specimen.

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Yep, he'd be sympathetic, a victim even, if he wasn't such a stupid, petty, and dishonest dickhead.

Also he eats dogfood, straight from the tin.
 
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