Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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At least Bob had a job on a site people know about. Calling me sub-human or something similar wouldn't bother me as much as a grown ass man trying to treat me like a child.

Eugenics isn't a death threat because certain people wouldn't be born in the first place. It's proactive abortion.
I don't want to cross pollute the thread but feel the need to correct you that Bob didn't just wish for eugenics, he tweeted that it was a shame COVID wouldn't infect only the heartland.
 
It's been busy around here with OPL getting arrested for fucking his mother but I feel that it's wrong to neglect Fatrick. I think he has a bigger ego than Chris "I am a literal goddess" Chan.

And is objectively, factually, fat.

Also, more subjectively, looks pretty gay. Not gay enough to actually be out and proud, but the looks like the kind of gay where you have failed marriages, don't raise your kids and use it all as a cover while you post ads that you're a "str8 guy looking to suck cock of other str8 guys in the park, hmu"
 
This is probably a good time to remind everyone Patrick event tried to start his on YouTube series at one point.

40 odd thousand twitter followers, and he can't even get 100 of them to subscribe to his YouTube channel. Pathetic and fat.

Why niki hasn't divorced him yet is a mystery. She must be some kind of masochist.

Imagine waking up next to this embarrassment every single day, hearing his bullshit takes, watching him humiliate himself on twitter and still not thinking you could do better.
 
40 odd thousand twitter followers, and he can't even get 100 of them to subscribe to his YouTube channel. Pathetic and fat.

Why niki hasn't divorced him yet is a mystery. She must be some kind of masochist.

Imagine waking up next to this embarrassment every single day, hearing his bullshit takes, watching him humiliate himself on twitter and still not thinking you could do better.
Like any woman who cucks their husband she probably likes the sense of control she gets. Notice how we rarely see photos of them together anymore. Like last photo we got of him at the bar he was alone.
 
Bob
  • A genetic dead end who isn't polluting the world with his genes.
  • Used Mario to write a book about how pathetic his life is
  • Perfectly comfortable with being a fat ass
  • Knows how to use his Internet infamy to make income
Patrick
  • Only reason why his kid has a decent shot at life is because father isn't in the picture
  • Wrote some shitty book nobody cares about
  • Pretends to be a tough guy to cope with being a fat ass
  • Subpoenaed websites to try and find a guy who allegedly dropped a piece of lunch meat in front of his house
Another similarity between the two is their chronic health problems. Bob has his diabetes and bruised feet, and Pat started taking blood pressure meds during his early thirties. This was before Pat's morbid obesity, so it was probably something hereditary.
 
Like any woman who cucks their husband she probably likes the sense of control she gets. Notice how we rarely see photos of them together anymore. Like last photo we got of him at the bar he was alone.

They have an arrangement, child:

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@Mr Moonface Do you know if the Asian child prostitute excerpt (yes, folks, I'm sorry to inform you that's really a thing) from The Ark is still around? Or was that lost on the last forum? Maybe he was just getting "releases" as "research." Either way, LOL sex trafficking victims.
 
They have an arrangement, child:

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@Mr Moonface Do you know if the Asian child prostitute excerpt (yes, folks, I'm sorry to inform you that's really a thing) from The Ark is still around? Or was that lost on the last forum? Maybe he was just getting "releases" as "research." Either way, LOL sex trafficking victims.
I didn't even know about that, what a creep.

I'll be honest, the book dedications I posted a few pages back are the deepest I've gotten into his stuff. I actually tried to read one of them, don't remember which one, but Pat literally has no voice as a writer. Stephen King's On Writing is responsible for many crimes, including Pat's writing career.
 
This is probably a good time to remind everyone Patrick event tried to start his on YouTube series at one point.

>93 subscribers
>26k lifetime views

Rate me TMI if you must but I, a literal nobody internet autist, actually have more views on my YouTube channel than Fatrick, and I don't even have uploads in the double digits.

How embarrassing.
 
>93 subscribers
>26k lifetime views

Rate me TMI if you must but I, a literal nobody internet autist, actually have more views on my YouTube channel than Fatrick, and I don't even have uploads in the double digits.

How embarrassing.
268 dislikes on a video with only 2,452 views is some amazing engagement, though.
 
>93 subscribers
>26k lifetime views

Rate me TMI if you must but I, a literal nobody internet autist, actually have more views on my YouTube channel than Fatrick, and I don't even have uploads in the double digits.

How embarrassing.
His lack of engagement everywhere else on the internet besides twitter is hilarious.

Follower count is Patrick's favorite metric for success, so it has to sting that he gets less engagement as a well known political firebrand than zero-effort personal accounts get by accident.

Even the majority of his twitter posts get shockingly low engagement relative to his followers. 12 likes on his pinned tweet is pathetic

It just goes to show what a repellent blob of shit he is.
 
His lack of engagement everywhere else on the internet besides twitter is hilarious.

Follower count is Patrick's favorite metric for success, so it has to sting that he gets less engagement as a well known political firebrand than zero-effort personal accounts get by accident.

Even the majority of his twitter posts get shockingly low engagement relative to his followers. 12 likes on his pinned tweet is pathetic

It just goes to show what a repellent blob of shit he is.
He reminds me of recently mentioned fellow Internet Ubermensch MovieBob, who also struggles to get his engagement into double-digits on Twitter, despite boasting a respectable 30k followers and tweeting non-fucking-stop every hour God gives.
 
His lack of engagement everywhere else on the internet besides twitter is hilarious.

Follower count is Patrick's favorite metric for success, so it has to sting that he gets less engagement as a well known political firebrand than zero-effort personal accounts get by accident.

Even the majority of his twitter posts get shockingly low engagement relative to his followers. 12 likes on his pinned tweet is pathetic

It just goes to show what a repellent blob of shit he is.
He also heavily advertised his YouTube channel on his Twitter back when he used to post videos. It would appear that his totally organic following of 45k+ followers is not interested in 2 minute drills or Japanese ramen tea even though it's the exact same content that he shits out on Twitter. Or reference my entire YouTube channel is videos making fun of him and I have more than twice the number of subscribers that he has
 
Pat's twitter following is suspicious in itself. Here is Pat's follower count over time.

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At one point he did go viral for his abortion tweet, I'll certainly give him that. But since then he's been bleeding followers at a reliable rate, except for small increases of a few hundred followers once or twice a month. These gains occur despite the fact that Pat hasn't gone viral with anything for years now. The popular theory is that he is buying followers, no conclusive proof of this however.

Fun side topic, there is a user on the other forums who takes a daily snapshot of Pat's socialblade, posts his follower losses, and mocks him for it. She has found herself added to the lawsuit for this.

Yes, Patrick S. Tomlinson is actually suing someone for mocking his twitter follower count.
 
He's been on Goodreads fighting with a troll for the past 24 hours.

 
He's been on Goodreads fighting with a troll for the past 24 hours.

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Be sure to always archive his stuff since he'll delete it and so will Goodreads. We don't want to lose everything like Onaforums did.
 
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