Dramacow Paul Weimer / "Uncle" Paul Weimer / PrinceJvstin - Sci-fi nerd who likes to photograph little girl's undergarments, hated by his family

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except that it's not original - it's a paraphrased quote from "Dune" (the 1984 film, not the book), and there are countless other "it is by caffeine alone" mantras on the internet

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“Bring me that young fellow we bought …with the lovely eyes. Drug him well. I don’t feel like wrestling.”
- Baron Vladimir "Uncle Paul" Harkonnen

This whole picture is a mess:
- Baron Paul's eyes full of lust
- The quotes in "uncle"
- Willy Wonka playing in the back... yuck

I couldn't make it worse if I tried... At this point, you gotta consider the possibility he does this on purpose. I mean... think about it: why the hell would he public admit he lied about not going to Molestnam?
 
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“Bring me that young fellow we bought …with the lovely eyes. Drug him well. I don’t feel like wrestling.”
- Baron Vladimir "Uncle Paul" Harkonnen

This whole picture is a mess:
- Baron Paul's eyes full of lust
- The quotes in "uncle"
- Willy Wonka playing in the back... yuck

I couldn't make it worse if I tried... At this point, you gotta consider the possibility he does this on purpose. I mean... think about it: why the hell would he public admit he lied about not going to Molestnam?
Jesus christ

Paul is such a distressing individual. The red flags are everywhere
 
He looks like he's up against a prison wall getting his headshot for the sex offender registry.

It's hard to make 'standing up against a bare brick wall' look creepy, but he managed it. Shit, he knocked it out of the park.

Imagine having that face attached to the penis that's currently violating your young, innocent body.

You know what I don't want at my gaming table? Pedophiles.

"Rocks fall, Paul dies." You just know the DM pulls that in the first ten minutes. I wish I were DM'ing, I'd take his character sheet from him and tear it up real slow, maintaining eye contact the entire time. Sorry, Prince Badtouch, go play at the comics shop with the rest of the friendless sex offenders and awkwardly antisocial single men in their 40's (same thing).
 
Man, can you guys feel it? The electricity in the air?

I can't wait for tomorrow night when Obscura releases the podcast on SFWA for the whole public. I'm just so glad Paul tried to dox and intimidate a man who has killed a pedophile and beaten other to a pulp with his bare hands! No way that could backfire, no sir.

I've heard people in the business call that move "dousing yourself in galosine then jumping head first into a 100 feet high mountain of rakes while it's on fire" aka "doing a Tomlinson".
 
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“Bring me that young fellow we bought …with the lovely eyes. Drug him well. I don’t feel like wrestling.”
- Baron Vladimir "Uncle Paul" Harkonnen

This whole picture is a mess:
- Baron Paul's eyes full of lust
- The quotes in "uncle"
- Willy Wonka playing in the back... yuck

I couldn't make it worse if I tried... At this point, you gotta consider the possibility he does this on purpose. I mean... think about it: why the hell would he public admit he lied about not going to Molestnam?
Ignoring the creepiness in the foreground for a moment, how is it possible to have that huge entertainment center with seemingly limitless shelf space and you just dump everything on top? It seems like more work than just putting things away properly.
 
Man, can you guys feel it? The electricity in the air?

I can't wait for tomorrow night when Obscura releases the podcast on SFWA for the whole public. I'm just so glad Paul tried to dox and intimidate a man who has killed a pedophile and beaten other to a pulp with his bare hands! No way that could backfire, no sir.

I've heard people in the business call that move "dousing yourself in galosine then jumping head first into a 100 feet high mountain of rakes while it's on fire" aka "doing a Tomlinson".
It's out now!
 
Yeah, Paul. It's not that you're ugly, it's you give off nonce vibes. Are you a nonce? I don't know. You certainly do yourself no favors with what you put online. But I've known a lot of awkward and ugly people that others love being around because they are fun, intelligent and sociable and don't give everyone the feeling that in their free time they drive around in a windowless van trying to lure children in with offers of free candy.
 
It's not just your looks, bud. Your mannerisms are deeply unsettling and off-putting as well.
Yeah, Paul. It's not that you're ugly, it's you give off nonce vibes. Are you a nonce? I don't know. You certainly do yourself no favors with what you put online. But I've known a lot of awkward and ugly people that others love being around because they are fun, intelligent and sociable and don't give everyone the feeling that in their free time they drive around in a windowless van trying to lure children in with offers of free candy.
Physiognomy was axed from the sciences not for lack of scientific merit, but because people like Paul stood to lose from it.
 
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