Penis Enhancement Community (r/gettingbigger, r/jelqing) - HARDCORE MALE SELF IMPROVEMENT

[naught sock account 2]

A generation of men with deformed pp will put their autism filled spunk in a downsyndrome riddled womb, both parties having been vaccinated, what in the world could possibly go wrong?

 

[RadicalCentrist]

That's a lot of time spent on a dick calculator, that page is extensive. The data set page lists a whole bunch of dick-measuring studies, among which is a military study in Portugal somewhere between 2000-2004 where someone measured the penises of almost 500 dudes, as well as a 'compulsory inspection' of 3300 Italian teenaged boys. I'm somewhat disappointed, as well as a bit surprised, that the links in those take to what look like very legitimate studies, so they're not, in fact, just the fantasies of a man with a tiny member and a compulsive masturbation habit.

These are my favorite lolcow endeavors: real data, real studies, real work, all for the sake of a thoroughly autistic "calculator."

Reminds me of that deranged anonymous weeb that proved a math theorem about (sub)set theory in order to more efficiently organize his anime. It was subsequently cited in big boy mathematics journals.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Imagine having a dick

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

As a gay bodybuilder, you are absolutely correct. It just manifests as an odd type of homosexuality where they get so obsessed with the male body, and their own, that literally only the other people in those communities would care, and that's who they're trying to impress now instead of women.
Think Bateman flexing at the mirror while fucking some chick.

Kind of sounds like AGPs. But yeah, at the end of the day, it does sound pretty gay to watch a dude stretch his dick all day long. You have a better shot at growing your work by masturbating eith DHT gel.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Are there any methods of making the penis smaller? I wouldn't want to accidentally make a woman feel good

Yes there are.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Are there any methods of making the penis smaller? I wouldn't want to accidentally make a woman feel good

Strangely enough, these methods as well.

 

[ShapelyMutton]

I'm going to have to go on record in defense of CalcSD. It might be the product of people with too much time on their hands or too involved with the minutia of dick size but it addresses insecurities that many men have with real studies about size and preference. The closest they come to selling a product is condom recommendations based on size, they provide explanation as to various methodology used in studies, and all in all they do a decent job of dispelling misconception , urban legend, and shystering. You could take issue with their inclusion of self reported studies at all, especially the r/BDP study, but these are indicated as such in the dataset portion of the site.
It in no way compares to the classic penissizedebate.com

 

[Bugs_Galore]

like kegel balls for women

At risk of being permanently traumatized. What exactly is a kegel ball?

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I'm going to have to go on record in defense of CalcSD. It might be the product of people with too much time on their hands or too involved with the minutia of dick size but it addresses insecurities that many men have with real studies about size and preference. The closest they come to selling a product is condom recommendations based on size, they provide explanation as to various methodology used in studies, and all in all they do a decent job of dispelling misconception , urban legend, and shystering. You could take issue with their inclusion of self reported studies at all, especially the r/BDP study, but these are indicated as such in the dataset portion of the site.
It in no way compares to the classic penissizedebate.com

lol post dick stats faggot

 

[Stasi]

Every day I learn something new on this website and immediately wish I hadn't.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

At risk of being permanently traumatized. What exactly is a kegel ball?

 

[ShapelyMutton]

lol post dick stats faggot

Give me a minute. I made a baseball card for it and need to find it again

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Help, the Jelqing worked too well and I’ve accidentally killed my neighbours due to my seismic schlong

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Are there any methods of making the penis smaller? I wouldn't want to accidentally make a woman feel good

Don't worry your pretty little head about it; the female orgasm is a myth anyway.

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

Infinite cock 'n ball torture just for a tenth of a centimeter.

You say that like it's a bad thing

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Are there any methods of making the penis smaller? I wouldn't want to accidentally make a woman feel good

Reverse Jelqing, of course.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AJelqForYou/comments/lynyvj/are_there_any_risks_to_reverse_jelqing/

Spoiler: Whole Post

Are there any risks to "reverse jelqing"?

What I mean by "reverse jelq" is doing an exercise like a jelq but in the opposite direction, forcing blood back into the body and briefly creating pressure on the base of the penis and behind it.

Might just be my google search skills being weak, but all I can find about it is these two old Thunder's Place forum posts

Reverse Jelq - Thunder's Place

www.thundersplace.org

Reverse Jelqs - (version 2) - Thunder's Place

www.thundersplace.org

The threads had a reply mention something about damaging the valves that regulate bloodflow, but it was regarded as nonsense in other replies.

I am interested in improving base girth (and as a side effect, behind/under the base might improve as well) by doing this, but am wondering if there are any risks of injury from forcing blood to go this way.

I am assuming that I should avoid kegels doing this, like other exercises.

 

[Snusmumriken]

At risk of being permanently traumatized. What exactly is a kegel ball?

Little balls you put up your vagina to (supposedly) tighten the vaginal muscles so sex is more pleasurable for your man.

 

[Lagomorph Lucy]

I don't know that much about dicks, and maybe someone can enlighten me about the ins and outs of God's Most Special Sausages, but this seems like a bad idea? I've read that erectile dysfunction is caused by less blood flow due to constriction of blood vessels over time and that it's exasperated by injury. Homeboy who was wearing his weighted dick as a watch in his gaming chair was really going at that shit. I know penile injuries mostly happen with erections but surely there's some damage being caused by pulling on your soft penis like you're a magician pulling handkerchiefs out of your pocket. It looks like there's substantial evidence that even chronic, furious masturbating can lead to early onset Peyronie's disease.

Searching for ED on some of the subreddits (fuck me running, they have dick stats as flair) turns up men who already have ED and this fun post where this dude talks about exactly how he jerks off.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

Yes there are a lot of injuries that can come about by doing this kind of shit. My friend informed me of a personal penis pump horror story.

 

[pleasegoaway]

A generation of men with deformed pp will put their autism filled spunk in a downsyndrome riddled womb, both parties having been vaccinated, what in the world could possibly go wrong?

That's assuming they won't all die virgins.