Penis Enhancement Community (r/gettingbigger, r/jelqing) - HARDCORE MALE SELF IMPROVEMENT

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I had to Google it but I'm still kinda confused about "jelqing;" do they think just tugging on their dick a lot makes it bigger?
 
Henry Wentworth Akeley said:
I had to Google it but I'm still kinda confused about "jelqing;" do they think just tugging on their dick a lot makes it bigger?
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Jelqing is a very specific technique where you get a half chub, lube up, then as if you are trying to force blood to the tip use your pointer finger and thumb in an OK sign to tug on your dick.
Here’s an informative article on PEGYM.com about it, video included.

 
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not purely PE related (although he has videos on it) but i have remarked before about the popularity of More Plates More Dates and how it is truly disturbing that he has almost a million regular viewers. we have an entire generation of young men who think they need chemically enhanced physiques for women to not hate them with a passion, and who think they will spontaneously explode and turn to mush if they lose their hair. that sounds like hyperbole but look at the comments on his stuff.
 
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not purely PE related (although he has videos on it) but i have remarked before about the popularity of More Plates More Dates and how it is truly disturbing that he has almost a million regular viewers. we have an entire generation of young men who think they need chemically enhanced physiques for women to not hate them with a passion, and who think they will spontaneously explode and turn to mush if they lose their hair. that sounds like hyperbole but look at the comments on his stuff.
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I found this PE stuff through MPMD, and while he’s a retard sometimes I honestly think he’s dissuaded more kids from roids than any psa just by being honest about how it all works.
Either way, I do think his content is interesting and unique, but man can you see the GLL influence in him sometimes. He was a mod there and all, so that was a big part of his past.
 
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Why do these guys think that having absolute tubes of flesh will make women wanna fuck them more or be more satisfied? Hasn't been shown before most women DON'T want to be impaled by extremely large penises and it's mainly guys who want big junk?

This shit is the gayest shit I've ever seen, and I don't say that as an insult. It's an objective fact.
 
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Jolyne THICCujoh said:
Why do these guys think that having absolute tubes of flesh will make women wanna fuck them more or be more satisfied? Hasn't been shown before most women DON'T want to be impaled by extremely large penises and it's mainly guys who want big junk?

This shit is the gayest shit I've ever seen, and I don't say that as an insult. It's an objective fact.
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In my experience, women don’t enjoy sex.
That being said, why jelq if it’s not for the Bros?
 
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Jolyne THICCujoh said:
Why do these guys think that having absolute tubes of flesh will make women wanna fuck them more or be more satisfied? Hasn't been shown before most women DON'T want to be impaled by extremely large penises and it's mainly guys who want big junk?

This shit is the gayest shit I've ever seen, and I don't say that as an insult. It's an objective fact.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if the only sexual experiences these guys have had are watching porn with HUGE MONSTER COCK DESTROYS PUSSY type titles. From what these guys have reported most don’t even have micro penises, which is the only time you won’t please a woman with PIV sex.
 
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Actually, recent studies have confirmed the average male penis size is 16 inches, below that size there is no hope of pleasing a woman.
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if you're over 5% body fat it's over for you

if your max squat is less than 300 kg it's over for you

if you have ever seen a picture of a woman, you're a coomer and it's over for you.

if you sleep on anything other than a bed of nails, it's over for you and you need to buy another jordan peterson book to motivate you to be tougher.

the only way to be a true alpha is to purity spiral your self-improvement to where you no longer enjoy any aspect of life and you have no hobbies outside of autistic fitness obsessions. that's how to get laid.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
Actually, recent studies have confirmed the average male penis size is 16 inches, below that size there is no hope of pleasing a woman.
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It's actually 24 inches. Some even say it's 32 but I'm sceptical. These numbers are still way below average in nearly every country (even Japan!). It's not possible to please women with such a sad, tiny worm.
 
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But does it work?
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Apparently the penis pump method works for increasing flaccid, but it makes your dick look weird. There's a subset of gay porn twitter where the guys who have increased their size just show off constantly. I remember asking a (degenerate coomer) friend why one of these twitter guy's dick looked so weird and distended on the lower half and he immediately recognized it as the result of penis pumping
 
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