Peppermint Swirl Feature Containment Thread

[Checkerboard Hero]

I would like to provide my sincere condolences for everyone who witnessed The Big Gay War in chat today, we lost a lot of lives but in the end we came together to fight the common enemy. If you were not there for The Big Gay War, you are one of the lucky few.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Since you are an author of MLP fanfic, @Peppermint Swirl, and seem to want to become a pony and go to Equestria, what are your thoughts on the Conversion Bureau stories?

 

[There Is Light At The End]

For some reason this faggot pedophile is spamming the kiwi farms telegram

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It's a fucking recolour. God, it does takes me back. Welcome to late 00s, early 10s of Internet, where Tumblr is still exist as containment zone for mentally unstable teenage girls and deviantart is a pool of recolours and OCs

Looks familiar?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

As long as I live, people like you seethe. This site is the greatest protection to prevent me committing suicide. Give me more negative energy, I use photosynthesis to convert it into power.

That isn't how photosynthesis works though.

 

[Vecr]

Since you are an author of MLP fanfic, @Peppermint Swirl, and seem to want to become a pony and go to Equestria, what are your thoughts on the Conversion Bureau stories?

Conversion Bureau sounds really stupid, probably worse than Friendship is Optimal.

 

[Idiotus Maximus]

I'm not one to wish death on people.

Luckily you don't qualify as a person. Neck yourself you pedo cocksucker.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I'd suggest getting a life and a job, but then that would involve him presumably within range of children, and we can't have that now can we?

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

If they supervised him around the horses, being sent to the Amish for a year would work away all of his overthinking. You can tell someone's priorities aren't straight when they spend all day wishing to be a magic cartoon pony from a kids show.

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

As long as I live, people like you seethe. This site is the greatest protection to prevent me committing suicide. Give me more negative energy, I use photosynthesis to convert it into power.

Kill bronies. Behead bronies. Roundhouse kick a brony into the concrete. Slam dunk a brony baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bronies. Defecate in a brony's food. Launch bronies into the sun. Stir fry bronies in a wok. Toss bronies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a brony's gas tank. Judo throw bronies into a wood chipper. Twist bronies' heads off. Report bronies to the IRS. Karate chop bronies in half. Curb stomp pregnant pegasisters. Trap bronies in quicksand. Crush bronies in the trash compactor. Liquefy bronies in a vat of acid. Eat bronies. Dissect bronies. Exterminate bronies in the gas chamber. Stomp brony skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bronies in the oven. Lobotomize bronies. Mandatory abortions for bronies. Grind brony fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bronies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bronies with a ray gun. Kick old bronies down the stairs. Feed bronies to alligators. Slice bronies with a katana.

 

[Secret Boots]

Any male who likes MLP past the age of 13 is automatically a gay retard autist. It's fate.

 

[Racist Parrot]

As long as I live, people like you seethe. This site is the greatest protection to prevent me committing suicide. Give me more negative energy, I use photosynthesis to convert it into power.

How do you think we're mad? Your failure as a man is hilarious. Keep going.

 

[California Newt]

Komdog is a bigger figure in the goonersphere than people realize. He's arguably like the central public-facing furry node. Someday he's gonna get a thread here; I can feel it.

If your life is so worthless and devoid of meaning that a cartoon for little girls "saved your life" and stopped you from committing suicide, then that life wasn't worth saving and you should have just gone through with it. I honestly can't think of very many things that would be more pathetic than the claim "My Little Pony saved my life and kept me from killing myself." That's just really, really sad.

I've seen some people turn their lives around but it's more of a rock-bottom kind of thing. More like "man I can't be watching this AND be a fat loser sack of potatoes; time to get it together".

 

[Male Idiot]

Any male who likes MLP is automatically a gay retard autist. It's fate.

Fixed it for you.

How do we know this guy really doesn't have a divine room-mate who he rips off? Has anyone seen CWC lately. Well that motherfucker is at least not a pedo.

 

[Kazukifaen]

Thank you for shitting up Telegram
With spelling errors, unbased autistic shitposter.

 

[Xev]

This place never fails to expand my vocabulary

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

He went silent after we proved we have an archive on him saying "Just lolis" after saying that he wasn't a pedophile.

LMAOOOO.

 

[Peppermint Swirl]

Conversion Bureau sounds really stupid, probably worse than Friendship is Optimal.

FiO is a based story and so is Conversion Bureau
"Please have sweet dreams, and know that you deserve them."

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

You made chat no fun last night

Say sorry

 

[Camel joe]

FiO is a based story and so is Conversion Bureau
"Please have sweet dreams, and know that you deserve them."

YOU WANT TO FUCK HORSES. YOU WANT TO FUCK HORSES. YOU WANT TO FUCK HORSES.
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[Drip Torch]

…. What about nonhuman children?

Suspiciously drawn undersized goblins? Considering the recent "shortstack and horse" revelations.