Peppermint Swirl Feature Containment Thread

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another month, another schizo (guess I'm late to this party)

you think he'll get banned or jailed first?
 
In order to reach Equestria, @Peppermint Swirl, you must make the long journey to CERN, in Switzerland. Once there, you must infiltrate the labs and use a crowbar to bypass the safety interlocks and gain access to the accelerator tunnel while the facility is in operation. Whilst carrying one of the Holy Relics of Bronydom, such as the Cum Jar, the Lyra pocket pussy plush, or the Burdened costume, you must run six laps of the active 27-kilometer LHC tunnel whilst chanting “I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash!” at full volume for the entire duration. If the ritual succeeds, your entire body will be enveloped by an incandescent glow, and shortly thereafter, you will meet God. I mean, Celestia. You will meet Celestia.

Never give up on your dreams.
Seconding this, we need a Peppermint Resonance Cascade.
 
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