perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

[RL Steinbeck]

On funding this new expense:

Consider a quarterly paid members tier for the site similar to True & Honest but instead of getting a user tag, the incentive would be getting whatever year’s-end Kiwi Farms merch is made (like the coins, patches, etc).

Opt in, $20/quarter gets you the EOY merch. It’s not required to use the site, and not mutually exclusive with T&H. If you still want merch at the end of the year, you can still buy it outside of the tier.

I’m sure plenty of users wouldn’t mind paying like this to support the site.

If the site permanently goes down, issue a RIP Kiwi shirt that only the tier members can get.

@Null, I know payment is tricky for you sometimes, but I think this would be a great way to guarantee that you have the capital up-front to account for the added cost.

someone who may dip in the middle of the night, leaving you unaware

Could write up a legal contract to prevent this.

Will whoever does this be able to stay anon? If you take this job you're gonna have an interesting time finding any other employment ever again.

I cannot fathom any scenario where this person stays anonymous, lol.

 

[Catspajamas7]

Josh get pedmenco to do it and your scanned mail can have some extra dandruff flakes and jizz stains.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

If the building was rented they would be evicted and I would be paying just as much per month.

Why would they be evicted? You can't just evict someone for no reason I thought.

 

[Chimplord1997]

I'd need to discuss it with a lawyer to figure out what would be most fair and legal.

I'll do it. Sent you a text just now

 

[Caroline Farrow]

Not read all the thread yet but don’t you have serviced office premises in the US like Regus?

They have the receptionist and security and basically you rent a room in a building.

Why wouldn’t this work? (Sorry if dumb and answered, been on the sherry with my folks).

 

[Null]

So the ACLU is a no-go for several TIM reasons, but this sounds like just the thing FIRE might be able to help with.

Interesting, I'll reach out.

 

[Pomniman]

The only real requirements are being enough of a psychopath to not fold under pressure while not being too much of a schizophrenic to handle mail and shit. I'd bite but unfortunately I'm nowhere near Wyoming and don't really care to move there.

 

[Jex]

Null's just casually asking someone to live in an IRL five nights at freddy's cubicle situation, except it's trannies and it's more than five nights.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Why not Florida or Texas?

 

[Nigonidas]

Why don't you buy land on a rez? It's cheap because no one wants to live there, tribal cops won't give a shit about internet bullshit, and it will be out of the way enough that not many trannies would make the journey to harass your live-in serf.

I don't know how it is around you guys but my rez friends are noticing an increase in two gender/two soul stuff. Might just be an Ojibwa thing though since my Lakota friends haven't mentioned it at sweat lodge

 

[Retink Retunk]

One requirement I think you missed is that they need to be available 9-5 on Monday through Friday for most days. There are a lot of services for it that offer nation wider registered agent services (as in they have a location in each state) but I'm guessing they'd dump you the first time trouble crops up.

 

[Null]

Not read all the thread yet but don’t you have serviced office premises in the US like Regus?

They have the receptionist and security and basically you rent a room in a building.

Why wouldn’t this work? (Sorry if dumb and answered, been on the sherry with my folks).

We would be evicted if we rented.

South Dakota is dirt cheap and the homes look livable. It's also one of the best states for incorporating in. It's also a great state for guns.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

If it was my state I'd do it and livestream my front door for any tranny luls.

 

[Angry Shoes]

What do you have against moving back to the US? Is it just the fear of blacks and dickgirls, or are you legetimately afraid you’d get the Seth Rich treatment?

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Do not do this but if you do this run 24/7 cameras on both the porch and the autistic mail goblin squatting inside.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

What do you have against moving back to the US? Is it just the fear of blacks and dickgirls, or are you legetimately afraid you’d get the Seth Rich treatment?

Can you imagine the shitstorm that would follow him around from the second he got recognised by the Troon Mafioso if he went back to the US? The fuckers would never give him a minute's peace.

I'd stay exactly where I was too, enjoying the peace and anonymity.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Hm... I'd definitely volunteer if I didn't have to leave California.

 

[cherrysour]

You might also consider reaching out to Alex Kozinski for advice. He got metoo'ed off of the Ninth Circuit a few years ago, but he's a genius, and a contrarian, and a big fan of the First Amendment.

 

[Caroline Farrow]

Yeah I guess you rent and they wouldn’t evict you but they would likely not renew your contract once the Troons and loons start turning up.

 

[NoReturn]

Absolutely retarded, but goddamn it if might not just work. Especially in Wyoming or New Mexico.
If you go to New Mexico you can have extra desert fun, and in Wyoming we can have some visit Jeffree Star's yak ranch.