perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

[Niall Meanwhile]

It just occurred to me. A white South African man would be ideal.

While this makes sort of sense, white Saffas need visas to  enter the US. The ones who have that kind of experience, at least.

 

[PolkaCola]

Have you looked into shared office space? Something like WeWork has some upsides that warrant consideration.

1. All access without full office rental or property costs. A cheaper, all access pass would allow the potential autist employee to come and pick up your mail once a day. You would have no physical office in the building to be targeted. All mail just goes to the main address, and all scanning and emailing can be done on-site.

2. Receptionist to receive service. Shared receptionist for the 30+ businesses should be acceptable for service without making them your employee or tenant.

3. Being located in a larger city centre. This makes you more likely to get harassed, but also provides cover for your mail boy/girl. Hiding in plain sight.

The biggest flaw is that I am sure something like WeWork would kick you at the slightest pressure from troons. This might not be a viable solution but it hopefully provides an alternative view. Also look into proprietor-owned mall stalls, preferably one that failed and has owners desperate to rent out their unit.

I’ll look into alternatives for the cause. If someone thinks of a way that a Canadian lawyer can solve this, then I am happy to help our dear leader.

 

[Pro. Memer]

Am retard, but seems easier to highly encourage someone to make their own registered agent company, instead of this messy workaround.

 

[Maradontia]

Do you have to be based in America? Can you register your "business headquarters" in another country?

 

[William Tyndale]

Commercial property is somehow much more expensive than even shitty 2bds. Is there something I'm missing? Why is a standalone store in Roswell, NM worth 175k?

A lot of times with commercial property you can get the tenant to pay the insurance, taxes, and any repairs. In the business they refer to it as “triple net” or “NNN”. That means that your front is pure profit, minus any mortgage payments. Also commercial tenants are usually legally obligated to pay rent if they skip out so you can sue them. There are many reasons commercial is valued higher. These are just a few.

 

[Blank Slate]

This could get turned into a side hustle, too. Every episode of MATI has an update "from the front." Once you get enough experience, start your own right-wing podcast.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If we're going to suggest specific properties for sale, why not go whole hog?

Missile Base For Sale In Wyoming

There is prime real estate all over the Cowboy State, but if you have an extra three million dollars to spare, you can own a missile base.

kisscasper.com

https://archive.ph/wip/9QBtO

 

[Mediocre]

You need to put cameras in the house so we can document the poor bastards life.

Crying alone on Christmas? Tranny barging though the door and beating him up? All captured on camera.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

law in muttland is hilariously backwards, the internet has existed for decades now, requiring companies to have actual physical office is completely out of touch with the reality of business

Once Internet-only becomes an option, it risks becoming the only option, and this forum's difficulties in simply staying on the Internet make it obvious why that would be stupid. There are already apartment buildings that require apps for a tenant to enter, which requires swearing fealty to either Apple or Google. Now imagine that applied to even more things.

Also, this makes it harder for foreign agents.

 

[Grease trap]

Get a place in a town pretty far off the freeway. Trannies are not going to want to go out to a trailer in Crescent Valley, Nevada to tangle with someone. They are afraid of rural people and the first time they see a Trump flag, they're going to nope the fuck out.

This is really the most viable way to pull this off IMO (assuming Null can find somebody out there).

Rural Westerners will have none of the tranny BS, and a lot of those places treat you like a leper if you're a normal person just passing through.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Just move back to the USA and live in a shack in the mountains like good old uncle Ted. But instead of letter bombs you just shitpost.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Anyone who's batshit enough to take this deal is too crazy to trust.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I believe that in 2023, Barb will die or be moved to an old folks home. We should buy 14 Branchland Court and make the CWCseum a reality. Whoever runs the museum could also handle the secretarial duties for KiwiFarms. The cops already know to be careful going to 14BC because of all the times it has been SWATted. Chances are they’d first send a single officer out to scan the scene and report back.

 

[Banana Hammock]

Make sure it's in a stand-your-ground state, or at least a castle doctrine state. Preferably also a one-party consent state, so you can post the funniest phone calls.

 

[Rungle]

This office is just a beginning in ''Commercial cyberbullying''.
Imagine, if you will, an entire enterprise just to fuck with people on the line with no legal repercussions

 

[siegemeister675]

Will whoever does this be able to stay anon? If you take this job you're gonna have an interesting time finding any other employment ever again.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You need to find some welder with a little garage shop somewhere in Arkansas, who also owns a lot of firearms and pit bulls, that would gladly take $500 a month to get mail and answer your calls.

Preferably this man would look like Leonard Smalls, the lone biker of the apocalypse, from Raising Arizona.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I can't speak for the states you're looking at, but I recently did some state paperwork in WA and learned that there's a program for victims of domestic violence where the government will censor all public information about their identity and redact them from all public documents. If that works how I think it does, you may be able to have an anonymous agent if they meet the requirements of their state's protection laws.

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

I believe that in 2023, Barb will die or be moved to an old folks home. We should buy 14 Branchland Court and make the CWCseum a reality. Whoever runs the museum could also handle the secretarial duties for KiwiFarms. The cops already know to be careful going to 14BC because of all the times it has been SWATted. Chances are they’d first send a single officer out to scan the scene and report back.

big brain

 

[Barbarella]

It’s hard to believe that there isn’t a Better Call Saul type lawyer around somewhere who would do this for a price. somebody who lives in a rural place with no Trannies, like a friend of mine does in BF Texas. Miles between houses, huge properties with multiple homes, Barney Fife police force. People still need lawyers.

Gotta be cheaper than buying a house. And people tend to wreck your houses and ruin stuff, and it’s very hard to get them out when you want them out. Unless it’s somebody you really trust, I’d try to find Saul.

Kind of a good idea but I don’t think you’ve used up your options yet. Might be better to have trusted Kiwis in rural areas make calls to lawyers for you.