perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

[Names Roy]

Can't wait for the KiwiFarms self-lolcow thread for whoever lives in the house.

Day by day updates on crazy Troons and hate filled retards assaulting someone for forwarding mail.

My body and mind are ready.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Can you really trust an internet retard when you have 40 journalists asking "why do you support internet racism?"
There has to be another way

Have the internet retard tell the reporters (who will be white) its not their place to ask a Person of Color that question and then leave

 

[Pope Urban]

If no one else is willing to do it, I'll volunteer my services. I don't live in any of those states, but my lease runs out soon on my apartment and I currently work remotely and make decent money. I also have previous experience doing stuff like taking professional calls and forwarding mail.

Are you willing to reimburse for moving expenses? I know your financial situation is tight and it's not a deal breaker if you can't, but I just want to check.

If you take this job, there's a very good chance that you will have to kiss that remote work job goodbye.

 

[mindlessobserver]

People have ignored the obvious.

Lolcow LLC is an LLC. Its a CORPORATION. Right now Null is a 100% Member but he does not have to be. Literally ANYONE can become a governing member of the corporation, provided they are given an owernship share. Say...10%? So while Null will still have absolute control of the corporation with his 90% share, the 10% shareholder will be entitled to 10% of the profits from the corporation. i.e, Nulls patch sales, crypto contributions and wat not.

An LLC's member is a valid agent and can receive service and process on behalf of the LLC. They can also register their home as the valid Headquarters of the LLC provided its not a P.O. Box.

Null just has to find someone crazy enough to be a governing member of his LLC who is competent enough to handle service and reliable enough to attend the required "board meetings" necessary to maintain an LLC shield. This will require a self dox sadly as all corporate owners have to be registered in the State the LLC is incorporated in.

 

[Bogliacci]

If you take this job, there's a very good chance that you will have to kiss that remote work job goodbye.

That's the biggest problem sadly

 

[LeChampion1992]

Well @Null I am looking for another BS job and like to work graveyard shift. I don't care about pressure and literally would love a job where I make just above minimum wage and have basics covered

If this is a serious offer about work my DMs are open.

Some bonuses about me. I do not have a felony, I have over 10+ years of normal work experience. I am looking to move to somewhere if needed.

I am also a law abiding gun owner, and I don't care if troons harass me as I would move theoretically to the place required.

Why am I putting myself out there? Because I don't care and want some opportunities do add to my resume.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It seems risky, I’m sure there’s lots of people out there with no life who’d stab Null in the back and leak personal information or try squatting/subletting knowing he’s in another country.

Since transexuals are all inherent misogynists, they would also go in-person to the location to threaten a female agent. So in reality, we need:

• an able male
• owns protection (gun, secure location, etc)
• does not have friends or family that can be coerced or bullied to circumvent "able male's" protection
• able to answer phone 24/7
• a state which values free speech
• state which values gun ownership and castle doctrine
• a police force which has good communication and understands swatting Internet culture

Troons and Anifa might not be too much of an issue if the person isn’t a complete autist and keeps it professional, preferably some boring, older person who is in it for the free rent and doesn‘t care about internet drama, it might be riskier to have someone who’s actively involved in internet culture.

Overall I have no idea how Null would be able to reliably vet someone or if there’s specific tenant/employment contracts he’d be able to rely on.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

People have ignored the obvious.

Lolcow LLC is an LLC. Its a CORPORATION. Right now Null is a 100% Member but he does not have to be. Literally ANYONE can become a governing member of the corporation, provided they are given an owernship share. Say...10%? So while Null will still have absolute control of the corporation with his 90% share, the 10% shareholder will be entitled to 10% of the profits from the corporation. i.e, Nulls patch sales, crypto contributions and wat not.

An LLC's member is a valid agent and can receive service and process on behalf of the LLC. They can also register their home as the valid Headquarters of the LLC provided its not a P.O. Box.

Null just has to find someone crazy enough to be a governing member of his LLC who is competent enough to handle service and reliable enough to attend the required "board meetings" necessary to maintain an LLC shield. This will require a self dox sadly as all corporate owners have to be registered in the State the LLC is incorporated in.

BUT BUT

What if We set up a Nevada Corporation as a Owner of Lolcow LLC. And its Registered Agent serves as a Registered Agent for Lolcow LLC. And the Nevada Corporation is owned by a Deleware Corporation) with a registered owner in Deleware

 

[CheeseCrackers]

make sure you get good security for it. cameras inside and out and a fence. as long as the local police know ahead of time about swatting attempts i think it wouldnt be that bad

 

[Ghostie with the Mostie]

Put a bunch of retards in the house and have it like a big brother esque lolcow show. I for one would pay good money to see Chantal fight Ethan Ralph for food scraps.

Edit- spelling

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

If you take this job, there's a very good chance that you will have to kiss that remote work job goodbye.

That's the biggest problem sadly

I'm aware. I'm assuming Null would compensate me in some way though and the housing cost would be much lower than what I pay now for rent.

 

[Cocklaunch]

The hardest part would just be getting along with the cops, trannies showing up anywhere wouldn't really be much an issue, what are they gonna do? Egg the place?

 

[Noproblemo]

Have you tried using a virtual office service? Might be able to find one that can withstand the complaints.

Otherwise buy section 8 housing in gang territory. Then let a POC in there. That would make them immune to doxing, swatting and tranny complaint letters.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

What if you went to a different state and changed your name to that of a lolcow before becoming his registered agent?
You could create some lulz while also somewhat protecting your identity.

As far as glitter bombs (or worse), you could just get the mail forwarded to a PO box or hell even a storage unit, maybe a few towns over and not be retarded.

"Hm, a mysterious, not-legal-paperwork, poorly packaged box has arrived for Josh? Return to sender"

this could work but i imagine there does need to be some level of professionalism involved and some mail especially anything legal or just related to the site in general would need to be handled fast so there would no time to wait to see if some troon is cosplaying as a cop to serve papers that are actually laced with poison or whatever.

glitter bombs and stuff of that nature however would just be saved up in some bomb shelter till the 4th of july or new years or whatever and then promptly set off as part of a site wide celebration.

honestly the more i talk about this the more i think the solution to this issue is to just buy an entire chunk of land build a big fence wrapped in barbed wire and make a kiwi compound with round the clock guards.

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

I move to Halal anyone in the thread who volunteers.

 

[Super Male Vitality]

Reach out to Matt Walsh… trannies already despise him and the hilarity of having the dailywire be your registered agent would be some great content if it happened.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

There'd be a burn in period where people fuck with this joint but as long as Josh doesn't announce it with a big fuckoff banner "KIWI FARMS NOW LOCATED AT 14 BRANCHLAND COURT, RUCKERSVILLE, VA.", I reckon it'd be a short period of interest where it might get SWAT'd once and receive some weirdos. Then you'll basically have a free room for like 6 months until something insane happens, you get SWAT'd and weirdos visit, then back to the usual.

I think physical security is fine, the real sacrifice is that whoever decides to live in the Kiwi house will be doxed and basically can't have a job (except something remote, good luck with that). Plus, how long will this be the case? Years? Somebody mentioned lunatics using code compliance to screw with this joint and the only real solution is to get a property outside the boundaries of a city or township. So now the lucky resident of the Kiwi crackshack has to tolerate living away from civilization. (Guess that's a bonus for some)

Maybe could change the name Lolcow LLC to something else? Might help shrug off the negative association and make it easier to find a lawyer willing to go for it.

LOL while Googling Lolcow LLC I found this: https://www.linkedin.com/in/spergy-goyim-0aa88a177

 

[RabiesTheRedneck]

I don't think it's at all retarded, and in fact could be a very good deal to someone once you hammer out the details legally. Beyond fair and approaching too good to be true for the right person. The key is, you're going to need it to be both the right person for you and the right person for themselves.

You're going to need somebody without any strong family ties, career aspirations, or debt. A shut-in NEET only child with no parents or that's no longer in contact with their family would be almost necessary. Ideally it would be a long time user of the Kiwi Farms or somebody with a track record that is consistent with your values. Look into their criminal record and apparent mental health as well, of course.

Free housing, free internet access, and living expenses for minimal work while having some semblance of obscure internet notoriety would be extremely appealing to many a maladjusted basement dweller who has opted out of society. I mean, that's probably around 5 or 10% of the KF userbase.

This is just a perfect description of me, look at me, look at my thread. Do I look like I have strong family ties? Do I look like I have career aspirations or debt? Do I look like a tranny leftoid?
Free housing? Yes. Moving out of my state? Yes. Supplemental income while I work a part time job or something? Hell yeah.
Null I am begging you to consider me, a directionless 19 year old, to be your proxy. I'm sorry for shitting up threads, I just hate my life.

 

[Pope Urban]

Reach out to Matt Walsh… trannies already despise him and the hilarity of having the dailywire be your registered agent would be some great content if it happened.

Matt Walsh would never bite. The Daily Wire still has standing to lose, and would do so by hooking up with Josh. It would be funny though.

this could work but i imagine there does need to be some level of professionalism involved and some mail especially anything legal or just related to the site in general would need to be handled fast so there would no time to wait to see if some troon is cosplaying as a cop to serve papers that are actually laced with poison or whatever.

glitter bombs and stuff of that nature however would just be saved up in some bomb shelter till the 4th of july or new years or whatever and then promptly set off as part of a site wide celebration.

honestly the more i talk about this the more i think the solution to this issue is to just buy an entire chunk of land build a big fence wrapped in barbed wire and make a kiwi compound with round the clock guards.

Saving up glitter bombs for a special occasion sounds fun

 

[AN/ALR56]

Lmao, i would do it for free, just bail me out of my shithole (Brazil).
If it was in Boston, i''d do it 100%, i''m gonna try to move to there before 2024.