perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

[Null]

Is there no one on the forum willing to do it for $50 a month or something, without the rental arrangement?

I really doubt it, especially not anyone trustworthy.

The mailbox on a lot idea does not work because there needs to be a person who can receive in person any servicing and court orders.

 

[chudbere]

4. Handle being visited by trannies and antifa without doing anything stupid.
5. Handle being swatted by trannies pretty much constantly.

These are the real rub, tbh. No matter how much you vet someone, you can never guarantee how they are going to act in a potentially high-stress situation like these scenarios until it happens. Also, God forbid something happens during one of these scenarios that results in someone getting hurt and/or killed, that would be absolutely awful. Not to mention the potential lawsuits that could result.

 

[Aqua Panda]

If this had been a few years ago, I would have recommended putting Chris-chan in it.

Does it have to be a permanent resident or would it work as a year long gig where you cycle people?

 

[JamusActimus]

"New Mexico"

I know a guy but he only speaks spanish now (brain damage related stuff)

 

[Moon Cricket]

Get commie dick girl to do it

This. Utilise that troon shield.

They wouldn’t swat a fellow tranny would they? (Yeah they absolutely would tbh).

 

[Skeletonized Cow]

I unfortunately don't live in any of those states. However if you're ever willing to expand the search, I would be down to do this.

 

[electrician's apprentice]

how about instead of having someone live there, you have someone who comes by to get the mail everyday, maybe get one those metal mail boxes that need a key

 

[Inquisitor Ipse]

Reach out to Jeffree Star. I believe he is in Wyoming and is coincidentally in active battle with the Illuminati.

 

[daddydeath42069]

you might want to make sure you put them in a stand your ground state so the trannies don't murder the poor fuck with impunity.

 

[ComStar]

What are the odds of your agent regrowing his balls and doing his job? Or finding someone who isn't scared shitless over a brief relationship with some Russian company?

Hell, are they afraid of McCarthy rising from the grave to drag them in front of HUAC?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's a hilarious idea but:

1. the guy could start throwing out your mail or just not scan it anymore and if he's living there you couldn't easily kick him out due to tenant protections
2. the type of person willing to live in a house like this is probably also a liability to be willing to accept payment to send copies of the scans to other people

but if you do it you should do it big brother style and stream it 24/7

 

[Kulee Baba]

The potential for swatting is actually a humongous upside for you Null. If cops wouldn't be arriving in a nearly weekly basis it would most certainly become a Trap House.

 

[RACISM]

If this had been 3 months ago I might have suggested Rackets. Not to live there, but to do this.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

Isn't there something smaller than a house you can do this with?

 

[Rommelbutt]

It's a hilarious idea but:

1. the guy could start throwing out your mail or just not scan it anymore and if he's living there you couldn't easily kick him out due to tenant protections
2. the type of person willing to live in a house like this is probably also a liability to be willing to accept payment to send copies of the scans to other people

but if you do it you should do it big brother style and stream it 24/7

That will happen 100%

 

[Gog & Magog]

@AnOminous get your fatass to Wyoming. Dear Leader has a job only the most callous son of bitch can handle, and I can't think of a more perfect man for the position than you.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Hire Liz Cheney. I hear she just lost her job.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

It's a hilarious idea but:

1. the guy could start throwing out your mail or just not scan it anymore and if he's living there you couldn't easily kick him out due to tenant protections
2. the type of person willing to live in a house like this is probably also a liability to be willing to accept payment to send copies of the scans to other people

but if you do it you should do it big brother style and stream it 24/7

You can at least catch someone not scanning the mail as USPS has a services where it takes a photo of every piece of mail going to your house today that you can view online.
Doesn't mean someone won't start selling the mail on the side for some troonshine cash.

 

[The Line]

Make a craigslist job listing in the select areas you're considering.

 

[Cocklaunch]

Hey I'll do it