perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

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I really doubt it, especially not anyone trustworthy.

The mailbox on a lot idea does not work because there needs to be a person who can receive in person any servicing and court orders.

Maybe I am retarded, but this might the opportunity to see things bigger and create a company providing this very service to people like you? Maybe team up.

If it can be profitable or break even service and someone with experience can supervise it from afar, that would be the ideal situation.

If clients like you are a money losing proposition, it's going to be hard to convince anybody to do it imo, especially not someone trustworthy.

It's basically the cost of renting an office in bumfuck nowhere and pay someone minimum wage to fuck around waiting for something to happen all day. Not a bad deal.

 

[Spergerella]

If I didn’t have to live there and could simply use the space as my daily art studio/office space I would consider doing it. Especially if I could bike there and not risk parking my car with plates on the property.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

I'm retarded and I don't know the details of this, but could you just have a PO box as your address and have someone you trust check that every day?

Registered address for a business cannot be a PO box. This is why office-in-a-box places and registered agents exist.

 

[Stickerman]

Josh if you recruit a homeless man from the local population to sort your mail this will go down in the greatest of business ventures ever ventured. I can think of nobody else more capable, think about it!

He has:

1. Nothing left to lose
2. Everything to gain
3. Potential military training or experience fighting other addicts to the death for grilled cheese sandwiches and/or meth
4. Will always be loyal to those his meal comes from (will not bite the sloberrmutt's paw that feeds)
5. Undefined

With this recruited homeless man's repetoire I'd be hard-pressed to imagine a scenario where this fails horribly.

 

[Nick Gars]

Shame I don't live in those areas, and nothing in my area qualifies either to my knowledge. Best of luck though, I'm sure there's someone who fits the criteria.

 

[thebigjoel]

I'm sure someone would be up to it, but being constantly swatted is a deal breaker for me lol.
Also Null: do NOT touch your new secretary. It might seem like a good idea in the moment but I know you'll regret it!

 

[Stop Sign]

4. Handle being visited by trannies and antifa without doing anything stupid.
5. Handle being swatted by trannies pretty much constantly.

I think these points are the most difficult, and the ones that might jeopardize the whole thing.
Trannies and their allies have already showed an incredible determination when it comes to harassing people.

Other than that, it can work!

 

[Mr Sister]

You have to be a retard to agree to do this, and therefor anyone that agrees to do it will be too retarded to do it properly

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Having the mail hq in a black neighborhood would help since trannies are scared of black people. Get a dog to scare away any potential home invaders because black people are scared of dogs and that would balance it out.

 

[Fate Fan]

Only things you would need to worry about is if they are considered employees. (they are living in a company property and not paying the mortgage)
You would need to heavily screen it to people who aren't retards and preferably not just general forum users (though the idea of a lottery does sound fun

There are definitely worse thing's you can do but if you get the right people i think this is smart. Just make sure its a area that can have fences put up and have cameras.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

4. Handle being visited by trannies and antifa without doing anything stupid.
5. Handle being swatted by trannies pretty much constantly.

I think these points are the most difficult, and the ones that might jeopardize the whole thing.
Trannies and their allies have already showed an incredible determination when it comes to harassing people.

Other than that, it can work!

If you get out of the cities those threats diminish greatly. Trannies don't own cars. You can talk to your local PD and they will probably hate trannies too.

But yeah, the house probably will get fire bombed worse than Dresden.

 

[Game of Moans]

Hire Cobra. His black magic will keep the troons away.

PRAISE COBRAS MAGIC!!!!

 

[SassyDispatch]

as insane as this idea is, instead of buying a house to register the business in, could you put it in an apartment complex with a front gate and security? Somewhere that residents need to keycard themselves in and guests have to buzz the front desk who then maybe calls the apartment or something. That way anyone who comes knocking looking for trouble has a barrier or two to entry.
I don't think it'll stop a swat team but it's something.
Also, some apartment complexes have a communal mail room or a tower of mailboxes somewhere. So instead of your man on the ground worrying whether the knock on the door is about to be a squadron of troon commandos locked and loaded or not, he could just check the mailbox in the lobby once a day.

 

[Info Neutral Agency]

The idea is definitely interesting but retarded. It's gotta be with someone trustworthy of information such as a website's private mail. Plus, they're probably going to get their life fucked over with the amount of mentally ill people and law enforcement coming to their door constantly.
As said from some of the users above, it must be a low-life with not much to lose but with essential skills. For some reason, this shit reminds me of an autistic version of going to the "Deep Web" games where you constantly have to fight with weirdos. Nonetheless, if this somehow works out, you got yourself a Secret, Autistic Agent Man.

 

[Naoto]

Alex 'warlord' Campbell might do it for a bottle of liquor and some pipe tabacco per month.

 

[KilledAlive]

For someone to be the Kiwi Secretary, it will involve a great deal of sacrifice. However, it will be an excellent way to ensure our continued survival with the various internet denizens against us. The path will be rough, but I'd have great respect for someone that would take one for the team like this.
Sadly, I am not brave enough to take this role.

 

[gmax alcremie]

The dirt cheap fixer upper homes are hard to get mortgages for because the bank doesn't like to own part of a piece of shit. There are specialty loans that consider the cost of repairs as part of the mortgage but that adds on a layer of red tape to doing any repairs.

Unless you can buy the house cash, it's a bad idea. If you got around a hundred grand to spend on real estate, sure.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Some people are overthinking this and/or don't know how shit works in bumfuckistan.

If it's a small town, you can go talk to the cops and say, "Hey, people are trying to SWAT me, if you get a call saying there's a problem, don't kick my door down."

Get a place with a fence (or better, a wall) and get a pack of doggos with the run of the place. They don't even have to be pits, cattle dogs and border collies are nippy as fuck.

Get a place in a town pretty far off the freeway. Trannies are not going to want to go out to a trailer in Crescent Valley, Nevada to tangle with someone. They are afraid of rural people and the first time they see a Trump flag, they're going to nope the fuck out.

Sounds like fun for someone. I have obligations here in California, but if I didn't, I would be game.

 

[Cyborg Braphog]

If this hypothetical person is a KF user, a fatty and a woman I give it six months before we're all doxed and gulaged

 

[pork and beans]

This is like the horror movie trope "Your weird uncle's will leaves this mansion to you, but to claim it you must live there for an entire weekend". Except it's not a mansion nor a single weekend, and instead of ghosts or monsters you're dodging anthrax, troons and swattings.

the average tranny already looks like a ghoul. not that far off!