perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

[Stickerman]

Some people are overthinking this and/or don't know how shit works in bumfuckistan.

If it's a small town, you can go talk to the cops and say, "Hey, people are trying to SWAT me, if you get a call saying there's a problem, don't kick my door down."

Get a place with a fence (or better, a wall) and get a pack of doggos with the run of the place. They don't even have to be pits, cattle dogs and border collies are nippy as fuck.

Get a place in a town pretty far off the freeway. Trannies are not going to want to go out to a trailer in Crescent Valley, Nevada to tangle with someone. They are afraid of rural people and the first time they see a Trump flag, they're going to nope the fuck out.

Sounds like fun for someone. I have obligations here in California, but if I didn't, I would be game.

I too like the armed Davidian Compound idea. If we can create a self-sustaining cult that maintains the mail with religeous fervour we would be good until the bombs drop, so at least 10 to 15 years of uninterrupted shitposting by my account.

 

[Null]

could you put it in an apartment complex with a front gate and security?

If the building was rented they would be evicted and I would be paying just as much per month.

 

[troonkin]

Just get some gypsy to do it.
They give no fucks and are hostile to degenerates.
Can't you get a PO box or something the sort to avoid the constant harassment ?

 

[Favored of Heaven]

Recommendation: Paul / Bonnie, formerly of the Tranch

• Could use a new grift
• Military larper
• Experience dealing with troons
• Experience "homesteading" / low standards for living situation
• Potential manpower of an entire polycule if things go well

 

[Thumb Butler]

For this to work, the person living in this house has to be black, transgender, and body positive.

 

[Meiwaku]

For once, I'm regretting not living in a shithole. But I have some people with no families who are dead inside who I'll ask

 

[Dark Horse]

I'm assuming it has to be USA because of the laws there. England seem to be doing a lot better at pushing back against the gender specials than everywhere else and i'm sure you would find volunteers here. (Probably not me, I am a terrible coward)
I have heard of https://randazza.com/ who is supposed to be good with free speech stuff and would handle mail but probably very expensive.

 

[not william stenchever]

I simultaneously greatly respect and greatly pity whoever basically becomes the KiwiFarms Secretary.

We should get @JosephStalin to do it and we can call him the General Secretary

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I would caution against buying property, if only because if I was an insane tranny, autist, or both, my goal wouldn't be to SWAT it but use local government to complain about any and everything that might be a code violation and swamp you with citations and fees.

 

[Schizofriend]

Somebody with game making skills should make a Five Nights At Freddy's style game based on this premise.
I can already see it: You are sitting in a small shed in bumfuck nowhere and have to fend off SWAT, ANTIFA, trannies and other weirdos, while Josh gives you vague advice on how to deal with them at the start of every night.

 

[Brutality]

make sure there's porch cam so if trannies do come there's free content

 

[SassyDispatch]

If the building was rented they would be evicted and I would be paying just as much per month.

could you buy it? maybe just pay a condo fee or something? In some apartment complexes you can just outright buy the apartment and then you pay a service to the larger building, but it's more like an HOA. They don't necessarily have the right to evict you on a whim.

 

[ReasonablyRetarded]

Hire hobos & install proper CCTV, record it remotely and monetize it. It'd be like that old ultimate warrior show except it's trannies & faggots vs hobos on different types of narcotics.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Hire hobos & install proper CCTV, record it remotely and monetize it. It'd be like that old ultimate warrior show except it's trannies & faggots vs hobos on different types of narcotics.

Rob Cantrall, is that you?

 

[BigFanOfTheKillstream]

@Null
Cobra is literally retarded and there is no fucking way he would be competent enough to handle paperwork of any kind.

However, I would happily move to this house and faithfully fulfill any tasks given to me. I'm not joking, I would pack up and head out tomorrow. I don't drink or use drugs and am a loner. I don't care about being doxed or swatted.

Again, this is not remotely a joke and if you decide to go through with it please consider me as an option. You need someone unhinged but also able to follow instructions. Put me in Coach! I've got my helmet strapped on and my body is ready.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

If the building was rented they would be evicted and I would be paying just as much per month.

Just to be clear have you tried cold calling lawyers in population-20 hamlets in the states you are interested in to see who's willing to bite, even those who don't usually provide these services

It's way harder to fuck with them in the middle of nowhere where everyone knows who they are, they still have professional obligations as an attorney, your $X00 a month to just scan some mail probably goes a lot further there, and it's hard for them to fuck it up beyond saying "screw this I'm out" at some point.

I'm guessing you've already tried this and your warning speech put fear of God into them, though

 

[Rommelbutt]

@Null
Cobra is literally retarded and there is no fucking way he would be competent enough to handle paperwork of any kind.

However, I would happily move to this house and faithfully fulfill any tasks given to me. I'm not joking, I would pack up and head out tomorrow. I don't drink or use drugs and am a loner. I don't care about being doxed or swatted.

Again, this is not remotely a joke and if you decide to go through with it please consider me as an option. You need someone unhinged but also able to follow instructions. Put me in Coach! I've got my helmet strapped on and my body is ready.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

Good idea but would be better if we get multiple kiwis to live in the house and raise money for kiwi farms by raising some alpacas in the back yard

 

[Niall Meanwhile]

Are you buying 4210 Wolfetown Road, Cherokee, NC?

On a more serious note, is bailment/usufruct a thing in US common law?

 

[Schwarzwald]

I'd need to discuss it with a lawyer to figure out what would be most fair and legal.

I don't think it's at all retarded, and in fact could be a very good deal to someone once you hammer out the details legally. Beyond fair and approaching too good to be true for the right person. The key is, you're going to need it to be both the right person for you and the right person for themselves.

You're going to need somebody without any strong family ties, career aspirations, or debt. A shut-in NEET only child with no parents or that's no longer in contact with their family would be almost necessary. Ideally it would be a long time user of the Kiwi Farms or somebody with a track record that is consistent with your values. Look into their criminal record and apparent mental health as well, of course.

Free housing, free internet access, and living expenses for minimal work while having some semblance of obscure internet notoriety would be extremely appealing to many a maladjusted basement dweller who has opted out of society. I mean, that's probably around 5 or 10% of the KF userbase.