perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

@Null what is the amount of mail we are talking about here? A few letters a week? A month?

I think you should investigate using any of the many bail-and-bond-service places. These folks are used to deal with often violent offenders that are often angry and high on PCP. They have muscle/bountyhunters to track down and physically detain violent offenders that jump bail.
I think they will have zero concerns about "what if a few antifa folks and troons show up and scream at us".
They are a proper business with a proper presence. They are well known to all law enforcement in the area and swatting-proof.
(It would be like fucking swatting the police station)
They also have zero concerns about reputation loss. These folks have face to face interactions with violent murderers and drug dealers on a daily basis, I strongly doubt they will have issues with "guy that runs an offensive website".

And best of all, they are experienced in dealing with legal documents. They deal with legal documents every single day and knows the importance of doing the paperwork correctly and promptly.

More I think about it, the more convinced I am that this is the best solution for you.
You offer the bail/bond-service guy a "just deal with physical mail, no jacked up weirdo crazy aggressive pshycho high on angel-dust involved. Just scan and forward the mails".
 
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Cuckoman said:
More I think about it, the more convinced I am that this is the best solution for you.
You offer the bail/bond-service guy a "just deal with physical mail, no jacked up weirdo crazy aggressive pshycho high on angel-dust involved. Just scan and forward the mails".
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This probably is the best option, but there’s still a vector that they are not used to dealing with in their normal line of business:: coordinated, on-line criminal nuisance actions. In the case of a bail-bond guy this could mean their phone line being spammed 24/7, and their email messed with, making it difficult to do their regular work.
 
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West Virginia has as 6.50% corporate income tax which is very undesirable, but I wouldn't rule out Beanie Man as my RA.
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Beanie Man sided with Marjorie Taylor Green in assuming that the farms swatted her. There’s no way in hell he is trustworthy enough to help in any capacity, all he cares about is his clickbait
 
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>Handle being visited by trannies and antifa without doing anything stupid.
>Handle being swatted by trannies pretty much constantly.
Let's be honest you've just played way too much CoD Zombies recently didn't you.
 
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>Handle being visited by trannies and antifa without doing anything stupid.
>Handle being swatted by trannies pretty much constantly.
Let's be honest you've just played way too much CoD Zombies recently didn't you.
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Jokes aside looking towards it,it's so retarded it loops back to ingenious.
 
Is there a small legal youtuber that would be down to do this for clout? Maybe a guy like Nick before he got big. Whoever takes this job is going to have a sizeable amount of attention on them, the right person could monetize that. There's gotta be somebody who is both hungry for attention and reliable enough to scan the fucking mail.
 
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West Virginia has as 6.50% corporate income tax which is very undesirable, but I wouldn't rule out Beanie Man as my RA.
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Speaking of Beanie Man, who does Bill Ottman use as an agent, seeing as Minds probably gets its fair share of bullshit.
 
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What about just contacting a struggling small business out in the sticks?

A convenience store in rural Wyoming is already equipped to handle weirdos. They know the local police. Their business relationships are likely not vulnerable to internet weirdos.

Several hundred a month for just receiving mail would probably be a good deal for them.
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While this is one of my favorite ideas in the thread it's also worth mentioning that these aren't just the methed out weirdos they're used to seeing.

Maybe you can spin it in to content as well, I don't want to promote people fucking with whatever poor bastard ends up in this position but video content of trannies coming up to screech at a quick rip in the middle of nowhere is a pretty hilarious idea.
 
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Texas has no corporate tax, the property and self defense laws are very much on the side of the property owner/defender. Just get someone with no debts and who owns their land in Texas and there is no real recourse any screeching psycho has.

There's plenty of glorious hermits that fit this description in Texas that won't give a rats ass about what some urbanite fag thinks about him.

Some might even be posting on your website right now. *Cough cough*
 
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Can you not rent an office in most states for the agent address? I know it's like that in some places.

A cheap B-tier office in a big building and with a good contact isn't likely to evict you. They don't want to get sued, and is not like an HOA. $200 a month in some places. Paying someone to be your employee is less risky than having them live on-site.

These are just offices in a box. Not anonymous but no one really cares about them. Some you have to key into the building.
 
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