perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

shortroomba said:
Whoever takes the job, grab all the guns that are legal in the city, make it a bunker that could survive a nuclear war, put up trebuchets to throw anti-troonshine on trannies.
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I mean that's pretty much my retirement house. I'd offer it to Josh but I'm only down there a few times per month.
 
This ia a tough one. Trannys and their Antifa faggot supporters are dumb enough to escalate something into a situation that causes more trouble than its worth.
You'd need the right State, one with very rigid self defence laws, but you also need the right person, Im pretty sure you can shoot someone trespassing in Missouri for example even if its just to defend property, but you don't want a dead troon and the media shitstorm it would cause, so its gotta be someone stable, calm, and resiliant enough to not be provoked into something stupid, but that also won't take any shit, and the type of person that would be up for this sort of thing isnt exactly that kind of guy normally.
I'd have done it myself in my 20's when I didn't give a fuck and had nothing to lose, but I got a family now and I don't live in any of those States.
As long as its extremely rural and strongly Conservative I don't think you'd have to worry about physical visits, Troons are scared of rural folk, it doesn't have to be some shack in the Ozarks, or deep in the swamp, but its gotta be somewhere quiet.
 
3-2-1836 said:
Best part is if he's on the Rez then only Tribal police have jurisdiction.
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I'm not too familiar with how tribal police operate but something tells me they don't fuck around. The media would be so confused with how to report on an antifa tranny getting his shit rocked by a proud indigenous fascist cop answering a disturbance call at the worldwide headquarters of an alt right incel group. It would be interesting to see the media spin.
 
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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
I'm not too familiar with how tribal police operate but something tells me they don't fuck around. The media would be so confused with how to report on an antifa tranny getting his shit rocked by a proud indigenous fascist cop answering a disturbance call at the worldwide headquarters of an alt right incel group. It would be interesting to see the media spin.
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I could be wrong but I think that historically tribal police have been relatively toothless when it comes to arresting and prosecuting non-Native Americans, and state and local authorities don't cooperate with them well.
 
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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
I'm not too familiar with how tribal police operate but something tells me they don't fuck around. The media would be so confused with how to report on an antifa tranny getting his shit rocked by a proud indigenous fascist cop answering a disturbance call at the worldwide headquarters of an alt right incel group. It would be interesting to see the media spin.
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Tribal Police are mostly useless and their sole purpose of existing is to deny the Feds (BIA Police) direct day-to-day jurisdiction over them, also Tribal Police are used to fuck with the state
 
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See we need a kiwi draft to go fight in some tribal war in canada to build the bonds of battle. We lack trust! Where's all our our old pals from the war when we need them?
 
I live near one of those states, it would take some serious doing but depending on pay and benefits I'd give it some serious consideration.
 
Throwing my two cents.
IF, big IF, you could find some long serving old B-road from BP. That would be great. Sadly, account ages have little meaning anymore with so many accounts being lost, but there are LONG serving members over there.
Find your small community. Nice, middle aged lady. Gets friendly with her neighbours. Gets friendly with the local police, in person…in a tiny community.
Any attacks she gets will be illegal. you can’t attack a private citizen, burn them down, or harass them…without the neighbours noticing and the police being on your side.

You’re upstanding, BP lady, liked in her neighbourhood, being harassed…..guess who the bad guys are. Hopefully any harassment will get them criminal records.
 
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This is a stupid idea but I love it. Have a camera at the front door and record the phone calls; that alone should be worth hours of quality content per week.
 
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Not returded, just brainstorming. Except there's no think tank.

Florida, is that state available for consideration?
 
It's been said before on this thread but, I really have to recommend making sure you haven't exhausted all of your possibilities for an RA in the state you incorporate in. There HAVE to be trust worthy, zero fucks given RAs who will stick with you. There are people who could very well have the ears of federal prosecutors, especially if they do this kind of work for other publicly unsavory clients. You might even be able to find an RA who will do this in a very corporate and turn key service setting.

If you don't want to do this: get land with produce processing buildings that are more durable and easier to defend, look into reinforced walls, windows, doors and infrastructure for renovations and look into communications options, security systems and protocol for dealing with mail that might be dangerous. If you choose the right location, police could be half an hour away and not want to fuck with TTS bullshit and there have to be really solid self and property defense laws. Do consider beanbag guns and rubber bullets and pepperspray/mace. Maybe tasers?
 
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VeeAndro said:
It's been said before on this thread but, I really have to recommend making sure you haven't exhausted all of your possibilities for an RA in the state you incorporate in. There HAVE to be trust worthy, zero fucks given RAs who will stick with you. There are people who could very well have the ears of federal prosecutors, especially if they do this kind of work for other publicly unsavory clients. You might even be able to find an RA who will do this in a very corporate and turn key service setting.

If you don't want to do this: get land with produce processing buildings that are more durable and easier to defend, look into reinforced walls, windows, doors and infrastructure for renovations and look into communications options, security systems and protocol for dealing with mail that might be dangerous. If you choose the right location, police could be half an hour away and not want to fuck with TTS bullshit and there have to be really solid self and property defense laws. Do consider beanbag guns and rubber bullets and pepperspray/mace. Maybe tasers?
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This tacti-cool fortress solution is just begging for trouble. That road ends with us watching Null Livestream on YouTube as part of his accessory to involuntary human deletion trial. Don't forget to like and subscribe.

Edit: had asked what an RA was... Then read the thread title and realized I'm an idiot.
 
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Joseph Curwen said:
What's an RA?
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Registered Agent - A human registered with the state an organization operates out of as being responsible for accepting communications on behalf of said organization.

Their responsibilities as defined by the opening post:
1. Answer the phone.
2. Scan my mail.
3. Forward my mail if requested.
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Note that "mail" here means mail received at a publicly findable address posted on the internet, that may or may not require a signature and hand acceptance (talking to people without prior appointment), so that entails being doxed and there were KF specific duties defined:

4. Handle being visited by trannies and antifa without doing anything stupid.
5. Handle being swatted by trannies pretty much constantly.
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Other posts have defined other potential responsibilities, such as not selling Null's mail to the troons.
 
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