perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

i would help if i lived in any of those places it honestly sounds kinda fun in a weird way. is there any way you could keep it private as to avoid too much troon harassment or is it pretty much impossible to keep it private for legal reasons or whatever? either way maybe you should invest in a kiwi security force to protect the kiwi secretary from glitter bombs and god knows what else people must send you.
 
Harvey Danger said:
It's been a while since I've looked up the case law, but generally you aren't allowed to booby trap your own property with deadly force. There have been cases where burglars got injured and successfully sued over it. If you had bear traps out in chokepoints that humans would take, or in sufficient density to catch them anywhere they go, the cops would have an easy case against you.

Anyone volunteering to be Kiwi Secretary is going to have to make do with cameras, prank level traps (think bucket of water over the door), and a very good relationship with the local police.
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This is correct. Deadly boobie traps are a good way to go to jail and suffer massive civil liability, even in Texas. I am not even sure to what extent relatively harmless boobie traps are legal.
 
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The more I think about it someone like PodAwful or Sam Hyde makes a lot of sense. Any semi-famous internet person who's beliefs are in line with the farms and is already doxxed/fearless of repercussions. He might be an increasingly less closeted degenerate but Nicky Rackets is not the worst suggestion I've seen in this thread either.

Alternatively an ex-con looking for a second chance isn't a bad move either. No one wants to fuck with someone who's been to prison and they already have limited career options anyway. Something with a place to live would be appealing.

Who's the forum user Acerthorne is suing again? That guy certainly doesnt have much to lose after being doxxed by Google.
 
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If no one else is willing to do it, I'll volunteer my services. I don't live in any of those states, but my lease runs out soon on my apartment and I currently work remotely and make decent money. I also have previous experience doing stuff like taking professional calls and forwarding mail.

Are you willing to reimburse for moving expenses? I know your financial situation is tight and it's not a deal breaker if you can't, but I just want to check.
 
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DumbDude43 said:
nah, it's not like trannoids will besiege your house 24/7, and if they do you can actually get the cops to remove them because it is your actual home and there are stalking laws to prevent obsessed people from setting up shop and harrassing you in and around your home.
the biggest problem is that being officially associated with the kiwi farms opens you up to character assassination that will make you persona non grata in left leaning circles, which can seriously fuck up your social life, your job and your career.

the perfect person for this position would be a hardened social outcast NEET with nothing to lose and no real life, who is content living as a basement dweller in nulls crack shack and does not give a fuck about his reputation being ruined because he doesn't have any in the first place. but i don't think null would consider someone like that trustworthy enough, so it's gonna be difficult.
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To be honest, I thought the same and Peetz came to mind. He needs a home, he likes staying inside. The problem is he is Canadian and genderspecial. So I guess adding "aligns with Null's politics to not thwart the Kiwi Farms" as an obvious yet none-the-less notable aspect of our prospective able male agent.

I'm starting to get the impression we're just looking for Lester or Ron from Grand Theft Auto 5.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
i would help if i lived in any of those places it honestly sounds kinda fun in a weird way. is there any way you could keep it private as to avoid too much troon harassment or is it pretty much impossible to keep it private for legal reasons or whatever? either way maybe you should invest in a kiwi security force to protect the kiwi secretary from glitter bombs and god knows what else people must send you.
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What if you went to a different state and changed your name to that of a lolcow before becoming his registered agent?
You could create some lulz while also somewhat protecting your identity.

As far as glitter bombs (or worse), you could just get the mail forwarded to a PO box or hell even a storage unit, maybe a few towns over and not be retarded.

"Hm, a mysterious, not-legal-paperwork, poorly packaged box has arrived for Josh? Return to sender"
 
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Shame that WV has corporate taxes cause the tranny population there is concentrated to just a couple cities within the state, in the southern coalfields pretty much everyone is armed, and there are lots of little super rural areas where the local PDs advice for dealing with tranny sieges would be to drag them across your property line after shooting them so you can claim castle doctrine. You'd be amazed how much of a deterrent that is to certain folks, to know that if they even try to fuck around, they'll find out and no one will come to help.

Best of luck Null I hope this doesn't go sideways
 
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Crystal Coomer said:
To be honest, I thought the same and Peetz came to mind. He needs a home, he likes staying inside. The problem is he is Canadian and genderspecial. So I guess adding "aligns with Null's politics to not thwart the Kiwi Farms" as an obvious yet none-the-less notable aspect of our prospective able male agent.

I'm starting to get the impression we're just looking for Lester or Ron from Grand Theft Auto 5.
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yeah obviously the person has to be on nulls side in the total retard war
 
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