perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

xXEddie.DurellXx said:
At this point I'd say theres a nuff people here willing to do this that you could just round them up and get a normal house 1 or 2 neats could do the mail work and the rest could work out supporting the house with null
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make a autistic version of big brother or survivor, stream the house 24/7 on odisee.
 
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(sorry if this is a retarded question) but does the house have to be in the USA?

there's loads of insanely cheap properties in near abandoned villages in itlay, where they just want to encourage people to move.

like, 1 euro for a house.

www.independent.co.uk

Another Italian village is offering homes for sale for just €1

‘We welcome families, groups of friends, relatives, people who know each other or investors to join forces,’ says mayor
www.independent.co.uk www.independent.co.uk

if being in the EU is okay.

like i say sorry if this is leotarded, i have no brain for this kinda thing and no real clue whats going on
 
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You've named five states and I doubt you've contacted every potential registered agent in all of them.

It's daunting. Farm out the farms. Let us help you by feeling out potential registered agents for potential.

You are, as far as I know, the only one with experience shopping for services for Kiwi Farms, so if you could provide a script or list of talking points or things NOT to say when shopping for agents that provide acceptance of process, it would be beneficial.

That's a better first step than trying to find a hobo to live in some dilapidated property.

Edit - I understand why talking strategy is not something you want public. Maybe start with a gumroad blog post only for subscribed members.
 
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xXEddie.DurellXx said:
At this point I'd say theres a nuff people here willing to do this that you could just round them up and get a normal house 1 or 2 neats could do the mail work and the rest could work out supporting the house with null
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Support the house by ranching an exotic animal? Maybe over a hundred of them? A herd of kiwis or maybe some sort of camelid hmmmm:thinking:
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
this could work but i imagine there does need to be some level of professionalism involved and some mail especially anything legal or just related to the site in general would need to be handled fast so there would no time to wait to see if some troon is cosplaying as a cop to serve papers that are actually laced with poison or whatever.

glitter bombs and stuff of that nature however would just be saved up in some bomb shelter till the 4th of july or new years or whatever and then promptly set off as part of a site wide celebration.

honestly the more i talk about this the more i think the solution to this issue is to just buy an entire chunk of land build a big fence wrapped in barbed wire and make a kiwi compound with round the clock guards.
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I think you guys are generally overthinking things. I doubt the Troonabomber is out there, lurking in the shadows, waiting to commit felonious acts of violence against someone tangentially related to the forum, especially when doing so isn't going to topple the site in a single play.

Here's the realistic problems I foresee and how they could be dealt with.

1) The caretaker would be doxed immediately. Don't sign up if you have anyone that could be harmed by the typical harassment tactics and don't be a freak with a weird laundry list of issues waiting to be exposed.

2) The house would be swatted immediately. Again, just go talk to the police department about the concept of doxing, declare you're not a threat to yourself or others and build/maintain a rapport with the responding officers.

3) The property would be fucked with. Homeowners insurance, a pitbull, basic security system (bonus points for Home Alone tactics).

4) MAYBE there's one troon stupid enough to try something in person. They're faggots that think they're the girlfriend. Even a linebacker nigger like Keffals would get pieced up, no weapon needed

5) Malicious things will be mailed to the house. Depending on how noided you are, you could handle everything while wearing PPE, behind a blast shield, etc. But again, I completely doubt that you'll be experiencing any felonious acts beyond swatting because even these batshit people don't want to risk losing their freedom if they're not going to be able to take down the site in one fell swoop.


Beyond that it's just goofy fanfiction written by people who have more imagination than life experience, not to be too disrespectful to other thread participants
 
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Casval Rem Deikun said:
Oh shit that's a good point @Null, try lawyers on the Indian reservations and the lawyers there are always doing some sort of grift for non-native business's as they play by completely different rules and you don't have to worry about swatting due to rez law enforcement being grossly under funded and stretched to patrol the whole reservation.
Definitely try lawyers on the rez of Wyoming and South Dakota they have been known to be cheap and easy.
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I second this notion- although I recommend the alternative of dealing with one of the Paiute Reservations either in Nevada or Southern Utah based on personal experience. Look at Pyramid Lake Reservation in Nevada or the Shivwits Band of Paiutes.
 
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You're right, boss.

This IS the most retarded idea I've ever heard.

Anyone desperate enough to take this deal is desperate enough to betray you, if a profitable opportunity emerges.
And if they're retarded enough to remain loyal in the face of everything, they probably can't be relied on to do everything correctly.

I've read everything said here and the only thing I think stands any chance of working at all is to find some scary-looking boomer who owns and operates a junkyard somewhere deep in a conservative state, who would be willing to handle the paperwork on the side for some monthly cash.
That and warning the boomer and the small town cops about the inevitable swatting.

Buddy just bite the bullet and exhaust every possibility in terms of existing registered agents in the appropriate states.
 
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I support this if the house has cameras so we can watch live what happens inside and follow the live and adventures of this poor sap, specially after he gets swatted.
 
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