-As other Kiwis have said - you would be doxxed immediately because the purpose of the position is to be a point of contact for the public. Obviously this person would need to be comfortable being publicly associated with the site, and everything that goes along with it. You would have to live your life on the assumption that everyone you meet knows who you are and that you're associated with something that is widely condemned by mainstream and social media. During the colossal Keffals goat fuck the national news service of my country ran multiple stories on Kiwifarms. The site is approaching a level of notoriety where the man on the street has a vague idea of what we "are" and have been primed to think we're bad people. People would dig to find every shitty thing you've ever done and any controversial thing you've ever said. Everything you've ever posted on the internet in your entire life could suddenly be drawn into the spotlight. Some chick you had a messy breakup with ten years ago might suddenly appear on the TV talking about the weird things you did in bed.
-Given the above point you would need to find someone who has an alternative legal source of income. Free board and internet only goes so far, and if you're blacklisted it would be extremely difficult to get a job. This is especially true if you're living in a small, close knit town where everyone knows everyone and job opportunities might already be limited.
-Furthermore, given the events of the last year, i can see FAGMAN blacklisting the registered agent *personally*, or companies preventing the agent from using any services that aren't explicitly guaranteed as a basic human right. The water company is obliged to serve you. Water is a basic human right. Lots of companies have a right to decide not to do business with you. Kiwifarms doesn't need to use Apple Pay on it's cell phone, or have a personal Gmail account, but you might. There are definitely small businesses that would refuse to do work for you on principle.
-Further-furthermore you'd need to take up an extremely paranoid view on technology and your interactions with other people (extremely stringent infosec). Most people don't have to worry about people continuously trying to hack into their WiFi or fuck with them. It's not unrealistic to speculate that you or your friends and family would become the target of WiFi spoofing, deauth attacks, sim jacking, impersonation, identity theft, every kind of phishing etc. Again. You might be smart enough to stay on top of 99% of these threats - but your friends and family probably aren't. Statistically speaking, a lot of people hate Kiwifarms and would want you dead. Some percentage of those people would have better computer security skills than you. Some of those people occupy positions of power within organization that you trust or do business with.
-You wouldn't be able to support a family if you have one, or start one if you didn't. Any dating apps you use would get catfished/trolled/fucked with constantly. It would be extremely difficult to vet a potential partners or new friends if you met them IRL. This would take a greater psychological toll the longer you did this job. Inshallah Kiwi shall never die, but could you cope with being a friendless, partner-less loser and a pariah for the rest of your life?
-By taking the job you're agreeing to be an angel and not to do anything that would get the site in trouble or the house raided. Cops/Government/The Enemy would exploit any pretext to arrest you or fuck with the site. Even innocuous shit like smoking weed or pirating TV. No chimping out when some fucktard shows up to your house at 6AM screaming and pointing a cell phone in your face. No freak outs when people harass you in public.
-Buying an apartment (a property that null owns, not renting) if possible seems like the best move. Many apartments only have a single point of ingress/egress which would be easier to secure/monitor than a house with multiple entry points and a yard. Most apartments are located one or more floor off of the ground making it harder for angry retards to throw things at your place of residence. They also have secure lobies, carded access, mail room covered by video surveillance, concierge etc etc. This wouldn't stop an organised or motivated group from breaking into the place or fucking with you but it would dissuade most casual or impulsive "do-gooder".
-Null would need to find someone who's comfortable entering into a "gentleman's agreement" in regards to Null being the landlord. This person would end up doing most of the maintained/heavy lifting in terms of looking after the property.
-Is it possible to setup or rework the LLC as a not-for-profit or "charity" organization in order to avoid paying whatever madman takes this job minimum wage, corporate income tax etc. I assume that being a limited liability company shields Null from other shit that might make it worth it just to pay some guy seven dollars an hour. I'm not a legalfag so i have no idea how this shit works in my country, let alone one i don't live in.
-One of those disused missile silos seems like an ideal place for the location of our headquarters. They're already located in remote locations and are obviously secure. It's a shame that the imminent collapse of society has massively inflated the prices of these properties.
- Lastly - Do actual kiwiws (the fruit) grow in any of these states? Could you setup a literal kiwi farm somewhere and play dumb for the lulz?
My perspective is obviously pessimistic, but i think anyone seriously considering taking this job should look at it from the perspective of preparing for an absolute downpour of shit.
