perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had

[Doppio Vinegar]

Congratulations to everyone that survived the gauntlet and will (hopefully) get their coins after half a year.

 

[Dickens Cider]

It's not quite up to eleventyhundred dollars yet -
but it's on eBay

These assholes need to stop culturally appropriating our heritage and shit. May all the coins they sell be plagued with the bad fortune we all (sometimes) joke about. Also their sister has twat rot and so on.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

We won't even know until tomorrow who's getting coins or not. Null has not sent out any emails so don't think you're safe if you just checked.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

So I finally have a rare one of a kind autism coin that will be worth millions in 40 years?

 

[HarblMcDavid]

It's not quite up to eleventyhundred dollars yet -
but it's on eBay

Chris Chan Sonichu Kiwi Farms 2021 1 Troy Oz 9999 Pure Silver Round B…

archived 3 Apr 2022 22:41:55 UTC

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In fairness:

A portion of the proceeds will be donated to the Virginia Institute of Autism in Charlottesville, VA.

I don't know exactly how charity shit is handled by Ebay, or what the portion being donated is.

There's another one which isn't for charity: https://www.ebay.com/itm/393982063285?hash=item5bbb2932b5:g:xKYAAOSwRbRiK5~m
But it's only for one and appears to be from a collectible shop.

 

[Least Concern]

Null should have just minted some coins to scalp them himself for $400 on eBay, damn. This person already sold dozens at an upcharge, this is very big brain shit.

There's a non-zero chance that the person(s) making these auctions is the one that found these coins after they apparently fell off the back of a truck a few times throughout this whole process; in other words, pure profit. Indeed, quite an upcharge.

Be a bro and don't buy these coins off eBay. Just buy generic government silver coins instead if you must.

 

[RandomFaggot]

Hopefully my lineage will be able to sell of my coin for their survival in the far off dystopic year of 2024!

 

[Lame Entropy]

That silver was clearly mined in an Indian burial ground by slaves that were worked to death.

 

[BlancoMailo]

Null should have just minted some coins to scalp them himself for $400 on eBay, damn. This person already sold dozens at an upcharge, this is very big brain shit.

Another case where I didn't have the money but scalpers pockets are infinite, and then on top of that half the orders go missing? Madness.
Feels like the time I bought those cheap yet well made robot art figures that were limited to 50 and somehow despite the guy not having too big of a following the fucking things sold out within SECONDS leaving me with only 2 and then a week later saw them on an ebay scalper account for 40 to 300 dollars each. I hate this post-corona scalper bot hellhole.

Seriously through this shit I found out novelty coins on ebay right now are being charged for 500 dollars as the norm NOT the exception it's fucking insanity to me. Not just chris chan coins but coins of literally anything and anything. There's a fucking chris farley coin that showed up in the related section and it's even more retarded in terms of price.

There's a non-zero chance that the person(s) making these auctions is the one that found these coins after they apparently fell off the back of a truck a few times throughout this whole process; in other words, pure profit. Indeed, quite an upcharge.

Be a bro and don't buy these coins off eBay. Just buy generic government silver coins instead if you must.

This posting has come up before. If you click on the amount sold, it'll show you when and for how much each of the items in the listing actually sold for. In this case, someone took an old posting and reused it to pretend that people are actually buying the coins for that amount, there's only one high value sale on that listing and it's from August of 2021.


The seller for reference (unedited, by the way):

 

[GenociderSyo]

Don't know why people think they are cursed mine is quite helpful with using its tentacles to grab me snacks when i'm too lazy to get up. It did eat that one neighborhood cat though, but thats probably a fluke.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

LMAO I moved across the country since I bought mine.

Hopefully mine was one of the lost ones, or the people who bought my old house are gonna be real confused about what the fuck they just got in the mail.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

As a friendly reminder I am absolutely desperate for a competent 3PL that doesn't require 1000+ orders a month. Preferably with WooCommerce integration.

Honest question but do you pull over 1k orders during runs?

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

They've already sent the coins out with the other half marked OUT OF STOCK

I guess considering I haven't received a confirmation email yet I'll probably be one of the unlucky ones getting refunded tomorrow.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Glad I got my hoard of stupid coins for my stupid little pile of coins. My forefathers would be perplexed but proud.

 

[Glowie]

I still can't buy silver overseas, so once ounce gold bar with Bull's face taped on it, should suffice.

Niggers steal silver on the border, so I have to buy local gold to comfort me during these dark times.

 

[R00T]

What an odd way to increase the value of kiwikoin. You have to do what you have to do I guess.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Even knowing American incompetence I feel like so much had gone wrong with this 3PL it has to be purposefully malicious at this point. I know Null doesn't have the wherewithal or probably standing for legal action, but God I wish he did- even if he didn't win- just as payback for the amount of bullshit he's been put through.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Maybe it’s like the scene in Raiders of the lost ark- the crate with them all was in the hole next to a buncha porches and Bentleys on the way across. Those ships NEVER have issues…
Also for you guys that missed the silver bullet from last year I will drink for you and your now MUCH longer life.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Also for you guys that missed the silver bullet from last year I will drink for you and your now MUCH longer life.

Thanks boss. Drink water too.

 

[Acceptable]

i want a coin that doesnt have chris on it