perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had

[ClipBitch]

Agreed. If it wasn't for the shirt and broach I wouldn't know it was supposed to be Chris.

 

[KateHikes14]

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Could you upload a vector image for those of use wanting to suggest changes so we can make alternate designs?

 

[Null]

I don't like the idea of just using classic Chris, as Chris is no longer that person, but I do agree that just using mind rape Chris is distasteful. The concept is a fictitious rendering of a real person with iconography that clearly identifies who it is.

Ultimately I think it'll be hard to find something that satisfies everyone perfectly, least of which being Chris who consented to the project.

I've also thought of a second coin without Chris, since I realize many people here have no concept of Chris or what he tell represents to the foundation of this site. We'll get that third design and do a poll on it too.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I've also thought of a second coin without Chris, since I realize many people here have no concept of Chris or what he tell represents to the foundation of this site. We'll get that third design and do a poll on it too.

I think putting "Christine/Chris Chan" and a date (his choice?) at the top of the coin, above his portrait, might be a good solution.

And doing a second run without Chris, possibly referencing a Happening, is a good call.

 

[The Spice boi]

I'm actually a massive autist for coins, i collect currency. I'd pay

 

[Jon Conroy]

Why the corn?

A country girl gotta make due

 

[JosephStalin]

Have no idea who Chris is, either, but I like to support KF whenever possible.

 

[Zebedee]

You can use Kiwi Farms and have sex.

You cannot own a Chris chan coin and have sex.

The concept is 10 years out of date. My support for this coin was contingent on it being a fun thing I could have on display. If I wanted Chris-chan I would bring the idea to Chris's fatty weeb a-logs and they could mint their own.

Then I must assume you are going to show it to your tinder dates, which is incredibly retarded. Otherwise why or how would anyone know it even exists, unless you sperg to them about it?

As for the latter part of your argument, this place is probably the only one that can mint his face and actually have reason to, besides ‘Lulz’. Arguably without Chris, this website wouldn’t exist.

 

[Cromagnon]

It's the currency of the future.

The inclusion of the corn is particularly good. Props to the designer.

 

[❄️❄️❄️]

@Null could we have the option to buy a coin for Chris? I know Chris isn't good at managing money but maybe some silver coins would be helpful for him when a real crisis happens (Barb dies) and he needs to raise money. My hope would be that the effort to convert them to cash would stop him spending them on toys.

 

[Null]

@Null could we have the option to buy a coin for Chris? I know Chris isn't good at managing money but maybe some silver coins would be helpful for him when a real crisis happens (Barb dies) and he needs to raise money. My hope would be that the effort to convert them to cash would stop him spending them on toys.

I am going to fairly compensate him, don't feel bad.

 

[Zebedee]

I am going to fairly compensate him, don't feel bad.

Things have taken a strange turn, first a bible of Chris and now having his head minted on a coin.

Hate the method all you like, but I don’t think anyone here can say that another approached them wanting to cast their face into a coin. Never mind people you’ve never met lining up to buy one.

(Apologies to the janny for the white space, using mobile.)

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Both sides look great, I'm sold. My only critique would be that a centered Chris head on the design would look more like a traditional coin to me. I don't know coins all that well so I could just be the autism speaking.

 

[Manticucc]

Things have taken a strange turn, first a bible of Chris and now having his head minted on a coin.

Hate the method all you like, but I don’t think anyone here can say that another approached them wanting to cast their face into a coin. Never mind people you’ve never met lining up to buy one.

(Apologies to the janny for the white space, using mobile.)

In a few hundred thousand years, eons after the Great Happening, the Xeno Arcaeologists are really going to be scratching their Galaxy Brain sized Heads.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

In a few hundred thousand years, eons after the Great Happening, the Xeno Arcaeologists are really going to be scratching their Galaxy Brain sized Heads.

Hell, hundred years from now at some antique road show.

 

[Manticucc]

Hell, hundred years from now at some antique road show.

My scenario requires some extinction level event that also erases all human historial records.

But yeah, with the Global Decline in average IQ.....i guess your scenario is also possible.

 

[SpaceJesus]

And what about Sonichu, instead of Chris?

 

[Zirnwyb]

I love the kiwi side but am not so sure on the Chris side. I feel like he should be a little more centered somehow? But I'm realizing that would make the "ZAP TO THE EXTREME" difficult to position. Also? He' looks a bit like Ben Franklin on the Franklin half dollar.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

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I want it.

Although I must say I'm on the side of preferring classic chris on the coin since it's the classic chris that this site and lolcows as a voyeuristic niche exploded from.

 

[Asperchewy]

I think putting "Christine/Chris Chan" and a date (his choice?) at the top of the coin, above his portrait, might be a good solution.

And doing a second run without Chris, possibly referencing a Happening, is a good call.

The date would clearly have to be "2000-????" among which.