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The girl I brought up yesterday, Saxon, also like sells tights online? I guess she gets them printed or something. You would think since she's big she would sell them in plus sizes too, but no:

The tight product CAN be worn on the legs up to a size US 30 petite however the waist band does not fit around the waist so if you are comfortable wearing the tights around the top of your thighs, there should be no issue of fit in the leg dept. Other wise the tight product still can fit up to a size 20 no issue.
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Wearing tights at the TOP of your thighs?? Can we say chaifing? Can we say barely able to walk?
 
Here is an update on Ginny-Chan. Calmmytits has not rpged with her in ten months, but she won't take the hint. She messages her several times a week, ALWAYS begging for an rpg. Calmmytits has told her the issues like her females always having the same annoying personality and wanting to do the same plot; again and AGAIN. One of her constant plots is her being a slave(In a fantasy rpg, not historical) and when Calmmytits called it a fetish, Ginny-chan denied it and said it was just a story plot she really liked. Also Calmmytits has told her time and time again to get another rpg partner, but Ginny-Chan refuses too.

However, I personally think Ginny-Chan is lying about not having an rpg partner because I once rpged with her and she told me she had another rpg to finish. I know she was not rpging with Calmmytits at this time.
 
AtroposHeart said:
Here is an update on Ginny-Chan. Calmmytits has not rpged with her in ten months, but she won't take the hint. She messages her several times a week, ALWAYS begging for an rpg. Calmmytits has told her the issues like her females always having the same annoying personality and wanting to do the same plot; again and AGAIN. One of her constant plots is her being a slave(In a fantasy rpg, not historical) and when Calmmytits called it a fetish, Ginny-chan denied it and said it was just a story plot she really liked. Also Calmmytits has told her time and time again to get another rpg partner, but Ginny-Chan refuses too.

However, I personally think Ginny-Chan is lying about not having an rpg partner because I once rpged with her and she told me she had another rpg to finish. I know she was not rpging with Calmmytits at this time.
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Who?
 
I discovered this person earlier this year and spent some time reading her blog, which sadly hasn't been updated since 2010. She's one of those people that gets super obsessed with fictional characters and imagines herself in a romantic relationship with them.

There is one thing in this world that is bugging me and
always has. People think that when they break-up with thier boyfriends that the world has ended and everyone should stop
just for thier sake.
I can tell you now, I think that anyone who has had a deep crush on an anime character can say that they have had it worse.
Come on, it's as if they live on the opposite side of the globe and there is a five meter wide glass wall between you.
Just trust me, from someone with experience (me) that it's a lot worse not being able to touch or talk to that person, than them actually being alive and not being able to talk to them.
I understand that perhaps people that have had loved ones die this is the same thing. It's painful and EVERYONE I know just shrugs it off as if it's no big deal.
Why? It it because they can't admit to feeling the same way about someone in their time?
Why can't these people just grow up and get over it. We all have feelings, and we shouldn't be afraid of them.
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First it was Naruto:
Yeah.... I had a dream the other night about Naruto.
You see I was "good" friends with him and we went to see these rich people who's daughter was raped on the same day we went to see her a year before.
But still... they invited us over. I didn't know these people very well but I went anyway.
You see I had Naruto by an elastic band (as a joke)like a leash and was leading him around.

When they took us to their backyard (which by the way was the size of 5 football fields) and by their pool (which was like a circle, but it was above ground and it had a staircase leading up to it. Pretty cool if you ask me)
Anyway, this guy came along and brought us lunch and we had these little puddings, like the homemade ones but in little tubs and Naruto ate mine with me.
Well you see these people had another daughter, who I didn't know very well, but by the looks of her was a spoilt snotty brat.
And BINGO I was right.

After Naruto and I were done, she told him that there was more in the house and lead him away from me to the kitchen.
She knew that I loved him and what I felt for him but she still did this.
So she stood in the kitchen trying to chat him up and take him from me. When I walked in I was just standing there watching, very angry and wanting to kill her badly.
But I can tell you now. If I had thought to take a knife from the drawer, if I had a gun in my hand there would have been another little dead girl in the family.
And I mean that seriously.
SHE wanted to take my happiness away from me. SHE was asking for a death wish.

Anyone want to try me??
Anyone want to test what I feel about him??

No??

Didn't think so...

Don't think it's such a joke.
Cause you may not be hurting yourself, but it is hurting me.
Don't think what a laugh to you is a laugh to me.
Just watch yourself.
Or you might find yourself dead in an alleyway.
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Then Ed Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist:
So I got Fullmetal Alchemist DVD number 2 last night.

Watched it.

Now I want to kill myself.

I am afraid to put that DVD in again.
I don't want to watch the last two episodes.
It hurts too much.

It was like they took my worst nighmare right now and put it in front of me on the screen.

I cried last night cause the pain had built up to boiling point.

What was it?
Ever had the dream where you are being chased by a psychopathic killer with a large knife and they want to chop you into tiny pieces?
Imagine having only one arm to defend yourself.

Someone kill me now.
Just the thought of it squeezes my heart.

I wasn't there to protect him.
He thought he was going to die.
I wasn't there to save him.
I want to die.
I don't want to see him cry like that again.
I wasn't there to comfort him.
I want to die.
I don't want to see him in pain.
I wasn't there to help him.
I want to die.
He was almost killed.
I wasn't there to stop it.
I wasn't there to take his place.
I want to die.
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There was more stuff similar to this - terrible RP logs and fanfiction she wrote starring her self-insert character - just with celebrities like Viggo Mortinsen(sp?) and Dominic something-or-other who played a character in the Lord of the Rings movies. I think she was around 21 or so when she wrote the above two entries about Naruto and Ed, well past the "should have known better" age.

She also believes that reading books is the sign of a stagnating mind and thinks that the fact she refuses to read is evidence that she's a creative genius or something. I don't know.
 
Ok so there's this guy at my school and he's like, the biggest wigger ever. He desperately wants to be a rapper, and calls himself "the TK Kid" (wtf does that even mean?). He posts these lame songs on youtube that have only like, maybe 25 views. And he brags about how famous he is on youtube and how he's gonna be the next eminem. Yknow, typical wigger shit. Anyways he always tries to start rap "battles" with people (even though they just mostly ignore him) and he's exceedingly terrible at it. All he does is list their features and characteristics and occasionally call then gay. "Hey yo, so check this shit out. Like really? You wearin a striped shirt, look like dirt. Why your voice be so deep, cause you suckin all that dick? Ohhhhhhhhhh!" (Word for word what he said the other day.) he's such a little bitch too, all you have to do is call him gay once and he'll literally be in tears whining about being "oppressed".
Oh and he's also one of those kids who claims to be a "hardcore stoner *yawn* " but in reality he just smokes half a blunt and passes the fuck out. And the worst part is, he thinks we're friends so he never stops following me.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
She found out that Stamina Rose forums was teasing her, so she locked her twitter.

highlights:

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http://staminarose.org/pt/src/137720365363.png --- my labia gets tangled! uh, that means yr underwear is too small.
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http://staminarose.org/pt/thumb/137719922931s.jpg -- her scrawny mom
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http://staminarose.org/pt/src/137719795537.png --- her mom hiding food
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I had to stop reading the stamina rose thread about her, not to sound like a whiney fat, but the thread just became into "let's make fun of all fat people & not just this trainwreck!" which is a shame, because this chick was an amazing lolcow.
 
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Saxy wore this to a hair appointment. I just. She's making other big girls who dress for their size look bad.
 
Racist people are nuts.
The Jedi (the 'good' guys) were blatantly pro-multiculturalism. To earn "light points" you would have to give answers like "Race doesn't matter, any race can be great with the force, even freakish, uncivilized aliens." (in essence)

They were also damn near pacifists.

Meanwhile the Sith were xenophobic nationalist elitists, the 'bad' guys. They barely tolerated other races, considered themselves superior users of the force (and pretty much were) and commanded a massive empire.

Unfortunately, the empire had been taken over by races who claimed to be Sith but were not racially Sith, and the racial Sith secretly want to take their empire back. The covert usurpers obviously play the role of Neo-Con Jews.

And the best part, was that the racial Sith empire was not originally hostile to the Jedi. They were simply so powerful and impressive that the Jedi freaked out and tried to genocide the Sith for being too powerful (Hello NAZI Germany, demonized and bludgeoned because they were too awesome).

But of course those racist red Sith people are just evil and wrong.

The best part was how overwhelmingly popular the nationalist Sith empire was compared to the multicult hippie Jedi (at least on my server).
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There's a guy who serves as a volunteer for my student government class, and so far has only shown up at our official meetings so he was a total stranger when he first showed up. First thing he did was to start arguing with our President about why we do the pledge of allegiance, next he went on about how our school's mental health resource fair was useless, he tried to convince us that we should change our name from ASCC to "Inception" all in the first day.
Last meeting we had to extend out time by 10 minutes because he wanted to do this whole speech about chemical weapons and how the atmosphere is going to become combustible or something, and apparently the student government of a badly funded barely accredited community collage can do something about it.
I'm just about to go to a meeting now, I'm expecting some interesting comments from him.
 
Way way back in the day it was Peter Guerin, who was sort of the Ahuyiva of the early-2000s "Daria" fandom. He wrote a bunch of weird, disturbing, super-violent, horribly long fanfics that mashed together Daria with whatever he was into that week (Sailor Moon, Gunsmith Cats/Riding Bean, Sanford & Son[!], Rage Against the Machine). Insanely religious (Christian), insanely political (Communist), blind to the fact that these were opposing ideologies, racist, sexist, homophobic, and unable to take criticism of any kind (behold, the proto-DevianTARD), he would end his fics with fifty page long rants about how Communism was the greatest political system ever devised, how Japan is the pinnacle of human civilization, and how those evil Nazi RethugliKKKan KKKonservatives make it impossible for a good boyfriend-free Jesus-loving Marxist to get a job (he was in his late thirties[!] when he wrote these fics and had never been employed before.)

I looked him up a few months back, and he's pushing fifty and still unemployed and living with family members. :tugboat:
 
Francis E. Dec said:
Way way back in the day it was Peter Guerin, who was sort of the Ahuyiva of the early-2000s "Daria" fandom. He wrote a bunch of weird, disturbing, super-violent, horribly long fanfics that mashed together Daria with whatever he was into that week (Sailor Moon, Gunsmith Cats/Riding Bean, Sanford & Son[!], Rage Against the Machine). Insanely religious (Christian), insanely political (Communist), blind to the fact that these were opposing ideologies, racist, sexist, homophobic, and unable to take criticism of any kind (behold, the proto-DevianTARD), he would end his fics with fifty page long rants about how Communism was the greatest political system ever devised, how Japan is the pinnacle of human civilization, and how those evil Nazi RethugliKKKan KKKonservatives make it impossible for a good boyfriend-free Jesus-loving Marxist to get a job (he was in his late thirties[!] when he wrote these fics and had never been employed before.)

I looked him up a few months back, and he's pushing fifty and still unemployed and living with family members. :tugboat:
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If I offend anyone with this, I'm sorry, but every Socialist/Communist/Marxist I've met is a lazy bastard. Maybe that's why the ideology appeals to the people I've met? I'm sure there are hardworking people who believe in those ideologies, but this is just my personal experience with a shitty socialist roommate who tried living rent-free and a few other people talking.
 
Oh boy, I missed that lolcow. bubblesishot46853, a friend of Casey Decker. I haven't followed him in months.

[youtube]FAJJ1hH7clU[/youtube]

This guy hates Iris all because she beats his favourite character Georgia. (Correct me if I'm wrong)

His dA journals are also hilarious and cringey too.

1. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -391166260
BOO HOO I WASTED 80 DA POINTS FOR GIVING A DA USER A BIRTHDAY CAKE ;(
2. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -364263491
An ironic journal.
3. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -348827784
Creating a group dedicated to feet of Pokegirls with "NO AGE LIMITS".
4. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -340341710
The infamous journal which got over 1000 comments. FUCK YOU CAMERON! YOU ARE A SAD EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, AND I HOPE YOU DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!!
5. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -332030738
WAAAHHH!!!! IRIS DID NOT DESERVE TO WIN AGAINST GEORGIA!!!!!111ONE
6. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -316290350
A journal about analysing feet of Bianca. No. Not joking.
7. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -278420313
Whining about pedophilic accusations.
8. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -262530045
Whining about people whining about the current Pokemon anime.
9. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -258591012
Fun fact: He has a gore fetish.
10. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -258229978
Him posting about Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls.
11. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -256069898
Him whining about not being a pedophile.
12. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -215532340
Him believing that Arceus is actually the God of the Earth. No. Not joking.
13. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -222537065
Him posting about fetishes he understands.
14. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -223885078
Him posting about his erotic Pokemon dream, and wants an episode of it.
15. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -225357220
Him analysing feet of Kat and Ana.
 
Alan Pardew said:
Oh boy, I missed that lolcow. bubblesishot46853, a friend of Casey Decker. I haven't followed him in months.

[youtube]FAJJ1hH7clU[/youtube]

This guy hates Iris all because she beats his favourite character Georgia. (Correct me if I'm wrong)

His dA journals are also hilarious and cringey too.

1. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -391166260
BOO HOO I WASTED 80 DA POINTS FOR GIVING A DA USER A BIRTHDAY CAKE ;(
2. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -364263491
An ironic journal.
3. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -348827784
Creating a group dedicated to feet of Pokegirls with "NO AGE LIMITS".
4. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -340341710
The infamous journal which got over 1000 comments. FUCK YOU CAMERON! YOU ARE A SAD EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, AND I HOPE YOU DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!!
5. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -332030738
WAAAHHH!!!! IRIS DID NOT DESERVE TO WIN AGAINST GEORGIA!!!!!111ONE
6. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -316290350
A journal about analysing feet of Bianca. No. Not joking.
7. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -278420313
Whining about pedophilic accusations.
8. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -262530045
Whining about people whining about the current Pokemon anime.
9. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -258591012
Fun fact: He has a gore fetish.
10. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -258229978
Him posting about Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls.
11. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -256069898
Him whining about not being a pedophile.
12. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -215532340
Him believing that Arceus is actually the God of the Earth. No. Not joking.
13. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -222537065
Him posting about fetishes he understands.
14. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -223885078
Him posting about his erotic Pokemon dream, and wants an episode of it.
15. http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com ... -225357220
Him analysing feet of Kat and Ana.
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Alan, this needs to be a separate thread

http://bubblesishot46853.deviantart.com/journal/Remembrance-399586582

Dude, not funny.
 
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