Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[JavisFNF]

But this isn't the first time you said you were compared to CWC and why you care so much what anons said about you? Who are you and why they said that to you...?

Also don't try to deflect the spotlight bringing another user into the conversation.

Why they said that and who are you?

I wasn't identified but my actions were posted on lolcow.farm. I was banned for another reason and didn't go back since.

 

[Xanen]

Currently trying to get more stuff to post for another personal cow. This one is a somewhat standard "FtM obsessed w/ gay porn" type, with added layers of "fucking yikes" in the form of rape, beastiality, and incest fetishization. Here's the "warning" page on their carrd.

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They're an obsessive shipper of metaltango (Leon Kennedy/Krauser from resident evil), write shitty fics and draw even shittier porn. For someone whose transmasc, a lot of their fetish-fueled fantasies revolve around the forced feminization of Leon, who they headcanon as trans because of course they have to make the submissive character trans. I have no real qualms about headcanoning characters as trans, but this screams fetishization.

 

[Karellen]

My work recently implemented Slack globally (for those who don’t know / haven’t used it, it’s similar to discord or Microsoft Teams, you have channels for different topics and you can DM other teammates).

Anyway, some of the channels have turned into Twitter slap fights over vaccines because of course. Usually the OP compares themself to a civil rights figure or compares the company vaccine mandate to Nazism. What ensues is a back and forth bitch fest that goes on the entire work day about vaccine efficacy, wailing about “muh immunocompromises”, and whining that (and this is a direct quote): “this is entirely inappropriate to leave up and is triggering and distracting to the point where I feel this is a hostile work environment for leaving it up.” Oh and the majority of the posters have children cartoons or video game characters as their icons.

Now because it’s a work slack, your real name is connected to it and you can see everyone’s direct reports and team. Unless it’s something that violates company or government laws, nothing gets deleted either. You can also see a persons post history by searching their name.

I had heard that forums at other peoples workplaces were crazy like this but it was my first time seeing it. It does make the company wide calls interesting though because I just go on the dedicated channel for it and watch people ruin their careers for fun.

 

[thejackal]

Jaiden is on some new meds and as batshit insane as ever.

Baby calf's first social media from the shitter, an important milestone in the development of any great cow.

Decomping continues. Her desperate pleas for attention on Tik Tok are not getting noticed and she deleted a couple last night where she was dogging a white guy in a very mean spirited way. She's such a retard she doesn't realize Tik Tok isn't IG and most of its users don't want political we wuz kangs bullshit on their feed, just hot young bodies dancing. And Jaiden's bod is not that young anymore nor is it that fit. Her gut is coming in nicely as is her side fat.

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[polyqueerandrosensual]

I'll make this one rather quick. Surprised I haven't posted about him before.

I call him "the zoo-troon" because he's a troon now (recent thing) and a furry zoophile. Dogs are his species of choice, because apparently they're the easiest to access animal big enough to fuck or whatever (those poor dogs).

He said he first "felt like a real woman" when he was at a gay bath-house, in a steamy room crawling around on all fours, sucking random men's dicks.

He'd go on constant rants about how femininity is immature and not worth respect, and masculinity is the most desirable trait. Yet he still trooned out. He was just a self-hating femmy fag I guess.

Also his name was Chris and what did he change it to? Sigma. I can't find any use of this as a person's name. I know troons pick some weird names, but this is just bizarre. The least cowy thing about him though.

 

[Cancer Hunter3#]

Lolcow's twitter: https://twitter.com/cxsmicverge?t=UAA_7-aO4zryvpNqB1FDag&s=09

Is person from Twitter count? This is a new twitter personal lolcow i have. Started out small by harassing a Japanese Artist until said artist delete their fanart and almost their account. She enraged more than half population of Latino on twitter and got beaten up rentlessly afterward. Still claiming herself to be true later.
Original post and the "double down" post have already been deleted, i haven't took any screenshot yet (sadly).
Original artist is Kurobe. I get the honor of being one of the witness of her downhill.
I think they have some potential to be bigger lolcow.

 

[polyqueerandrosensual]

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Lolcow's twitter: https://twitter.com/cxsmicverge?t=UAA_7-aO4zryvpNqB1FDag&s=09

Is person from Twitter count? This is a new twitter personal lolcow i have. Started out small by harassing a Japanese Artist until said artist delete their fanart and almost their account. She enraged more than half population of Latino on twitter and got beaten up rentlessly afterward. Still claiming herself to be true later.
Original post and the "double down" post have already been deleted, i haven't took any screenshot yet (sadly).
Original artist is Kurobe. I get the honor of being one of the witness of her downhill.
I think they have some potential to be bigger lolcow.

Scrolling... her? page, she seems very standard for a Twitter nigger. Only posts about race and everything being racist. I swear, all these nigger accounts are just copypastes of one another. They're such boring, one-dimensional people. Lol @ the post of her comparing Adele wearing braids to a whitey saying "nigger" though.

 

[discombobulate]

I wasn't identified but my actions were posted on lolcow.farm. I was banned for another reason and didn't go back since.

Oh, you're somebody else's personal lolcow. That's nice.

 

[Lil Miku]

Back in the late 2000’s-early 10’s when every other movie/video game/music critic on youtube tried to emulate the TGWTG style of reviewing, only a few of these Channel Awesome wannabes who never got on that website would see some success within the angry reviewer community, one of which was Marc Mues aka MuesProductions.

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Most of his reviews were on pop music and wrestling, and i’m pretty sure he did a bunch of rants on other stuff everyone made rants on back then (like Fred, reply girls, soccer moms, PETA, Westboro Baptist Church, etc)

Pretty much all of his old content is wiped off the internet due to two main factors:

1. He put too many of his eggs in the Blip.tv basket before that site shut down in 2015 and either he never backed them up or just never reuploaded them anywhere.
2. Sometime around, i wanna say, 2016-18 he went full-blown sjw and took down all of his old pre-2014 youtube videos because of his supposed “bigoted” mindset he thinks he had at the time.

(His old videos aren’t totally gone from the public, they’re now behind a paywall over on his “fanhouse”)

I used to watch his videos back when i was in middle school, but around 2013-14 i stopped checking out his latest uploads and pretty much forgot about him, only checking up on him once in awhile.

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I think around 2015 is when he started to wane away from ranting and started making a couple new series on his channel riffing on old tv sitcoms and commercials with his ogre girlfriend Neb and his fat and bald best friend Dillon. He isn’t entirely done with reviewing, however, as he’s been co-hosting the “Goin Off” music podcast with Channel Awesome alum the Rap Critic since 2014, and occasionally posting music reviews on youtube.

With this change in content and Mues’s sjw views turning him more aggressive towards his old audience who originally subscribed for his rants, his channel viewership tanked.

These videos from 2018 on Mues change explain how far Mues had fallen better than i can.

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Fast forward to today and he’s still trying to make “Riffcoms” a thing, even renaming his channel and social media accounts. Currently he’s sitting at nearly 28k subscribers on youtube, but he’s lucky if a video cracks 500 views within the first month.
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His (or should i say they’re) twitter is a whole other animal and it really shows how far he’s come in 10 years.

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YouTube
Twitter
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fanhouse

So glad you posted this! I watched his Riffbreak videos pretty religiously until like November of last year. I noticed today in sub box that a new video was released he was wearing dark lipstick in it. I immediately went "OH MY GOD NOOO" and went onto his Twitter and... Yup. I was horrified to say the least. The girlfriend being involved is no surprise at all. She totally corrupted and brainwashed him.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

 

[Cancer Hunter3#]

Scrolling... her? page, she seems very standard for a Twitter nigger. Only posts about race and everything being racist. I swear, all these nigger accounts are just copypastes of one another. They're such boring, one-dimensional people. Lol @ the post of her comparing Adele wearing braids to a whitey saying "nigger" though.

well besides the standard twitter standard, they have been openly being racist to the "Latinos" they claim to defend, not a new thing to SJW artist tho, but still entertaining to watch.

attached image desc: being racist and making fun of other person's dead hedgehog
Also since the original call-out post, her comment section has been filled with spanish language and not in a good reason. i will try to give more continuation later since the hidden reply is wack af

update: since she muted tha word "Negro" and "Gringo" in her twitter, Latinos who still aren't happy start to use other word to insult her such as "Montenegro"

 

[thejackal]

I say this with all due respect to people undergoing chemo: Jaiden looks like a cancer patient on chemo. Except she's 28 and cancer free. This is just mental illness. I can't wait for her album to flop so she can move onto whatever bullshit that's her next get rich and famous scheme. Still wondering if she's going to marry this guy "staysafeknox" he gave her a ring 6 months ago now. He's not her baby's daddy. Baby's daddy is nowhere to be found.

I really wonder who takes care of her 3 year old most of the time and where any money she has comes from. From what I can tell she hasn't had a real job her entire life. She can't possibly make anything more than table scraps from her social media and music. I assume she's on single mom subsidies but that only goes so far. CCs I guess.

 

[LoudmouthLisa]

I used to work with a TIM whose entire personality was just distilled internet, but like - early 2000's internet. Like Neopets. And this was just a few years ago. He'd constantly be talking in a way I can only assume he thought was cute (calling food "noms" and introducing himself by saying "Hi, I'm X and I'm adorable") and would use east Asian style emojis like o.0 in work emails.

I also heard it through the grapevine that he'd talk about his paraphilias to his office mate any time he got the chance (he was a transbian, in a shocking twist of events.) He was great at finding handmaidens and making them his emotional landfills for as long as they'd participate. I remember we worked with a blue haired freelancer for about two days and by the end of day one they were both holding hands and crying and expressing how difficult life was for them and how glad they were they'd found each other.

Thing was he was actually really good at his job and whenever the barest flash of actual human would peek out from under the layers of Hot Topic brand personality, he was obviously very smart. He also came from an extremely conservative family and I get the sense that they probably hated his guts because whether he was AGP or HSTS or some weird combo, he was one of the most lisping, limp-wristed people I've ever met in my life. So if a person who actually gave a shit had gotten to him before the internet had, he'd probably be a lot closer to tolerable to be around. There's so many more skin-crawling details I wish I could share but I think I'm already skirting the edge of powerleveling here. I hope I never see him again for the rest of my natural life thank you for reading

 

[Tingle]

I say this with all due respect to people undergoing chemo: Jaiden looks like a cancer patient on chemo. Except she's 28 and cancer free. This is just mental illness. I can't wait for her album to flop so she can move onto whatever bullshit that's her next get rich and famous scheme. Still wondering if she's going to marry this guy "staysafeknox" he gave her a ring 6 months ago now. He's not her baby's daddy. Baby's daddy is nowhere to be found.

I really wonder who takes care of her 3 year old most of the time and where any money she has comes from. From what I can tell she hasn't had a real job her entire life. She can't possibly make anything more than table scraps from her social media and music. I assume she's on single mom subsidies but that only goes so far. CCs I guess.

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She looks like a reverse Simpsons character.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I used to work with a TIM whose entire personality was just distilled internet, but like - early 2000's internet. Like Neopets. And this was just a few years ago. He'd constantly be talking in a way I can only assume he thought was cute (calling food "noms" and introducing himself by saying "Hi, I'm X and I'm adorable") and would use east Asian style emojis like o.0 in work emails.

I also heard it through the grapevine that he'd talk about his paraphilias to his office mate any time he got the chance (he was a transbian, in a shocking twist of events.) He was great at finding handmaidens and making them his emotional landfills for as long as they'd participate. I remember we worked with a blue haired freelancer for about two days and by the end of day one they were both holding hands and crying and expressing how difficult life was for them and how glad they were they'd found each other.

Thing was he was actually really good at his job and whenever the barest flash of actual human would peek out from under the layers of Hot Topic brand personality, he was obviously very smart. He also came from an extremely conservative family and I get the sense that they probably hated his guts because whether he was AGP or HSTS or some weird combo, he was one of the most lisping, limp-wristed people I've ever met in my life. So if a person who actually gave a shit had gotten to him before the internet had, he'd probably be a lot closer to tolerable to be around. There's so many more skin-crawling details I wish I could share but I think I'm already skirting the edge of powerleveling here. I hope I never see him again for the rest of my natural life thank you for reading

I suspect his issue was this. He was probably gay. But because he was almost excessively, stereotypically gay, someone online decided he was in "eggmode" (google it, or maybe don't if you value your sanity) and took it upon themselves to hatch him.

Now he's got no cock and a load of plastic bolted to his front.

 

[thejackal]

You can tell Jaiden went to Evergreen by her rambling "deep thoughts" that never make any sense and don't have any sort of logical conclusion.

Her new meds are not working, go figure. At this point I've got 50/50 odds on if she's hospitalized (again) before her "album release" on the 22nd of this month. She's supposed to play a show on the 12th. Her album has all of 5 tracks the single she's pushing is called "mama". It sounds like bad amy winehouse. I'll try and link a recording of it here. If people want me to spoiler this shit just ask I understand you don't just come here to read about my personal cow.

 

[Hot Fuss]

This individual first popped up in the waifu culture thread and I've been keeping tabs on her ever since because she is hilarious to me. Long post incoming because there's a lot I'd like to share about her.

Erika / princess_ofawesomeness / ghosttoastmew​

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Erika, born 14th December 2002, is a womanchild who believes she is the "canon werewolf wifey" of Robin from Fire Emblem. She lives in Orange County, Florida. She is mainly active on Instagram (archive) and Twitter (archive). Her carrd can be found here (1 2 3 4).

Obsession with Robin from Fire Emblem (and Grima)​

Erika believes herself to be the actual wife of Robin from Fire Emblem (and Grima too, despite them being two different people who happen to look identical). She claims to have "erotomania", which is basically believing Robin actually loves her despite him not being real and thus not being able to do so. She acts like Robin/Grima is real and can actually interact with her, as seen in the captions to her Instagram posts. She refers to him as her "hubby" and "master", which implies some weird dom/sub dynamic between them. There is also art depicting Robin calling her "good girl", which feels out of character for him, as far as I know.

Spoiler: long image dump

Werewolf antics​

Erika is "werewolf kin" and believes Robin is also a werewolf. She behaves like a typical Wolfaboo and posts edgy werewolf pictures, as well as art depicting her and Robin as wolves. This would be somewhat understandable if she was 14, but she's 19. It's like she hasn't aged mentally since she was 14.

Spoiler: Examples

There is also more material for this on her story.

Spoiler: story examples

Kinning​

As well as being "werewolf kin", Erika kins other things, including:

• The main girl from "Turning Red"
• Sylveon
• Pinky from 'Pinky and the Brain'
• Werewolf Cookie from 'Cookie Run'
• The owl from Fire Emblem Heroes
• The Summoner from Fire Emblem Heroes
• Glamrock Freddy

It appears that she believes Robin to kin Pikachu, and she owns a Pikachu plush from Build-A-Bear that she calls "Robinchu".

Mental breakdowns over Fire Emblem Heroes​

I've saved what's perhaps the funniest and most autistic section for last. Erika does not like her "hubby" Robin being shipped with anyone else, especially Chrom. As her carrd states:



Recently, a new "banner" was announced, meaning new units were added to the game. I don't play Fire Emblem Heroes, so I can't explain this in depth. One of these new units was a "duo" of Robin and Chrom. Naturally, being a sped who thinks the world should revolve around her and her fantasy werewolf husband, Erika didn't take it well. Cue coping and seething.


Imagine losing sleep and feeling ill over a fucking png

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She made these posts about the situation.

I do remember seeing videos of her that day lounging around in a onesie and talking about the situation, but I did not think to archive them.

Apologies if this is messy or doesn't dive deep enough. I may edit to polish or add things.

TLR: 19-year old womanchild believes she is a werewolf and the True and Honest wife of a Fire Emblem character. Has a mental breakdown whenever she sees her "hubby" being shipped with (or even standing next to) anyone who isn't her.

Spoiler: bonus haram

 

[Ilikeoreos]

She looks like a reverse Simpsons character.

I thought she looked like Janice from the Electric Mayhem

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

I've been on the fence about posting this, but I might as well.

I knew a massive sperg on a forum I used to use a lot as a teenager. He didn't really have too much wrong with him for the most part. He had a decent home life, he was well educated and graduated as valedictorian of his college class (so he says), and he spoke in a sort of sophisticated manor you'd expect from somebody who supposedly went to a good university on the east coast. What really made him spergy was the fact he was a self proclaimed "Professional analyzer" of My Little Pony and Digimon, and often referred to himself in third person.

One of his more noteworthy actions was the fact he couldn't really explain anything in a concise manner. Every explanation for his hobbies or interests had to be a 3-6 paragraph long post throwing in as many large words as possible, like he was typing his posts down with a thesaurus in his lap. Like any good midwit/pseudo-intellectual with a useless degree, he would constantly cry Ad Hom or Logical Fallacy whenever you disagreed with him.

But what's the icing on the cake is how often he spends online. With the amount of posts he makes averaging around at least 2-3 dozen a day and each one being thousands of words long, it's very much safe to say he doesn't have an actual career (or a life) beyond autistically analyzing and deconstructing children's cartoons or being a foamer on his YouTube channel.

 

[umami's milk]

Currently trying to get more stuff to post for another personal cow. This one is a somewhat standard "FtM obsessed w/ gay porn" type, with added layers of "fucking yikes" in the form of rape, beastiality, and incest fetishization. Here's the "warning" page on their carrd.

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They're an obsessive shipper of metaltango (Leon Kennedy/Krauser from resident evil), write shitty fics and draw even shittier porn. For someone whose transmasc, a lot of their fetish-fueled fantasies revolve around the forced feminization of Leon, who they headcanon as trans because of course they have to make the submissive character trans. I have no real qualms about headcanoning characters as trans, but this screams fetishization.

been a lurker until now but this one fills me with so much rage. what has resident evil fandom become?
some of you might remember this insufferable twat from the tranny sideshow thread, where they were slobbering all over ana valen's girlcock. yum.

 

[Hypothermia]

Myself