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Holy shit, didn't know they got posted. Fucking lol. It's always the people who headcanon Leon as trans that end up being such massive degens.
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silly Xan, Leon is 'pretty' and therefore cannot possibly have been born male.
edit: because i wanted to add something meaningful to the conversation, here's some grade-a degeneracy. They've got the usual SJW like artstyle so nothing outstanding there. The pr0n is where shit gets interesting.
Yes, that's supposed to be Leon.
Ada or Leon? You decide. personally i cannot tell
noooo jack you gotta escape
the victim:
edit edit: i was reading up earlier about another resi cow called garylovesjohn and i think i found fanart of the devil may cry shit fic done by yours truly. cow crossover!
the victim:
edit edit: i was reading up earlier about another resi cow called garylovesjohn and i think i found fanart of the devil may cry shit fic done by yours truly. cow crossover!
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It will always bug me to no end that twitter FTMs assume that any character that is short, slightly feminine, or a pretty boy is trans. It feels like a mix of transphobia and trans fetishization. Like I'm all for headcanoning characters as whatever- it's fun, usually doesn't hurt people- but people seem to forget that most trans men and women are literally just some dude or some chick. It's like RCDart's stench never truly left the net.
Also, I was the one posting about GLJ. I run into the worst kinds of people in my fandoms. I'm lucky I haven't found someone whose this fucking weird in the Silent Hill fandom or I'd probably become a statistic.
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the fujoshit to twitter ftm pipeline is real. well, hodie, now you can become the omegaverse-breeding-slut-boi uwu of your dreams.
well, at least they admit it.
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Goddd. Powerleveling here but I try to be as masc as I can to pass. There's no shame in being a feminine trans dude but this shit just reeks. And of course Hodie's into force fem shit so there's an added layer of ick.
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Yeah, must suck to have people like this as the mouthpiece of your group. Deepest sympathies that you have to deal with all these yaoi fetish girls who never grew out of it.
Tell it to them, though, and they get all up in arms.
the irony
No, Hodie. It's not some guys that don't have pussies. It's most guys. In fact it's 99.95% of guys that dont have pussies and that's being generous.
went running to mama ana valens for some cope.
Other than sperging out on twitter, I'm considering making a post about this bitch on the SJW Art and Extremes thread. They'd fit right in there.
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Please do.Yeah, must suck to have people like this as the mouthpiece of your group. Deepest sympathies that you have to deal with all these yaoi fetish girls who never grew out of it.
Tell it to them, though, and they get all up in arms.
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No, Hodie. It's not some guys that don't have pussies. It's most guys. In fact it's 99.95% of guys that dont have pussies and that's being generous.
went running to mama ana valens for some cope.
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Other than sperging out on twitter, I'm considering making a post about this bitch on the SJW Art and Extremes thread. They'd fit right in there.
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i once knew this amazing dumbass racist (dumb) who grew weed constantly (dumb) and brought homeless people into his home to trim weed (dumb), but therew as one w,ho was the biggest creep I have ever seen in my life. His name is Jasper Leotta and he was a drifter from fargo ND, with a homestuck tattoo on his chest, and he "identified as a gamzee(?)" and talked about the video game Skullmonkeys on the playstation1 and a horrible band called altJ in a repetitive obsessed pattern. He spoke in goddamn mentally ill gibberish like nothing I've ever seen online or anywhere else IRL.
so there we are. , trimming weed with this literal bum, who is sketchily wide eyed at all of the weed hes claimed to be so experienced with, as is he is literally melodramatically gasping and girly squeaking everytime a new branch is presented. I have only been there 3 times so I wasnt really concerned with this grower's sinking ship, but I still made gestures to try to signal "hey this individual is fucked this is NOT GOOD"; and then he starts talking about how he wishes he could murder the farmer woman that just kicked him out for never working and drive her Nissan down to oregon, asking me and another stranger hes never spoken to before if we would become cohorts on this audacious pilgrimage......lolwut
BUT WAIT IT GETS EVEN GAYER
AND THEN HE STARTS TALKING about how allegedly his father was a gay drug lord and that he was raised in a gay drug commune called "The Chaos Carabret" then described his father going down to south america to fuck boys, in a tone that was somehow was supposed to imply that he's some badass adventurer or something. That this was something that was not only good, but very badass and respectable.
so i personally think it was the most fucking lame thing in the world to lie about something like that, but what if its true. weird jewish looking wookie hobo faggot. jesus christ.
2 hours later the weird grower said "DONT SASS ME" and tossed them out after he got really sassy, to which Jasper tried apologizing ON HIS KNEES "I'm sorry that I am so theatrical, I watch a lot of anime" and the response was "SO YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING ANIME SASS ME"
Wooks. Never Once.
so there we are. , trimming weed with this literal bum, who is sketchily wide eyed at all of the weed hes claimed to be so experienced with, as is he is literally melodramatically gasping and girly squeaking everytime a new branch is presented. I have only been there 3 times so I wasnt really concerned with this grower's sinking ship, but I still made gestures to try to signal "hey this individual is fucked this is NOT GOOD"; and then he starts talking about how he wishes he could murder the farmer woman that just kicked him out for never working and drive her Nissan down to oregon, asking me and another stranger hes never spoken to before if we would become cohorts on this audacious pilgrimage......lolwut
BUT WAIT IT GETS EVEN GAYER
AND THEN HE STARTS TALKING about how allegedly his father was a gay drug lord and that he was raised in a gay drug commune called "The Chaos Carabret" then described his father going down to south america to fuck boys, in a tone that was somehow was supposed to imply that he's some badass adventurer or something. That this was something that was not only good, but very badass and respectable.
so i personally think it was the most fucking lame thing in the world to lie about something like that, but what if its true. weird jewish looking wookie hobo faggot. jesus christ.
2 hours later the weird grower said "DONT SASS ME" and tossed them out after he got really sassy, to which Jasper tried apologizing ON HIS KNEES "I'm sorry that I am so theatrical, I watch a lot of anime" and the response was "SO YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING ANIME SASS ME"
Wooks. Never Once.
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I want to punch this person. More than once.
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My mate. He's 30, and he genuinely is a virgin. He's a good lad and everything, but man, it's a shame. I'm no stud or anything, but christ I've at least learned over the years to try and seal the deal with women now and then.
Good lad, won't hear a bad word against him.
Good lad, won't hear a bad word against him.
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virgin with rage?
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I hope you're helping the poor guy out. He probably doesn't know how to socialize and meet people like a normal person, so try to teach him. You don't gotta get him hooked up directly, but at least drag him out of the house and show him how to meet people.
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Nah, he's just borderline spectrum.
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He knows the fundamentals. He's on tinder and the like, he's just not able to capture women's attention I guess. He'll get there, he's a late bloomer.
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This ~29 year-old guy I used to drink with is a bit of a doofus. He uses a fake British/Transatlantic accent and wears fancy, outdated three-piece suits and smoking jackets everywhere. Probably doesn't rise completely to the level of a lolcow. If he toned it all down a good deal he might be just slightly eccentric and vaguely charming, instead of cringey and silly.
Apparently he has a job, but how is a mystery to me. You'd think employees and customers would be weirded-out by his affectations and mannerisms.
I think he lives with his brother (who actually has a pretty popular Twitch channel) and his brother's wife now. Kind of a weird, unfortunate living situation.
Apparently he has a job, but how is a mystery to me. You'd think employees and customers would be weirded-out by his affectations and mannerisms.
I think he lives with his brother (who actually has a pretty popular Twitch channel) and his brother's wife now. Kind of a weird, unfortunate living situation.
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Here's a story from this one guy in uni I thought was a massive prick. Like, complete neckbeard manchild. He used to throw tantrums and they never got any better because nobody around him was saying "dude, that's not cool" and instead tried to get everyone else to act in a way that wouldn't make him angry.
One time I was playing Smash Bros with him and one other guy. It was the weekend and the university rooms aren't occupied, so I grabbed my switch stuff and decided to set up there with a few others. Me, lolcow and friend start playing. In terms of skill level, I'm seen as a strong competitive player (like I could place in a small tournament, but I'll usually lose it in the final stretch), friend could attend and may grab a win, but will be out by first bracket, and lolcow is just shit.
Myself, friend and lolcow had a 3-person game. Lolcow chooses Inkling (a fine choice, I find Inkling pretty fun). But then proceeds to let the two of us fight it out while throwing bombs the entire time. This would be fine if he wasn't monologuing the entire time about how "advanced and tactical" Inkling is, effectively stroking his own ego while literally pressing B. This obviously annoys friend who suddenly loses the motivation to play and decides to just go back to playing with his phone. The 3-player FFA became a 1v1.
Game is locked in, Inkling dittos on FD. I take the first stock pretty quick, then gimp his recovery on second stock. As the third stock comes he just runs off the stage, gets angry, throws a chair across the room and then slams the door and stomps out. Completely fucking annihilated. But despite me being a tad crass, I'm not a mean-spirited person. So you know what, when he calms down, I decide to give him a few tips. Of course, the good will is immediately thrown back in my face because he pretty much ignores everything I said and when I told him "you need to shield more man, always attacking is just going to make you easy to play against", he tells me that it's not his style and just ignores it all.
I'm glad I never have to see the fucker again. Just a horrible fucking person.
He also worked as a security guard at a corner shop. Don't ask me how the fuck someone prone to flipping out like he did got that job. I'm assuming they just don't have a good process in place to properly check candidates cause it seems like hiring someone who is prone to angry and violent outbursts as a security guard is a bad fucking idea.
One time I was playing Smash Bros with him and one other guy. It was the weekend and the university rooms aren't occupied, so I grabbed my switch stuff and decided to set up there with a few others. Me, lolcow and friend start playing. In terms of skill level, I'm seen as a strong competitive player (like I could place in a small tournament, but I'll usually lose it in the final stretch), friend could attend and may grab a win, but will be out by first bracket, and lolcow is just shit.
Myself, friend and lolcow had a 3-person game. Lolcow chooses Inkling (a fine choice, I find Inkling pretty fun). But then proceeds to let the two of us fight it out while throwing bombs the entire time. This would be fine if he wasn't monologuing the entire time about how "advanced and tactical" Inkling is, effectively stroking his own ego while literally pressing B. This obviously annoys friend who suddenly loses the motivation to play and decides to just go back to playing with his phone. The 3-player FFA became a 1v1.
Game is locked in, Inkling dittos on FD. I take the first stock pretty quick, then gimp his recovery on second stock. As the third stock comes he just runs off the stage, gets angry, throws a chair across the room and then slams the door and stomps out. Completely fucking annihilated. But despite me being a tad crass, I'm not a mean-spirited person. So you know what, when he calms down, I decide to give him a few tips. Of course, the good will is immediately thrown back in my face because he pretty much ignores everything I said and when I told him "you need to shield more man, always attacking is just going to make you easy to play against", he tells me that it's not his style and just ignores it all.
I'm glad I never have to see the fucker again. Just a horrible fucking person.
He also worked as a security guard at a corner shop. Don't ask me how the fuck someone prone to flipping out like he did got that job. I'm assuming they just don't have a good process in place to properly check candidates cause it seems like hiring someone who is prone to angry and violent outbursts as a security guard is a bad fucking idea.
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Oh fuck, Marc Mues. that's a name I've not heard in a long time. God damn, I knew he was a bit of a leftie, but I didn't know he transformed into a literal faggot
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You gaze into the darkness long enough...and it gazes back..
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Is that the room of someone you know?
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A sloppy grease app hookup, learned too much too fast, blew a 950k inheritence on drugs now lives in a trailer court working customer service; tried giving advice about Boss Bitch moves one should make financially (i know cuz i made a mistake yo)...and interior design, had video game tattoos...other side of room was bad steven universe fanart that also had tumblr URLs on them. I got up and snapped these real quick as they were loudly brapping out coils, via paper thin poor people walls.
Swiping. Never once lads. Just tug one out if you have to.